USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Kevin Smith is announced to direct the next Bond film

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
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    "We're strictly plutonic. Now!"
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    No No No, No more foreplay!
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    "Your bloody well not sleeping here"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you need to tell your partner you're not in the mood tonight.</b></font>

    "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
  • DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the hotel manager impolitely refuses to help you with a small problem.</b></font>

    You're a great help - Goodnight
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>

    As you can see I have no problems with female authority
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you need to tell your partner you're not in the mood tonight.</b></font>
    now the whole worlds gonna know that you died scratching my balls.
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    "Well, it's not mutual."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are caught using the bushes as an emergency bathroom.</b></font>
  • edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "I was looking for the bar"

    "Get me out of these bloody things"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Sorry. I'll shoot the camera first next time."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Looking at the handcuffs, then down there, then back at the handcuffs:

    My department know I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I'm strictly the outdoor type."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote:
    "I'm strictly the outdoor type."

    Great one, @QBranch! :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thanks, Dimi.

    "It's a bit of a minefield out there!"
  • edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Oops, me nighties' slipping"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?

    You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree.'"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Just a slight stiffness coming on...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Damn it, man, it's urgent!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Phuyuck!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I was walking my rat and seem to have lost my way
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    "Sorry darling, something's come up"
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    "Oh the things I do for England"
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    Oh I'm just here for the birds.
  • 'Piss off' ?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You'll forgive me if I don't get up."
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    "Oh to hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job's done."
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are caught using the bushes as an emergency bathroom.</b></font>

    From Octopussy

    "Perfect Image Q"
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