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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "When it came to working on his triceps and biceps, Catlock was never one to pussyfoot around..."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    Kerim wrote:
    I'll give you a hand chum.

    animal-funny-kitten-lifting-weights-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg

    Special thanks, Kerim, for getting this pic posted!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886

    Pussy Suzuki knew was she useless at the Ninja training school when she watched Tiger Tanaka climb up a polystyrene volcano wall and still look amazing. :-<
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Blofeld's so-called diabolical plan to "pump iron" wasn't exactly what little Milton first assumed."
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited January 2012 Posts: 5,745
    Having to cut back on finances, Blofeld fed his fish with the jujitsu masters and replaced them with his kitten, who runs a tight regiment for the henchmen of steak, potatoes, and a few hours of the gym every day.
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    edited January 2012 Posts: 555
    In 2005 Daniel Craig hit the gym; determined to show that he was right for the part, despite being likened to a "fluffy white Cat" by the hurtful British press.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Tiddles weighed in on the situation and suddenly realized that Blofeld's world domination scheme was as appealing as a pile of sweaty jockstraps.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Pussy Suzuki knew was she useless at the Ninja training school when she watched Tiger Tanaka climb up a polystyrene volcano wall and still look amazing. :-<

    =))
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    Let's go another day or two at most; but these are really good! And my job is sometimes so stressful, I love ending my day with a good laugh. Thanks to all!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Let's go another day or two at most; but these are really good! And my job is sometimes so stressful, I love ending my day with a good laugh. Thanks to all!

    You have a whole week from after the caption picture is posted. No rush.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Let's go another day or two at most; but these are really good! And my job is sometimes so stressful, I love ending my day with a good laugh. Thanks to all!

    You have a whole week from after the caption picture is posted. No rush.

    Goody. I never checked the number of days. :)

  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    "Seriously Earnst, you might wanna consider getting a dog for protection. I'm only here for the diamond necklace."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited January 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "Bibi Kitten was no longer a virgin after landing horribly wrong from her triple axle."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    BUMP
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Kerim wrote:
    I'll give you a hand chum.

    animal-funny-kitten-lifting-weights-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg

    Pussy nomore!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    OK - last rounds anyone? I have had such a laugh reading these; thanks - I guess I should be judging on Tuesday; is that correct?
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    4EverBonded wrote:
    OK - last rounds anyone? I have had such a laugh reading these; thanks - I guess I should be judging on Tuesday; is that correct?
    Yes that's ample time.

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    Judging tomorrow - give me your best final shot! :)
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited January 2012 Posts: 6,432
    animal-funny-kitten-lifting-weights-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg
    Ernst! all this taking over the world business is just weighing me down!

    or

    skyfall budget cut's! title sequence shot in local bogna gym.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    animal-funny-kitten-lifting-weights-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg
    Ernst! all this taking over the world business is just weighing me down!

    It's Charles Cat-las!

    oh dear

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited January 2012 Posts: 12,459
    Oh dear! (good one, Baltimore007.) :)
    I like many of these, so please bear with me - I was lost in translation last night - so I will be stating the winner when I get back home after work today; in about 10 hours. No later, I promise. Thanks!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Oh dear! (good one, Baltimore007.) :)
    I like many of these, so please bear with me - I was lost in translation last night - so I will be stating the winner when I get back home after work today; in about 10 hours. No later, I promise. Thanks!
    Take your time. It twas' a very laughable CapCon. So many great puns.
    :))
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    OK - tough decision!! Here are my choices:
    (so many made me laugh out loud; thanks to all!) =D>

    3rd place - Fire and Ice for: skyfall budget cut's! title sequence shot in local bogna gym.
    2nd place - : Kerim for: Prince Furball has come to the realization that if he's going to compete in the clean and swat event at the upcoming Feline Olympics in KATmandu, he's going to have to start injecting himself with catnip.

    WINNER: Danslittlefinger for: Pussy Suzuki knew was she useless at the Ninja training school when she watched Tiger Tanaka climb up a polystyrene volcano wall and still look amazing. :-<

    Over to you!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Wow, thanks 4EverBonded, that was a surprise, it always is when I win, so many great entries. :)

    Ok, here's my picture, let's see what it reaps. Judging one week. :-bd
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    Off we go...*fires starters pistol* %-(
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited January 2012 Posts: 5,745
    danslittlefinger wrote:
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    Wanna play a game?

















    (aka obvious SAW reference)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Catlock: "DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THE BIRDY'S PRESENCE! JUST FOCUS, USE THE MANTRA JUST LIKE THE PSYCHOLOGIST SAID...GO TO THE HAPPY PLACE WITH LILIES AND RAINBOWS...YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT THE BIRD...I JUST ATE CATNIP ANYWAY...OH BUT HE LOOKS SOOO GOOD...MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!..."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Though they were destined to have a rivalry to stand the tests of time, Catlock Whitepaws had to admit that the bird was one hell of a bike rider."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Wait until Blofeld finds a mini-bike in the litter box"

    or

    "The Vet did say I needed more iron in my diet".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    These are funny, what a great start. :D
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    "Where dose he get those wonderful toys"

    Or

    BORN TO BE EEEEATEEEN!!!!
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