What Would His Bond Do?

Back in the olde Keeping the British End Up forum I had a pretty popular thread that I realize I want to revive again here. Basically you take a scenario from a Bond movie and supplant a different Bond to see how different things might have turned out. Lots of broad exaggerations/caricatures of Bonds and their style of films are encouraged, after all, this is all just for laughs. Small example:

Connery in OHMSS

Connery: "It's Blofeld", Bond remarks rather dryly. He then notices the head wound on a very still sitting Tracy. In a slightly bored monotone, he expresses "damn."



So just to kick it off, here's how I think these Bond would have handled the interrogation scene in GOLDENEYE.


Mishkin: "Your sense of humor does not slay me, Commander, I'm sorry."
Connery: "Ah, but I shlayed your mother lasht rotten last night."

Mishkin: "Your sense of humor does not slay me, Commander, I'm sorry."
Lazenby: "It used to slay Tracy, until a bullet did..." *starts sobbing*

Mishkin: "Your sense of humor does not slay me, Commander, I'm sorry."
Moore: "We all get our jollies one way or another." *Cocks his eyebrow.*

Mishkin: "Your sense of humor does not slay me, Commander, I'm sorry."
Dalton: "No?" *shoots him in the head* "That should."

Mishkin: "Your sense of humor does not slay me, Commander, I'm sorry."
Craig: "Done." *walks off*
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