USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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    He certainly left with his tail between his legs
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    "Thank you gentlemen. I'm afraid I was out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Is it real, or just a dream?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Come round for dinner and I'll cook you a beautiful angel cake.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... your boss accidentally sees you naked.
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    Observe, Mr boss, the instruments of Armageddon!
  • DraxCucumberSandwichDraxCucumberSandwich United Kingdom
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    There's no sense in going off half-cocked.
  • MalloryMallory Are you ready to get back to work?
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    I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... your boss accidentally sees you naked.

    That was a long time ago M, i didn't realize it was public knowledge.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Nick Nack - Tabasco!

    The one that always does it. :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
    The one that always does it. :)
    "That always sounds good."
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... your boss accidentally sees you naked.
    *pointing at schlong* "Real elephant! 50 baht."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    *pointing at schlong* "Real elephant! 50 baht."

    :D :D :D :D
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
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    It appears you've caught me with more than my hands up!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You see? I have no problems with female authority.
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine
  • Posts: 7,092
    Dink?
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    "If it's a '69, you were expecting me"
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    I have been known to keep my tip up
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "I knew it was too early to promote you..."
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    Excellent. We have been granted an audience.
  • edited September 2020 Posts: 7,092
    Would you mind giving me something to put on?
  • Posts: 7,092
    Don't worry, I'm not supposed to be here either.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Sir, that bomb is set to explode at 3.45. That's 90 seconds from now!
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    I'll be wearing this in Piccadilly!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
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    If I put my clothes back on, will you buy me an ice cream?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Shut the door, Alec. There's a draught!
  • Posts: 7,092
    Well, enjoy yourself!
  • Posts: 12,636
    A little soap here..........a little soap there. Drat! I dropped the soap!
    THAT is NOT the soap. Ha ha OOOHHH!
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