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Which is the most quotable Bond film?

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    GoldenEye. I used to quote it on and on in school as a teenager. The line "that depends on your definition of safe sex" can be used to almost everything. :D

    Math teacher: You don't need your calculator for this.
    Young DD: That depends on your definition of safe sex.

    (Never happened. ;-))

    But also lines like:
    - Why can't you just be a good boy and die.
    - My knee - aches! - every single day. (and so on)
    - I might as well ask you if all the wodka martinis ever silenced the screams of all the men you've killed...

    The list goes on.

    Congrats to the screenwriters for delivering such a quotable film. Infinitely quotable in fact.

    "Tastes like...like strawberries."
    "I wouldn't know."
    "I would!"
    *cut to Famke sucking her finger and slightly moaning*

    She is near orgasm throughout the entirety of the film, it seems.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    She is near orgasm throughout the entirety of the film, it seems.
    That's so cool.
  • 00130013
    Posts: 1,817
    Another very quotable lines from Kinkade:
    " But, if all else fails, sometimes the old ways are the best"

    And of course: "I was ready before your were born, son"
  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
    edited June 2013 Posts: 2,400
    "My knee. Aches! EVERY single day. Twice as much when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? TELL HIM DIMITRI!"
    "W-w-wellitd-depends-"
    "SILENCE!"
  • jerome007jerome007
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    All great quotes..But one that I quite like is from DAF. Bond in the hearse with the heavies telling them that the deceased was his brother. One of the heavies says" I got a brudda." Bond drily replies "Small world".
    Connery's deliverly was brilliant.
  • actonsteveactonsteve
    Posts: 1,492
    Diamonds or Moonraker

    Two of the "spectacle" Bonds but the dialogue fizzles.
  • identigraphidentigraph
    Posts: 1,052
    "Attempting re-entry"
    "his name's Jaw, he kills people"
    "Bang on time"
    "You missed Mr Bond.......Did I"
    "Look after Mr Bond, see that some harm comes to him"
    "There is never a 70 year old around when you need one"
    "Balls Q?"

    MR is not a bad shout!
  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
    Posts: 2,400
    Octopussy probably gets my vote.

    How the hell do you argue with "You have a nasty habit... of SURVIVING!"
  • identigraphidentigraph
    Posts: 1,052
    and "Double, fancy that" and "it's not really in the wrists you know"

    oh and "No Mam, I'm with the economy tour" and "Well so far I can't complain about the valet service".
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