BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    I've been this shape ever since Connery kicked me up the arse in DAF!
  • Judging soon? :-D
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,922
    I'll be judging this afternoon, so if there's any more captions, get 'em posted.
  • Quoting MajorDSmythe: I'll be judging this afternoon, so if there's any more captions, get 'em posted.
    Any chance of this happening before I collect my free bus pass Major? :-D
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,922
    I doubt it.

    Ok, ok. The winning entry...

    Take it away Tom...
    Quoting danslittlefinger: 'He always sits while others walk
    He stuffs himself while other cat's use
    forks
    He looks at his plate, and wants it all...
    Then he craps, like a
    Thunderball.

    He knows the meaning of leaving a mess
    His bowl is full
    and he couldn't care less
    They call him the fat arse cat who eats it all...

    Then he pukes, like a Thunderball.

    Any brand of cat food he wants,
    he'll get
    He will tear your sofa without regret
    His days of fasting are
    all gone
    His waistline goes on and on and on
    But he thinks that the fat
    is worth it all...
    So he looks, like a ThunderBAAAALLLL."

    Over to you, dlf.
  • edited April 2011 Posts: 886
    Quoting MajorDSmythe: Over to you, dlf.
    Little ole me...? ;;) , Cheers Major.
    New pic up soon!
    EDIT:
    Here it is:

    image


    "Twill judge one week hence, pip pip and splice the mainbrace!
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited April 2011 Posts: 13,352
    "As good as his submission is @danslittlefinger is yet to realise the picture is the wrong way round!"
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    Blofeld's cat tries to recreate the freerunning sequence from CR.
  • No indeed 'tis right way up, well it was when I turned it..
    Great entries, keep 'em coming. \:D/
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    "Charles Gray!? Come on now, where's the REAL Blofeld?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "OK Pierce, one more time. This is how you bunji jump off of a dam while keeping your fur in place. Remember Pierce, if you do it wrong, you'll be joining the chap in the lower left hand corner."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,922
    "I see youuuuuuuu."
  • *bump*
    Anymore great entries? :/
  • edited April 2011 Posts: 886
    Judging tomorrow. Oops sorry, double entry.

    Only one Pussy Parkour joke, and what about the gravestones?
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,922
    "Cake over wall, I can has it."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited April 2011 Posts: 987
    That's the only problem with having 9 lives, everytime they bury me I then have to keep climbing over this bloody wall!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,922
    "I've seen The Omen, I know what's in that grave and I am not staying here."
  • edited April 2011 Posts: 886
    Many thanks for all the great entires as usual, you are all winners in my book for taking the time. (*) It does the heart good.

    All runners up tie at 4th place:
    A behind the scenes book of 'The Golden Compass' (never opened) and a Cadbury's Creme Easter Egg!

    3rd place:
    Saunders
    Quoting saunders: That's the only problem with having 9 lives, everytime they bury me I then have to keep climbing over this bloody wall!
    - And you got the name of a cat food in there too! Totally gobsmacked.:O

    2nd Place:
    Major D Smythe
    Quoting MajorDSmythe: "Cake over wall, I can has it."
    - You haz skillz. :>


    WINNER!
    Kerim:
    Quoting Kerim: "OK Pierce, one more time. This is how you bunji jump off of a dam while keeping your fur in place. Remember Pierce, if you do it wrong, you'll be joining the chap in the lower left hand corner."
    - I knew there would be a parkour mention (so eloquently by Jag) but the bungee jump, wasn't expecting that one! Impressive. B-)

    Over to you Kerim!
    \:D/



  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2011 Posts: 2,629
    Thank you very much Dan.

    OK folks, here is the next entrant.

    Caption away and see you in about a week.


    http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/toilet_cat.jpg
  • edited April 2011 Posts: 886

    image

    "Can't have been all those martini's I had...must of been that crap chicken tandoori I had afterwards..." :0&

    or

    Tiddles knew he was puking hard as his tail was actually white before he started... :-S

    or

    "Damn Japanese fighting fish, they just WON'T flush! ...
    Hang about, that IS a fish in there right? " :/
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,630
    "So Pierce, this isn't what's suppose to happen once you punch the guard in the Dam"
  • "Halle Berry's career's got to be in here somewhere..."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,922
    "My car keys are just out of reach."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2011 Posts: 2,629
    Oh my, what toilet humor. :O

    Keep it coming folks.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited April 2011 Posts: 987
    Third Blofeld cat in Willard Whyte's penthouse tragically killed when Connery fell through the skylight.
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    "Shouldn't of eaten that Meow Mix before watching the PTS of "QOS"
  • edited April 2011 Posts: 886
    Tiddles overdoses on Royal Wedding fever as close ups of Camilla Parker-Bowles :-q have the usual effect...
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Last chance for the kitty in the toilet. I will make my selection in 24 hours.

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    I was going to make my selection last night, but didn't in light of real world events.

    As always, I like to throw my own caption in. I'll stay topical.

    "Hey, they really did bury Osama at sea".

    I know, I know. 8-|

    Here we go:

    4th Place: All other entries.

    3rd Place: danslittlefinger for: "Tiddles overdoses on Royal Wedding fever as close ups of Camilla Parker-Bowles :-q have the usual effect..."

    Nice job for staying topical.

    2nd Place: danslittlefinger again for: "Tiddles knew he was puking hard as his tail was actually white before he started.."

    Dan, I almost had to bill you for a new screen as I nearly did a spit take on this.

    And the winner is:

    AgentJamesBond007 for:

    "So Pierce, this isn't what's suppose to happen once you punch the guard in the Dam"

    Well done Agent. The next caption is yours.
  • edited May 2011 Posts: 60
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