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  • edited March 2015 Posts: 1,181
    Not from UK particularly, but I like it.

    A lady was sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. Being bored, she noticed a fortune telling machine that told your weight. So she stepped up and put a quarter in and the machine said, "122 lbs," and spit out a fortune that said "You will break wind." So she sat down on the bench and sure enough she soon broke wind. Wow that was amazing she thought. I'm going to try this again.

    So same drill, she stepped on the machine, put a quarter in and out came the same message. 122 lbs and you will break wind again. She sat down once more and once more she broke wind. She was so fascinated that she couldn't resist a third go at the machine.

    She stepped up, put a quarter in, and the machine said "122 lbs and you farted around and missed your bus!!"
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