"My God ..You've just killed James Bond !! "

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  • edited May 2012 Posts: 660
    I hope someone say that in Skyfall "My God you just killed James Bond" .........I think it will work
    Bond falls into the water? and presumed dead
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    ^
    Even with the use of the spoil tag I can now guess the spoiler @commandbond007. :-<
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    ^
    Even with the use of the spoil tag I can now guess the spoiler @commandbond007. :-<

    I know I had the same reaction too.

    :-w
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 12,837
    ^
    Even with the use of the spoil tag I can now guess the spoiler @commandbond007. :-<

    It's the same spoiler as the teaser trailer thread so I already had it ruined before I read it.
  • edited May 2014 Posts: 19,339
    I like the Playboy membership card, afterall, if anyone can qualify as being a playboy type then Bond certainly has no problems there. The thing I do hate about it though is Tiffany Case instantly knowing who Bond is, like he's the world famous James Bond that everyone knows about!! I have no problem with the likes of Spectre, Smersh, the Russians or Quantum knowing of him but a nobody criminal type like her?? - Tongue-in-cheek or not, it is just plain wrong.

    Totally agree,there was abolutely no need for the line and you can see Connery is battling damn hard to keep a straight face.
    Tiffany is a nobody,a smuggler,she doesnt even move in the same circles as Bond.

    And Connery's line "well it just proves no-ones indestructable"....where the hell in DN,FRWL,GF,TB,YOLT,OHMSS do we see an 'indestructable Bond.



  • Posts: 14,831
    Terrible line and scene. Bond is going into Austin Powers territory here, before AP existed.
  • edited May 2014 Posts: 11,189
    That line makes me laugh too. It's just bad acting from Jill. She hams it up big time.

    Another example "you've got a lot of guts showing your face around here...after letting me freeze my behind off at a blackjack table for 2 hours...and what the hell is my black wig doing in the pool??

    Not sure whether to laugh or cringe at her delivery.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    I like the scene, especially Connery's delivery. A nice little humour after that exceptional, tense fight with Franks.
  • Posts: 19,339
    I like the scene, especially Connery's delivery. A nice little humour after that exceptional, tense fight with Franks.



    :-O :O
  • edited May 2014 Posts: 11,189
    The lift fight with Franks is decent, but I don't know its THAT great. Bond's fight with the car driver in YOLT was more exciting. To be honest the lift fight feels kind of...ordinary in comparison.



    Fat Connery's delivery of "this chap's been following me all day today" is pretty poor too.
  • Posts: 19,339
    I like the lift fight,its possibly the best scene in the film (although that's not saying much).

    But the scene that follows is terrible,Connery doesnt even bother to disguise his Scottish accent..very lazy stuff.
  • edited May 2014 Posts: 7,500
    For me, that fight is just too long. It starts out great, but I allways end up feeling a little indifferent as it progresses. It just never seems to end...

    And I also find it very hard to enjoy by virtue of the scenes that encapsulate it. If the succeeding dialogue, the basis for this thread, wasn't bad enough, I find Connery's ridiculous Dutch interpretation which sets up the scene, just as cringeworthy: "Who is your floor" :-& It's so stupid!

    If Bond was ever turned into a clown, it happened before the Moore era...
  • Posts: 14,831
    DAF was in essence more a spoof than anything else. When Tiffany recognises Bond's name, it is pretty much like Austin Powers International Man of Mystery card.
  • edited May 2014 Posts: 11,189
    The fight does have a bit of a "meh" feel to it. Watching it I don't feel particularly gripped or excited I must admit. It's just a couple of blokes scuffling and doesn't have the suspense, brutality or intensity of other fights in the series. Not a bad fight, just an average one. I don't FEEL the fight myself in a way I did with other fight sequences. By that I mean I don't flinch at the punches or wince at certain moments. That is what makes a great fight sequence IMO.
  • Posts: 19,339
    The thing that gets me as well is during the fight Bond's gun goes off but the only person who comes out of all the apartments is Tiffany.

    I mean it's night so not everyone could be out and about surely ?
    (Unless they are all in the Red Light District of course...phoooaaarrr !!)
  • Posts: 7,500
    barryt007 wrote:
    The thing that gets me as well is during the fight Bond's gun goes off but the only person who comes out of all the apartments is Tiffany.

    I mean it's night so not everyone could be out and about surely ?
    (Unless they are all in the Red Light District of course...phoooaaarrr !!)

    Well, I guess that's not like the only incoherent, obnoxious plot hole in DAF, is it? :))
  • edited May 2014 Posts: 19,339
    jobo wrote:
    barryt007 wrote:
    The thing that gets me as well is during the fight Bond's gun goes off but the only person who comes out of all the apartments is Tiffany.

    I mean it's night so not everyone could be out and about surely ?
    (Unless they are all in the Red Light District of course...phoooaaarrr !!)

    Well, I guess that's not like the only incoherent, obnoxious plot hole in DAF, is it? :))

    hahaha no...its got more plot holes than this :

    Swiss-Cheese.jpg

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    I watched this scene last night and you can see Connery smirk slightly and tries to say his 'no-ones indestructable' line with a straight face,but his voice rises up due to trying to hold a laugh in.

    Poor acting from both of them and this scene STILL bloody annoys me,even if the film has risen a few places on my list recently overall.
  • Posts: 676
    Never cared for Mankiewicz's recurring idea that Bond is famous.

    But it's best to view DAF as the '60s Adam West Batman version of James Bond. It doesn't make sense otherwise.
  • Posts: 14,831
    barryt007 wrote: »
    I watched this scene last night and you can see Connery smirk slightly and tries to say his 'no-ones indestructable' line with a straight face,but his voice rises up due to trying to hold a laugh in.

    Poor acting from both of them and this scene STILL bloody annoys me,even if the film has risen a few places on my list recently overall.

    Not so much poor acting from Connery as an impossibility to act this one straight I think. There was just no way he could save that line.
  • Posts: 787
    In a way, this has always been the central conceit of the Bond series, though: he's the secret agent who's almost never 'secret.' He regularly introduces himself to everyone from clerks to villains by his full name, never puts on a disguise, and is known at first glance to people all over the world - not just criminals, but concierges. While on duty he lives a remarkably active social life, visiting the best restaurants, bars, and casinos openly.

    Contrast that with Jason Bourne, who's forever trying to find low-key means of traveling, moving in the shadows, sleeping at cash-by-the-hour hotels and speaking different languages. Or The Saint/Ethan Hunt, who are masters of disguise.

    Bond is a 'secret agent' only insofar as that's a really cool job title to have - mostly he lives and operates out in public.
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    But he does not operate out in the public. He has a common name, for one, and when in the early movies or the novels is he recognized at first glance by civilians? At best some hotel staff in some parts of the world might know that he is a British man named James Bond (again: very unremarkable name) who is a good client and seem to have some money.
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    You guys are taking this way too seriously, I like DAF for what it is, a so bad it's good kind of way. No one is trying but they sure are having fun.

    "Tell him he's fired"
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    w2bond wrote: »
    You guys are taking this way too seriously, I like DAF for what it is, a so bad it's good kind of way. No one is trying but they sure are having fun.
    Agreed. DAF is very entertaining and great fun. I am very happy that we got the Hamilton entries (particularly the last three). Quirky, idiosyncratic & bizarre. Very unique in the Bond oeuvre and very 70's.
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    Ludovico wrote: »
    barryt007 wrote: »
    I watched this scene last night and you can see Connery smirk slightly and tries to say his 'no-ones indestructable' line with a straight face,but his voice rises up due to trying to hold a laugh in.

    Poor acting from both of them and this scene STILL bloody annoys me,even if the film has risen a few places on my list recently overall.

    Not so much poor acting from Connery as an impossibility to act this one straight I think. There was just no way he could save that line.

    Good point.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The early 70s films had very juvenile writing.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Part of why I am not big on Mankiewicz is his assistance in all his scripts of making it seem like all the world knows who Bond is, from a random smuggler to a gun seller. The man should never have celebrity.

    I don't like the idea, but in Diamonds Are Forever I find that it actually fits the story and Bond's overall actions in it quite well. In my head canon, since the end of OHMSS Bond has been on the hunt for Blofeld, running through all his past associates like a madman trying to get a hint on where he's hiding out at. By doing so, Bond is putting himself out there and his reckless actions to get Blofeld at any cost has blown any cover he could hope to have. As we see in the opening of DAF, Bond is out in public, threatening people in the open in a way that makes him very obvious to anyone who knows who he is. SPECTRE had already known what the spy looked like since Dr. No, as they had to to make the mask the agent wears in the pre-title of From Russia with Love, so Bond was already too well known to the organization even years prior.

    By the time that Diamonds Are Forever came around, Bond had faced Blofeld countless times, and had no doubt made an infamous name for himself in the criminal underworld. "Watch out for that Brit, James Bond," many criminals probably said in all major industries in the underbelly, "he nearly smoked out SPECTRE." Because SPECTRE had to have been known and feared worldwide, almost to the point of crippling respect, criminals had to have also heard about the crazy spy who constantly stopped their big schemes. Inadvertently, Bond had gained some celebrity, and probably respect from the underworld for his boldness and durability. His reckless pursuit of Blofeld after Tracy's death would've only made him name and his actions more widespread to those "in the know" behind the veil.

    By the time he meets with Tiffany in Amsterdam, the woman had no doubt heard tales for years about Bond, the man who conquered SPECTRE countless times, simply through her connections in the smuggling underworld that Blofeld and his associates no doubt had a slice of. In this way the movie is actually showing the consequences of Bond's fight with Blofeld, both before and after Tracy's death. In real life Bond would've been forced to retire from service by M, as he'd become known to the enemy and was a liability, with the inability to work undercover in any capacity. In the fantasy world of Bond, however, he is kept in the game and we see the effects over many years of the same man being put on missions involving a foe that knows him as well as he knows them. In short, Blofeld and Bond destroy each other.

    So in a way Mankiewicz was adding reality to what many call a "campy" time for Bond by showing that the man and how he'd acted could never escape being well known to criminals. It's one of the more interesting parts of the film for me, and shows that Bond's actions don't go unnoticed. He has built a reputation for himself amongst the criminal classes and it comes back to bite him, even for all the good he did to get that name.
  • Posts: 4,622
    Good essay @brady.
    Bond is escapist fantasy. Movie Bond is a blunt instrument on assignment. His reputation precedes him, at least in the connected underworld circles he operates in, and he doesn't much care.
    Tiffany is aware of Bond's rep, but she doesn't know what he looks like. She thinks Peter Franks is Bond, so Bond works with this.
    And as @JBFan626 mentions, the filmmakers are very self aware by this point.
    Bond has become a global phenomenon. They are working with this too, with this audience awareness, especially considering DAF features the return of the iconic Connery.
    DAF is a transition film to some extent. The '60s are done. Bond is now operating out of his time.
    The '60's films were all made within 3-6 years of the published source material
    DAF though was made almost 20 years after the fact. The approach going forward will now be different.
  • Posts: 19,339
    Both interesting ideas chaps....next time I watch it I will look at it from that point of view,the PTS definitely highlights his recklessness and determination.
  • Posts: 170
    DAF is a lousy movie. Grade: F. It has a lazy, greedy actor playing Bond and the same old tired villains.
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