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  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
    edited May 2020 Posts: 6,721
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Fair enough. Back to social distancing.


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    Haha, very good! And Craig's face looks hilarious.

    Imagine James Bond having sex in this time and day. It'd be like in Demolition Man.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Fair enough. Back to social distancing.


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    Don t you mean asocial distancing?
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Great to see Craig Bond finally win at Baccarat.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    STAY HOME
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    STAY HOME
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    Love that!!! And great advice!!! :-bd
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    Point taken.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
    Posts: 3,106
    Great minds etc.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,005
    A baker's dozen of positives from the delay of NO TIME TO DIE.

    Sunshine and rainbows to be found. Take a deep breath. Make it count.




    Or the list:
    1. This will give them time to make more different movie posters.
    2. This is good because James Bond is not opening close to April Fools Day.
    3. I like people being happy and laughing and Danny Boyle
      is laughing his ass off right now.
    4. In the announcement they sent out on social media, nowhere did EON say
      anyone was "thrilled" by this news. You know what that means?
      It means EON is getting better at how they announce these delays to us.
    5. A chance for you to be the true friend your Bond Buddy needs right now.
    6. Imagination is a wonderful thing. You can always imagine
      how good the movie will be.
    7. Now with this delay, we get to enjoy imagining NO TIME TO DIE
      is the greatest movie ever made for just a little while longer.
    8. This delay will give journalists who interview the cast at press junkets
      more time to think up better questions for them.
    9. The production of NO TIME TO DIE will make a fascinating story
      to read about when it's all done.
    10. Trolls World Tour has taken the release date April 10th that NO TIME TO DIE
      vacated. So don't cancel your moving outing just yet.
    11. This delay and the added wait time to see {Craig's] his final Bond film,
      means he's gonna be James Bond for another 7 months.
    12. The odds are pretty good that the next Bond, whoever that may be,
      will have an absolute CAKE WALK in his run compared to Craig.
    13. [I'm sure each one of you can think of at least one positive thing about this delay for NO TIME TO DIE. Don't have much else to do. Might as well think up one thing.]
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Bondverse.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Outstanding. Looks like an interesting project.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    A simple concept, @Thunderfinger, but Madonna can still be difficult to work with.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    A group of the Licence To Kill 30th Anniversary posters, Scarface-style.

    Click on Spoiler for 5 more. Repeats Sanchez from page 60.
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  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    Those are great - I love gun-toting Q and the pop of red on Pam and Lupe.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Agent_99 wrote: »
    Those are great - I love gun-toting Q and the pop of red on Pam and Lupe.

    Same here. The ones with Bond and Sanchez are also particularly great.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,005


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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    http://www.mustardweb.org/07/james-bond-mustard.htm
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    00K9
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  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
    edited June 2020 Posts: 3,106
    Are Big Dogs still going? I almost bought that T-shirt back in the 90s, but instead I went for this fine example (wore it for years):

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Big Dogs seems to be fine and well. And popular as vintage 90's of course.

    https://www.bigdogs.com/collections/t-shirts
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    That is one hell of an encoder.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,969
    Resurrection wrote: »
    That is one hell of an encoder.

    Only the bare essentials of it.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Presented as: Quick--what would you choose?!?

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Daylights, every time.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    [Posted this in error in other discussion, now moving it here.]

    Okay this is wrong but I didn't create it.

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  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    :))
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited July 2020 Posts: 4,441
    No Time To Die Part 1 will be released in December 2020. Screentime: 3 minutes forword directer and Daniel Craig + 99 minutes + 3 minutes new special created end credits for this split. Total time: 105 minutes.

    No Time To Die Part 2 will be released in June 2021. 3 minutes forword Barbara and Michael + 5 minutes for MGM logo, Universal logo and maintitle with Shirley Bassey her song ''No Good About Good Bye''(First Bond movie since 1962 who start with maintitle) + 64 Minutes include original end credits + 35 minutes of delete scenes. Total time: 107minutes.

    Total time: 212 minutes, that's 2x QOS b-( . YES! Bond 26 in 2021 <:-P. Yes more Ana :-B !!. Barbara: Yes one more Daniel... 8-> Michael G Wilson: $-)
  • marcmarc Universal Exports
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    Nice idea 😄
    I wouldn't mind, two times the length of QoS would be nice...
    And 'No good about goodbye' would be an almost infinite upgrade in musical terms compared to the NTTD title song IMO.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 2020 Posts: 13,005
    Dentonite
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