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Things from other cultures/countries that you’ll never understand!

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    How about things from your own culture you don't understand...

    Toilet paper vs. bidet

    Over the years, you waste so much paper using only toilet paper and it's such an imperfect method to begin with.
  • CASINOROYALECASINOROYALE Somewhere hot
    Posts: 1,003
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    How about things from your own culture you don't understand...

    Toilet paper vs. bidet

    Over the years, you waste so much paper using only toilet paper and it's such an imperfect method to begin with.


    I was in the city and got pulled over for going 10 over the speed limit. Fair enough. Out in the country in the middle of nowhere doing about 80MPH. Cop pulls up. Says “Mines faster” then speeds off.. Classic.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,547
    Toilet paper? Bidet?
    I just use my h--OOOH! Toilet Paper! Yes. Ahum. Toiler paper, yes, that's right.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Toilet paper? Bidet?
    I just use my h--OOOH! Toilet Paper! Yes. Ahum. Toiler paper, yes, that's right.

    I thought I recognized your particular cologne...
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Toilet paper vs. bidet
    I've on occasion had to explain what that is to folks in both NYC and Canada, believe it or not.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    How does one tinkle Down Under?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    How does one tinkle Down Under?

    Standing on your head, I suppose.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,547
    I have tried that. Does't work...well.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Indian films.

    What is up with the constant grinning, song and dance in the most unappropriate scenes, and random English sentences thrown in here and there?

    Get a grip on yourselves!!!
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,930
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    How does one tinkle Down Under?
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Standing on your head, I suppose.
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I have tried that. Does't work...well.
    Just lay on your back and point up (down).
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Australian sun glasses
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  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited December 2017 Posts: 6,786
    Surf and turf, why would you combine seafood with meat?

    Gastronomical sacrilege.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    GoldenGun wrote: »
    Surf and turf, why would you combine seafood with meat?

    Gastronomical sacrilege.

    I don t know. Steak and shrimps is pretty good together.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2021 Posts: 17,805
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Indian films.

    What is up with the constant grinning, song and dance in the most unappropriate scenes, and random English sentences thrown in here and there?

    Get a grip on yourselves!!!
    CoolChubbyGadwall-max-1mb.gif

    I'm glad I don't watch them, then. It must be a Bollywood thing I guess. Maybe one of my favourite usernames, @CrazyIndianWriter could have helped us out here, were he still active.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Indian films.

    What is up with the constant grinning, song and dance in the most unappropriate scenes, and random English sentences thrown in here and there?

    Get a grip on yourselves!!!
    CoolChubbyGadwall-max-1mb.gif

    I'm glad I don't watch them, then. It must be a Bollywood thing I guess. Maybe one of my favourite usernames, @CrazyIndianWriter Could have helped us out here, were he think active.

    He isn t think active?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 17,805
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Indian films.

    What is up with the constant grinning, song and dance in the most unappropriate scenes, and random English sentences thrown in here and there?

    Get a grip on yourselves!!!
    CoolChubbyGadwall-max-1mb.gif

    I'm glad I don't watch them, then. It must be a Bollywood thing I guess. Maybe one of my favourite usernames, @CrazyIndianWriter Could have helped us out here, were he think active.

    He isn t think active?

    My phone strikes again. It has a habit of changing the word at the very last second just as I am about to post. Grrrrr!!!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I don t understand how Scots can be so cheap?
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited January 2018 Posts: 17,805
    I don't understand Norwegian trolls at all. Do they all live under a bridge?

    Edit: Is that Quincy ME aka Jack Klugman?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,970
    How about this!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Swedes are crazy when it comes to food. So are Africans, I will never understand their taste either.
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  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited January 2018 Posts: 17,280
    Aren't you supposed to open Surströmming under water?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    I t wouldn t make good tv.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,280
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    I t wouldn t make good tv.

    That's true!
  • SaintMarkSaintMark
    Posts: 7,653
    The Shat is amazing.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    SaintMark wrote: »
    The Shat is amazing.

    I agree. He's such a great man, and actor. More power to him!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,506
    thedove wrote: »
    How about this!


    OMG was I laughing at that. What a hero Shatner was!!!! Lol!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited January 2018 Posts: 6,786
    thedove wrote: »
    How about this!


    I once had the displeasure of experiencing the smell of Surströmming and it does have a terrible odour.

    Nevertheless, Americans commenting on the cuisine of another country? I still don't understand why one would put pineapple on a pizza. Che schifezza!
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    Pineapple on pizza is yummy!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 6,786
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Pineapple on pizza is yummy!

    Sorry mate, that's just raping Italian cuisine ;)
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited January 2018 Posts: 17,280
    GoldenGun wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Pineapple on pizza is yummy!

    Sorry mate, that's just raping Italian cuisine ;)

    I eat enough pasta to make up for the pineapple! :-D
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