The James Bond Quote Conversation

Dennison

Touche.

QBranch

I like you better without your Beretta.

barryt007

In a ladies handbag.

j_w_pepper

This is a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.

Dennison

Too bad your pop gun is no match for the latest body armor.

barryt007

Well you certainly know more about flying than guns,pussy.
That's a Smith & Wesson,if you fire that in here the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blow torch through butter.

j_w_pepper

Butter hook.

QBranch

Did you bring it? The grease?

Benny

Oh no, not again

barryt007

Trifle overpowering your scent...

Benny

What is it

barryt007

Cyanide.

Thunderpussy

How very traditional.

Benny

That’ll bring tears to your eyes

barryt007

It's also the technical name for liquid oxygen,which makes rocket fuel.

Benny

Bullshit!

QBranch

Governments change. The lies stay the same.

barryt007

Your concern for my wellbeing is touching,but puzzles me.

Thunderpussy

The methods of the great pioneers have often puzzled conventional minds.

barryt007

You sound like a commercial...

ForYourEyesOnly

Did I?

Thunderpussy

Just once !

j_w_pepper

I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

ForYourEyesOnly

Shocking. Positively shocking.

j_w_pepper

Time to face gravity.

barryt007

All those feathers and he still cant fly.

peter

You don't believe me, do you?

barryt007

I need to know I can trust you.

QBranch

I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.

Benny

Was it something I said?