Kingsley Amis on the James Bond Continuation Novels (1983-1995)?

DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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Is anyone here aware of any reviews/comments made by Kingsley Amis regarding the James Bond continuation novels 1983-1995, post-For Special Services by John Gardner - which he reviewed in 1982 for The Times Literary Supplement and up until his death in October 1995.

I suspect there is nothing on this period in his archives and I am barking up the wrong tree, but in the hope that I may have been mistaken on this, I'd love to hear your replies on this one. I've checked his letters, biographies, memoirs, reviews...and nothing post-1982.

Did he simply stop caring after FSS (my own personal view) - was this broadside his last ever public review on the James Bond Continuation project that he was once a part of (with Colonel Sun)?

It would be interesting if we could come to a definitive answer on this one...though I kind of doubt that we ever will...

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  • DB5DB5
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    I'm curious, what was Amis' take on Gardner's Bond?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    When I get a minute, I'll post both the JB,TSWLM and FSS Amis reviews here for you. You're in for a real treat!
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    That should be a fun read. Didn't Amis call FSS "an unrelieved disaster" and that the plot was "absurd" and "blundering"?

    I look forward to your next post, @Dragonpol.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Yes, I'll have to type them up soon, thought they were on the net still, but they seem to have been deleted from the Bond forum I thought they were still on. Check out Amis' Collected Non-Fiction - they are both reprinted there. The Wikipedia pages on most of the Bond novels are incidentally great places for reviews, resources etc. moreso than they used to be, say even 5 years ago. Check them out.
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    I love FSS. I think it's the best Gardner novel and also the first one I read. However, the icecream plot is stupid not unlike Fleming's plot involving the robbing of Fort Knox. Like the rest of the book though. Like it better than Colonel Sun which I find on the dull side.

    Looking forward to reading the reviews Dragonpol. Thanks.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Here are the two Kingsley Amis reviews of Christopher Wood’s James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) and John Gardner’s For Special Services (1982) as promised. Any typos etc. in the original text are marked with the usual [sic]. Hope you all enjoy the read. Interestingly, I use extracts from both of these reviews by Amis in my new article ‘Drax’s Gambit and the Future Direction of the James Bond Films’, soon to appear as the first of a new raft of articles on the literary and cinematic James Bond on my The Bondologist Blog,

    http://www.thebondologistblog.blogspot.co.uk/

    --Dragonpol.

    Shaken, but Not Stirred

    Ian Fleming’s ninth novel, The Spy Who Loved Me, was published in 1962. Except perhaps for one short episode, it is not a spy story but a mildly touching thrillerish romance, recounted in the first person by the “me” of the title, a nice French-Canadian girl with an unfortunate sexual history. And a nasty current predicament in an Adirondacks motel. A kindly, capable English policeman called James Bond turns up just over half-way through and sorts everything out. Some male reviewers, though no female ones, assailed the book as “unpleasant” and “pornographic” (we’ve come a long way in fifteen years) while in fact disliking the naively patriotic and anti-Soviet attitudes of author and hero without quite caring to put it that way.

    Always sensitive to criticism couched in moral terms, Fleming stipulated that this story of his should never be filmed; the title alone might be used. So it has been. A plot in which the baddies’ grand design is burning down the motel for the insurance (admittedly with the heroine thrown in) would in any case hardly have done for a Bond film of the later 1970s: space stations, laser bombs and global takeovers are de rigueur here. There is plenty of that sort of thing in James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me, which is the book of the film The Spy Who Loved Me, out soon.

    Christopher Wood is part-author of the screenplay of this film. His Bond is largely unreconstructed, still drinking shaken dry martinis and still alive in spite of being unable to draw and fire his Walther PPK in under three-fifths of a second (even FBI men are expected to manage in one-quarter). M has gone soft, allowing his desk-top to be specially prepared for a briefing demonstration and looking at Bond not without affection. The new “me” is Major Anya Amasova of SMERSH, a sad come-down from her archetype, Corporal Tatiana Romanova in From Russia, with Love. And the chief heavy, one Sigmund Stromberg, an insane pelagiophilic ex-undertaker endearingly bent on sparking off the Third World War, lacks the presence of Goldfinger or Mr Big.

    Enough of comparisons: Mr Wood has bravely tackled his formidable task, that of turning a typical late Bond film, which must be basically facetious, into a novel after Ian Fleming, which must be basically serious. To this end he has, by my count, left out nine silly gadgets and sixteen silly cracks which were in the script. He has also left out, to my surprise, a marvellous fight on a train that challenges comparison with the one in From Russia, with Love. The heavy concerned, a seven-and-a-half-footer with steel teeth, name of Jaws, is the best thing in both book and film. Mr Wood is not always exact: Bond, out skiing, muses that you “can lay for a long time in the bottom of a crevasse”-I doubt if even Bond could manage more than a brief lay in such circumstances. But the descriptions are adequate and the action writing excellent.

    What nobody could have cut out is the element of second-sight contingency planning (or negligence) that gets by in a film, indeed is very much part of the style of these films, but obtrudes in a book. Your enemy has an explosive motorbike sidecar ready to launch at your car in case he’s forgotten to kill you for certain and in secret a few minutes before. In case that misses, he has already aloft a helicopter fitted with jets and [sic] canon. Your car is submersible in case you meet such a helicopter while driving on a coast road. In case you submerge your car he has a midget submarine waiting. In case he has you have underwater rocket-launchers.

    Later, in his super tanker, which is really a giant submarine-trap, your enemy has a revolving gun-emplacement and four inch armoured shutters with machine-gun slits over his control-room in case the submarine crews he’s taken prisoner and forgotten to kill break out of the “brig” and start trying to take over with spare weapons they find in the magazine, where there’s also enough stuff just lying around to build a bomb that’ll blast through the armour-plate. Second-sight sportsmanship?

    And earlier - but forget it. You safely can.

    New Statesman, 1 July 1977

    Double-low-tar 7, Licence to Underkill

    Ian Fleming’s last novel, The Man With The Golden Gun, appeared in 1965, a year after its author’s death. I published Colonel Sun: a James Bond Adventure under the pseudonym of Robert Markham in 1968. The next Bond novel, Licence Renewed, by John Gardner, did not come along till 1981. Here now is For Special Services, by the same author.

    Quite likely it ill becomes a man placed as I am to say that, whereas its predecessor was bad enough by any reasonable standard, the present offering is an unrelieved disaster all the way from its aptly forgettable title to the photograph of the author-surely an unflattering likeness-on the back of the jacket. If so that is just my bad luck. On the other hand, perhaps I can claim the privilege of at least a momentary venting of indignation at the disrepute into which this publication brings the name and works of Ian Fleming. Let me get something like that said before I have to start being funny and clever and risk letting the thing escape through underkill.

    Over the last dozen years the Bond of the books must have been largely overlaid by the Bond of the films, a comic character with lots of gadgets and witty remarks at his disposal. The temptation to let this Bond go the same way must have been considerable, but it has been resisted. Only once is he called upon to round off an action sequence with a yobbo-tickling throwaway of the sort that Sean Connery used to be so good at dropping out of the side of his mouth. No ridiculous feats are required of him. His personal armament seems plausible, his car seems capable of neither flight nor underwater locomotion, his cigarettes in the gunmetal case have the three gold rings and M calls him 007.

    Nobody else does, though. The designation is a pure honorific like Warden of the Cinque Ports; some ruling from Brussels or The Hague has put paid to the pristine Double-0 Section and its licence to kill long ago. Even the cigarettes are low-tar. But these and similar changes would hardly show if he had been allowed go keep some other interests and bits of himself, or find new ones. Does he still drink champagne with scrambled eggs and sausages. Wear a lightweight black-and-white dog-tooth check suit in the country? Do twenty slow press-ups each morning? Read Country Life? Ski, play baccarat and golf for high stakes, dive in scuba gear? What happened to that elegant international scene with its grand hotels and yachts? No information.

    One thing Bond still does is have girls. There are three in this book, not counting a glimpse of Miss Moneypenny outside M’s door. The first is there just for local colour, around at the start, to be dropped as soon as the wheels start turning. She is called Q'ute because she comes from Q Branch. (Q himself is never mentioned, lives only in the films, belongs body and soul to Cubby Broccoli, the producer). Q’ute is liberated and a champion of feminism. Luckily she has only two lines, but one of these contains a jovial mild obscenity, and a moment later there comes a terrifically subtle reference to the famous moment in the film of Dr No when Bond said, “Something big’s coming up” [sic, actually TSWLM film] in ambiguous circumstances and got the hoped-for laugh from the first audiences, thus, legend says, turning the subsequent films on to their giggly course. When you consider how much the original Bond would have hated these small manifestations of what the world has become since 1960 or so, you might be led to suspect a furtive taking of the piss, but nothing like it occurs again, as if Gardner, not the most self-assured of writers, had repented of his daring.

    Bond’s second girl has the cacophonous and uncertainly suggestive name of Cedar Leiter-yes, kin to that Felix Leiter of the CIA whom sharks deprived of an arm and half a leg in Live and Let Die (1954). Cedar is his daughter, a superfluous and unprofitable device that raises the thorniest of all questions, Bond’s age in 1982. Bond keeps his hands off her throughout, perhaps out of scruple but more likely because only a satyromaniac [sic] would find her appealing. She is described as short - a deadly word. An attractive girl may be small, tiny, petite, pocket-sized and such, but never short. Poor Cedar has no style of presence, no skills or accessories, no colour, no shape. And it is this wan creature whom Bond instantly accepts as his partner for the whole of the enterprise. In a Fleming novel - I nearly wrote “in real life” - Bond would have outrun sound getting away from her. To be accurate, of course, he would have done that even if she had been Pussy Galore or Domino Vitali all over again. He knew all about the way women “hang on to your gun-arm” and “fog things up with sex and hurt feelings”. But then that was 1953.

    Bond scores all right with the third of the present trio, Nena Bismarquer, née Blofeld and the revengeful daughter of his old enemy, a detail meant to be a stunning revelation near the end but you guess it instantly. Nena-let me find the place-Nena looks fantastic and has incredible black eyes. Her voice is low and clear, with a tantalising trace of accent. She wears exceptionally well-cut jeans and has that special poise which combines all the attributes Bond most admires in a woman. When she sees him first she gives him a smile calculated to make even the most misogynistic male buckle at the knees. As she comes closer, he feels a charge, an unmistakeable chemistry passing between them. From expressions like these you can estimate the amount of trouble Gardner has taken with the figure of Nena and indeed the general level of his performance. It remains to be said about her that she has a long, slender nose and-by nature, not surgery-only one breast, an arresting combination of defects. Nobody really cares when she gets thrown among the pythons of the bayou. Well, there are pythons on this bayou.

    There are two other villains round the place about whose villainy no bones are made from the beginning, Nena’s husband Markus and his boyfriend Walter Luxor. One is fat and cherubic, the other of corpse-like appearance, but neither exudes a particle of menace or looks for a moment as if he would be any trouble to kill, and Nena casually knocks them off one after the other on a late page. The three had schemed to steal the computer tapes governing America’s space-satellites, having fed drugged ice-cream to the personnel in charge of them. Bond, brainwashed by other drugs into believing himself to be a US general, is at the head of the party of infiltrators, but a third set of drugs, administered by a suddenly renegade Bismarquer, brings him to himself just in time. This sounds, I know, like a renewed and more radical bid to take the piss, but seen in the context of the whole book and its genesis the absurdity, however gross, is contingent, mere blundering.

    I have suggested that For Special Services has little to do with the Bond films. In one sense this is a misfortune. Those films cover up any old implausibility or inconsistency by piling one outrage on another. You start to stay to yourself. [sic] “But he wouldn’t”- or “But they couldn’t”- and before you can finish Bond is crossing the sunward side of the planet Mercury in a tropical suit or sinking a Soviet aircraft-carrier with his teeth. Hardly a page in the book would not have gone smoother for a diversion of this sort. Why, for instance, does the New York gang boss set his hoods on Bond when all he has to do is ask him nicely? The reader is offered no relief from this bafflement.

    What makes Mr Gardner’s book so hard to read is not so much its endlessly silly story as its desolateness, its lack of the slightest human interest or warmth. Ian Fleming himself would have conceded that he was not the greatest delineator of character; even so his people have genuine life and substance and many of them both experience and inspire feeling. So far from being “the man who is only a silhouette” Bond is shown to be fully capable of indignation, compunction, remorse, tenderness and a protective instinct towards defenceless creatures. His girls have a liveliness, a tenacity and sometimes a claim on affection beyond the requirements of formula. Most of the Fleming books also have a more or less flamboyant figure assisting Bond and acting as a foil to him, such as Darko Kerim, the Turkish agent in From Russia, with Love, and Enrico Colombo, the virtuous black-marketeer and smuggler in ‘Risico’. By a kind of tradition, however, perhaps started by Buchan with Dominck Medina in The Three Hostages, the main character-interest in this type of novel attaches to the villain. Mr Big, Hugo Drax, Dr No and their like are persons of some size and power. They are made to seem to exist in their own right, to have been operating since long before Bond crossed their paths, rather than to have been run up on the spot for him to practise on. But then to do anything like that the writer must be genuinely interested in his material.


    Times Literary Supplement, 17 September 1982

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    Interesting reads. Thanks. I think FSS is one of Gardner's best Bond novels and I enjoyed it but it's not up there with Fleming. Then again, none of the non Fleming books are except for Pearson's Bond biograpy which I think is wonderful.

    I'm halfway through Wood's TSWLM at the moment and I must say it's pretty good but still not up there with Fleming. I like how Wood has remained faithful to the character despite his dislike for the literary James Bond. There could be a bit more description as it says in the review.

    There are some good parts in CS but overall I find it a bit on the dull, ploddish side and the ending on Sun's island is too short.

    "When you consider how much the original Bond would have hated these small manifestations of what the world has become since 1960 or so, you might be led to suspect a furtive taking of the piss, but nothing like it occurs again, as if Gardner, not the most self-assured of writers, had repented of his daring."

    This is true. I always thought about this and wondered why authors left it out. It's a pity this has been absent in all the continuation books that are not period pieces.
  • This is interesting. I read this stuff years ago and not surprisingly there was a bit of a rift between Amis and Gardner after these very harsh reviews. Evidently they met at a literary function or something and Amis apologised.
    John's son checks into this site from time to time so he may, or may not be able to confirm?
    My take is that Gardner was a fabulous writer (Oakes,Kruger, Secret Generations, Moriarty, etc) but his Bond books - for whatever reason - were not his best works albeit I think the first five are very readable.
    Amis, on the other hand, only did one (CS) and it was great and in truth, I think he was a little jealous of John assuming the mantle because although Amis was a "serious literary figure" through the "Bond Dossier", his relationship with Fleming, and CS, he'd come to think of himself as the then living authority on the literary Bond post Fleming.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Villiers53 wrote:
    This is interesting. I read this stuff years ago and not surprisingly there was a bit of a rift between Amis and Gardner after these very harsh reviews. Evidently they met at a literary function or something and Amis apologised.
    John's son checks into this site from time to time so he may, or may not be able to confirm?
    My take is that Gardner was a fabulous writer (Oakes,Kruger, Secret Generations, Moriarty, etc) but his Bond books - for whatever reason - were not his best works albeit I think the first five are very readable.
    Amis, on the other hand, only did one (CS) and it was great and in truth, I think he was a little jealous of John assuming the mantle because although Amis was a "serious literary figure" through the "Bond Dossier", his relationship with Fleming, and CS, he'd come to think of himself as the then living authority on the literary Bond post Fleming.

    Agreed - I think I made this point about jealousy in one of the articles on The Bondologist Blog that can be found here:

    http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/ian-fleming-and-kingsley-amis.html/

    Amis could be rather direct and indeed nasty in some of his reviews - he backtracked and chitchatted when he met Gardner at Ambler's birthday party. Anyone who has a refer to an author's looks as shown on the back of the book jacket clearly has very little to say
    about the book he is reviewing. There's being critical and then there's being downright rude - and I for one think that Amis more than crossed the line. Still, I suppose that that was the Amis style.

    He once wrote (in his Memoirs, 1991) that he was hoping that he would see that Roald Dahl had died in a helicopter crash on the news when he got home from meeting him! Bit harsh, considering he actually did die in November 1990, the year prior to Amis' Memoirs being published. But then, I'm biased as a Gardner and Dahl fan!
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    Thanks for posting those reviews. Very good read indeed!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    boldfinger wrote:
    Thanks for posting those reviews. Very good read indeed!

    My pleasure. I'm here all week...
  • Happy Birthday to Kingsley Amis today!
  • Interesting reviews - thanks for posting.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Interesting reviews - thanks for posting.

    My pleasure. I only regret that Amis didn't write more of them.
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    Bounine wrote:
    Interesting reads. Thanks. I think FSS is one of Gardner's best Bond novels and I enjoyed it but it's not up there with Fleming. Then again, none of the non Fleming books are except for Pearson's Bond biograpy which I think is wonderful.
    For sure. Fleming cannot be replicated. Every Bond continuation author is faced with this dilemma. Fleming put so much of his own world-view into his writing, not to mention his varied and sundry, kink, quirks and other bizarre elements.
    Pearson did a superb job IMO though, complementing Fleming's body of work, bringing Bond forward to 1973.
    That said, I think Gardner did a real good job re-booting Bond for the '80s and '90s. Of course his books don't pack the same bite as the Fleming originals, but neither did Amis' CS, although Amis sure went nuts with the sex, moreso than Fleming ever did. Bond and Ariadne were like two wolves in heat on that boat journey. But it came across as more like sex quantity, as opposed to echoing Fleming's uniquely deft touch with Bond's sexcapades.
    Bounine wrote:
    There are some good parts in CS but overall I find it a bit on the dull, ploddish side and the ending on Sun's island is too short.
    "When you consider how much the original Bond would have hated these small manifestations of what the world has become since 1960 or so, you might be led to suspect a furtive taking of the piss, but nothing like it occurs again, as if Gardner, not the most self-assured of writers, had repented of his daring."
    This is true. I always thought about this and wondered why authors left it out. It's a pity this has been absent in all the continuation books that are not period pieces
    "Repented of his daring" This is true, but again I think trying to be like Fleming might be setting up for failure. Amis didn't pull this daring off either. His book was on the dull side, I thought. Good and readable, but there was no danger of mistaking it for one of Fleming's thrilling, edgy page-turners.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Yes, I think Amis was sometimes overly critical of John Gardner as well as being often down-right rude. And that comes from an Amis fan (as you know).
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    I just thought I would bump these reviews up again as I'm writing something on Amis now and these are most excellent.
  • 007InVT007InVT Classified
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    Look forward to it @Dragonpol

    Reading some Amis right now with Colonel Sun on order. Check out his Desert Island Disc too.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    007InVT wrote:
    Look forward to it @Dragonpol

    Reading some Amis right now with Colonel Sun on order. Check out his Desert Island Disc too.

    I will definitely have to. I've been swatting up on a lot of Amis recently. See my article 'Kingsley Amis, Drax's Gambit and the Reform of the Action Sequences in the James Bond Films' on my The Bondologist Blog.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Oops. I merely meant to edit one of my posts in this thread, but instead I ended up quoting it!
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    A timely bump, definitely good reading here @Dragonpol.
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    Amis's good friend Philip Larkin was similarly unimpressed by Gardner. Here's his TLS review of Licence Renewed:
    The Batman from Blades (June 05, 1981)

    By Philip Larkin

    John Gardner: Licence Renewed

    The first pseudo-Bond novel appeared in 1968, four years after Ian Fleming’s death: here, thirteen years later, is the second. At first this suggests, hearteningly, that James Bond has joined that small but select club of characters who have been brought back to life after the death of their creators simply because their readers want more of them. But thirteen years is a long time, and during it there has been ample reason to fear that Bond had floated (literally at times) out of the world of fiction into that of cinematic fantasy, which is not quite the same thing. As everyone knows, the Bond novels were an adroit blend of realism and extravagance, and both were necessary: the one helped us swallow the other. Because Sir Hugo Drax had red hair, one ear larger than the other through plastic surgery, and wore a plain gold Patek Phillipe watch with a black leather strap, we accepted that his Moonraker rocket could blow London to bits. The Bond films, on the other hand, dispensed with the realism and concentrated on the extravagance, becoming exercises in camped-up absurdity. In this way there became two Bonds, book-Bond and film-Bond, each with his own separate public. And a certain hostility arose between them: for the readers, the films were ludicrous and childish travesties; the viewers, if they had ever heard of the books, saw them simply as material to be guyed, perhaps deservedly. Since Gresham’s Law operates in the world of entertainment as well as anywhere else, it looked as if the films were winning. But here is another novel. Is book-Bond making a come-back?

    Looking at the original canon after some twenty years confirms their almost mesmeric readability. “I ask weekly at the library for another Fleming,” wrote George Lyttelton to Rupert Hart-Davis in 1957, “but they are always out”:

    How bad, and at the same time compellingly readable, [his] thrillers are! The pattern of all four that I have read is identical. Bond does not attract me, and that man with brains on ice and pitiless eye who organises the secret service in London seems to be a monument of ineptitude. Everything about Bond and his plans is known long before he arrives anywhere. But I cannot help reading on and there are rich satisfactions…

    Indeed there are: the first sixty pages of Moonraker, culminating in the bafflement of grand-slammed Drax; the giant centipede in the bed in Dr. No; the meeting with “Captain Nash” on the train in From Russia With Love; all these and many more are vibrant triumphs of excitement. And the villains seem as grotesquely menacing as they ever did: Dr. No with his metal hands, Le Chiffre with his “obscene” Benzedrine inhaler, Mr. Big and his great grey football of a head. Fleming was, in short, a natural writer with a vividly bizarre imagination and mastery of tension. But what strikes one most about his books today is their unambiguous archaic decency. So far from being orgies of sex and sadism, as some outraged academics protested at the time, the books are nostalgic excursions into pre-Carnaby Street values, Gilbert and Sullivan as opposed to the Beatles. England is always rights, foreigners are always wrong (Fleming’s best villains are all foreign). Nobody, at least on our side, is a double agent, or has the remotest connection with Philby and Co. Girls are treated with kindness and consideration, lust coming a decorous third. Life’s virtues are courage and loyalty, and its good things a traditional aristocracy of powerful cars, vintage wines, exclusive clubs, the old Times, the old five-pound note, the old Player’s packet. Not for nothing did Kingsley Amis, in his affectionate, knowledgeable, and perceptive study The James Bond Dossier (1965), class Fleming with those “demi-giants of an earlier day, Jules Verne, Rider Haggard, Conan Doyle” (he might have added John Buchan):

    Ian Fleming has set his stamp on the story of action and intrigue, bringing it a sense of our time, a power and a flair that will win him readers when all the protests about his supposed deficiencies have been forgotten. He leaves no heirs.

    The last sentence has a double irony, for within three years Robert Markham’s Colonel Sun was published, and Markham was Amis himself. The experiment was an interesting one: Amis was both a first-rate writer and a Bond fan, and what he produced was a workmanlike job, though one reader at least blanched to find Bond drinking rosé with his cold beef, or with anything else for that matter. The local colour (Greece) was well boned up, and Amis gave the politics an original twist: Bond ends by receiving congratulations and thanks from Comrade Kosygin (shades of Rosa Klebb!). But in fact Amis could no more write a genuine Bond novel than Fleming could write a genuine Amis novel: literate pastiche and respectful avoidance of parody were no substitute for Fleming’s innate virtues. Nor was the experiment repeated: book-Bond was left in full retreat from film-Bond, the Batman from Blades.

    The choice, now, of John Gardner to reverse the situation overtops the first irony by several miles, for, talented and experienced thriller-writer though he is (and already a resurrection-man: remember the Moriarty books), he came on the scene with the Boysie Oakes series, which in his own words were meant as “an amusing counter-irritant to the excesses of 007”:

    This seemed to be the way to provide an antidote to the snobby pseudo-sophistication of the Bond business. Looking back on it, that aim seems pretentious and, happily, Bond changed direction, the books becoming amusing send-ups of themselves when changed to film.

    The enormity of this statement in the present context needs no underlining. For Fleming’s publishers to hand over book-Bond to a self-confessed film-Bond man is like the MCC handing over Lord’s to Mr. Packer. Despite the reassuring Chopping-style jacket of Licence Renewed, one fingers it fearfully, uncertain only as to how dreadful it is going to be.

    Fortunately Mr. Gardner is not as bad as his word, though he gets off to a stumbling start. Bond has, disastrously, moved with the times (Mr. Gardner only just avoids admitting that he must be pushing fifty). The double-O section has been abolished (though M only just avoids saying “You’ll always be OO7 to me, James”: shades of Bond Strikes Camp), and Bond drinks less, smokes cigarettes “with a tar content slightly lower than any currently available on the market”, and has abandoned the Mark II Continental Bentley for a foreign car with tear-gas ducts in all four wheels. On the other hand, May still reigns in the flat off King’s Road, the breakfast routine is unchanged, and press-ups and target practice are regularly observed.

    Bond’s adversary on this occasion is Dr. Anton Murik, who is planning to justify his own rejected Ultra-Safe (it isn’t) Reactor by causing six existing reactors to go wild by switching off their coolant systems. Murik, who is a Fellow of St. John’s College, Cambridge and “not unlike…the late Lord Beaverbrook,” is Laird of Murcaldy in Ross and Cromarty, and is helped in his fell designs by Franco, an international terrorist, and Caber, a sort of Harry-Lauder Oddjob (“I’m still behind ye, Bond, with the wee shooter”). Bond has a wrestling-bout with Caber at the Murcaldy Games, and lays him out with a whiff of Halothane thoughtfully provided by Q Branch, but even before this has given him the Ganges Groin Gouge, a tactic seemingly in defiance of the Cumberland or Lancashire styles more likely to be observed there.

    Q Branch also provides a girl, who seduces Bond perfunctorily (“Well, James, the bed’s still there”) before the story really starts. He then rejects Murik’s mistress (“a trained physicist”) in favour of the Laird’s ward Lavender Peacock, whose face is reminiscent of Lauren Bacall and who has firm, impertinent breasts (“under the dress”) in splendid proportion to the rest of her body (since she is tall and slender, splendid disproportion might have been better). Lavender, or Dilly as she likes to be called, is actually the “wronged heiress” of Victorian fiction (Dr. Anton has fiddled the Lairdship), and holds out till page 218, when she and Bond are twice “united by passion.” Pallidly pally, as a Bond girl Lavender is a non-starter even though she does put paid to Caber at a crucial moment: she ends up by going to “one of the major agricultural colleges.”

    The action is of the Diamonds Are Forever pattern: Bond sells himself to Murik as a potential accomplice, and learns what is going on, or going to go on, at Murik Castle before being rumbled. A vain attempt to escape is followed by torture; being carted off to Perpignan, which seems to be the nerve center of Operation Meltdown, as the nuclear reactor project is called; and finally a “ring-side seat” at that event in Murik’s giant Starlifter aircraft. It all briskly enough done, without too many film-Bond absurdities, but the temperature obstinately refuses to rise. It is hard to see why. Mr. Gardner has created a simulacrum of the Bond world with none of the threatened mockery, but despite his sincere and conscientious efforts it just will not come to life.

    The obvious reason for this is that Mr. Gardner is not as good a writer as Fleming. It is not so much the small illiteracies (“ravage” for ravish, “a fine patina of flour”) or the slightly larger clichés (“Bond so far had not been able to savour the views or delight in the beauties of Scotland”), nor even the occasional echoes (Murik’s ultimatum to the world recalls Blofeld’s in Thunderball); it is simply that Mr. Gardner cannot command that compelling readability noted by Lyttelton in 1957 and yielded to by many millions since. The foiling of Operation Meltdown is stolidly achieved; the separate fate reserved for Dr. Murik has none of the satisfying ghastliness attending the demises of Dr. No and Mr. Big.

    The trouble is that to resurrect Bond you have to be Fleming, for he was his creator in a way that Tarzan or Sherlock Holmes or Billy Bunter clearly weren’t theirs. It was Fleming who smoked seventy cigarettes a day, wore dark blue Sea Island cotton shirts and loved scrambled eggs and double portions of orange juice for breakfast; Bond was a kind of döppelgänger sent out to enact what Fleming himself had never achieved (this relation is convincingly analyzed in John Pearson’s masterly Life of Ian Fleming). The ease with which Bond appeared (Fleming, forty-three, never having written a novel before, sat down and wrote Casino Royale in eight weeks) suggests the tapping of deep imaginative springs. And the novels that succeeded them drew on the same dark source: “the next volume of my autobiography,” he would call the book currently in progress, masking his personal involvement by mocking it. Of course, the springs were not inexhaustible; by Thunderball (1961) Fleming admitted he had “run out of puff,” and his last five books are not as good as his first seven. But since they were distinct with a personality much more complex, much more imaginative than Bond’s—the personality, in short, of Fleming himself—they remain alive in a way that Colonel Sun and now Licence Renewed cannot hope to do.

    Why then persist in trying to raise book-Bond from the dead, if such efforts can never succeed? The prospect, no doubt, of making money for somebody; perhaps—the ultimate grisly irony—the necessity of providing new vehicles for film-Bond. But one would like to think that there is also an element of homage, and a faint hoping-beyond-hope that one day the sorcery will really work, and we shall be rewarded with another unmistakable installment of the latest—perhaps the last—of the Byronic heroes.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Surely Larkin and Amis discussed this over drinks. Another good one, @Revelator.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Surely Larkin and Amis discussed this over drinks. Another good one, @Revelator.

    They certainly discussed Larkin's published Licence Renewed review in the TLS by letter as Amis' Collected Letters records. That's another great Amis resource by the way. It's a massive tome of letters but well worth purchasing!
  • MaxCasinoMaxCasino United States
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    I look at Kingsley Amis as the Peter Hunt/George Lazenby of 007 novels: he should have done more! In a way, CS is like the OHMSS of novels many one time people. Also, the future books and movies have been influenced by them greatly.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    MaxCasino wrote: »
    I look at Kingsley Amis as the Peter Hunt/George Lazenby of 007 novels: he should have done more! In a way, CS is like the OHMSS of novels many one time people. Also, the future books and movies have been influenced by them greatly.

    Yes, I would agree with that and I've heard the Lazenby Bond actor comparison to Amis the Bond author before and think it's a good way of looking at it actually.
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    Dragonpol and I already know of it, but for anyone who doesn't, Kingsley Amis also reviewed The Man From Barbarossa for the Daily Express (11 August 1991). The review's title, "It's Not Quite Premium Bond," suggests it was negative, but no one has tracked it down yet. If anyone has access to the Express database at their local library, please share!
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