USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Kevin Smith is announced to direct the next Bond film

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Again I've been laughing like mad with these entries. Jolly good stuff, chaps! ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite sports team just lost the title.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    [Stepping furiously away from the arena]

    Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.
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    "As you said, such good sport!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "You know, this sort of behavior could qualify as sexual harassment."
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Again I've been laughing like mad with these entries. Jolly good stuff, chaps! ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite sports team just lost the title.</b></font>

    From Live and let Die

    "this will make a rather group of familes angry"
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    "Well, you can't win them all"
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    Spoiler tag for language.
    GODDAMN! WHAT THE?
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    "I warned you, we do NOT tolerate failure, Number 3, you know the penalty"..
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Again I've been laughing like mad with these entries. Jolly good stuff, chaps! ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite sports team just lost the title.</b></font>

    Balls, Q??
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>
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    "The first one won't kill you, nor the second, not even the third. Not till you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    [Producing cigarettes and ice cubes]
    This for heat, these for cold, applied scientifically and slowly.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible. Dr. Kaufman's record was fifty-two hours. I'm hoping to break it."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    So you live to die another day?
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>

    "eeek"

    From DAF when Bond fights Win & Kidd on the cruise ship and Tiffany says Eeeek
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 8,670
    "You must give me the name of your oculist."
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    "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    You should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.
  • edited October 2013 Posts: 183
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are caught using the bushes as an emergency bathroom.</b></font>

    "Look...no hands"
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>

    "Thank you, but I think my mouth's too big"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>
    Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are caught using the bushes as an emergency bathroom.</b></font>

    "We all get our jollies one way or another."
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>

    "At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    <font color=red><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>[/quote]
    "Jinx you say?"
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    "Free both of us. With the same bullet"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Yo momma!"
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    "Lucky me!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Choose your next witticism wisely, Mr. Bond, it may be your last.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now.
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are caught using the bushes as an emergency bathroom.</b></font>

    sit!!!!
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Again I've been laughing like mad with these entries. Jolly good stuff, chaps! ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite sports team just lost the title.</b></font>

    Balls Q!!!
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you you look like Justin Bieber.</b></font>

    Errrrr? No words? Just a gun shot!
    =))
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