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Bond Quotes

AGENT2AGENT2
edited July 2012 in Bond Movies Posts: 1
{please add quotes from your favorite bond films}
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  • anotherbondgeekanotherbondgeek
    Posts: 423
    "That your brudder?"
    "Yes, it was."
    "I gotta brudder."
    "Small world."

    RIP Mr Mankiewicz.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "I'm Plenty."
    "But of course you are."
    "Plenty O' Toole."
    "Named after your father perhaps."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Bond after he tosses a lamp into the bathtub he has just thrown an assassin in:

    "Shocking."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2011 Posts: 28,694
    Bond is in bed with Christmas Jones:

    "I thought Christmas only came once a year."
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,422
    "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "You're not my type."
    "Smart?"
    "Single."
  • CoH_GHOST_007CoH_GHOST_007
    Posts: 303
    "For England James?"
    - "No. For me!"
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited July 2011 Posts: 15,691
    "I sure am, boy !!"

    "So does England !!"

    "All those feathers and he still can't fly !!"

    "Let's try reverse - that's backwards !"

    "Women drivers..."

    "Can you play any other tune ?"

    "His name is Jaws, he kills people."

    "Keeping the British end up, sir !!"

    "Heart broken, Mr. Drax !!"

    Sir Rog, you rock !! =D>
  • thegiantcookiethegiantcookie
    Posts: 103
    "The name's Bond. James Bond."
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,630
    "I understand Double-O's have a very short life expectancy"

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "I wouldn't consider myself to be in trouble until I started weeping blood."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Grow up 007!"

    Ah Q, you whiny old man. We all love you for it.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful."- Mathis
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "I'm the money."
    "Every penny of it."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "The things I do for England."
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    Thug 1: "You want to sit in the front, Mr. Franks?"
    Thug 2: "Yeah, a lot smoother ride in the front, Mr. Franks."
    Bond: "Yes, I believe I'l sit in the front."

    Bond: "Killing Tibbett was a mistake!"
    Zorin: "I'm about to make the same mistake twice."
    Bond: "Don't count on it, Zorin."
    Zorin: "Hahaha! You amuse me, Mr. Bond."
    Bond: "Oh, it's not mutual."
  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
    Posts: 1,778
    Mathis: I think she has handcuffs.
    Bond: I do hope so.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    "Names is fo' tombstones baby.. y'all take this honky out back an' waste him!"

    "Interesting anatomical tidbit, but probably the most useless piece of information I've ever heard.. unless of course the Bottoms Up is a strip club, and Scaramanga is performing."

    "You see, Mr. Bond, I always thought I loved animals. Then I discovered that I enjoyed killing people even more. "

    "When you're flying down a mountain on skis and 40 miles an hour, and someone is trying to put a bullet in your back.. you don't always have time to remember a face."

    "But that would mean.... I would have to be.." - "DEAD!"

    (essentially any line Christopher Walken says in AVTAK lol)

    .... there are countless others - but i'll leave it narrowed down to these lol.

  • 007JamesBond007JamesBond
    Posts: 321
    Bond to Rosie in LALD - "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    @007JamesBond..... lol - LALD does have some marvelous quotes.
  • 007JamesBond007JamesBond
    edited July 2011 Posts: 321
    It certainly does, here's another one I like

    Bond to Rosie again in LALD: "Meet the man who shares my hairbrush.........Quarrell Jr."

    Just so random. Sir Rog seemed to get the majority of the best quotes and his delivery of them was just spot on.

  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    2 of my personal favorites...

    "fo' 20 bucks, i'll take you to a ku klux klan cookout."

    and..

    "secret agent?!?!...... on who's side??"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited July 2011 Posts: 13,350
    Why not just list all the quotes from MI6's wonderful Quote Guides? ;-)
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    @Samuel001: Hahaha! Yes, make things considerably easier.
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    "Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond."
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    "I intend to, Kamal Khan."
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."
  • CatCat
    Posts: 25
    "I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours."




  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Now the whole world will now that you died scratching my balls!"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours."
    Are you joking?

    That must be one of the most poorly written and badly delivered lines in the series - no fault of Craig's though.
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