Big Mi6 James Bond henchperson ranking game - NUMBER 11

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  • I’m afraid I torpedoed the good professor a bit here and think he could learn a thing or two from the Three blind mice. I would happily ask him about geology any day of the week though.
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    I kind of wish Dent had been a bit more distinctive in some way (maybe just something a bit more to his attitude or appearance). But I do like how he comes off as someone a bit out of his depth and fearful of Dr. No. He's a somewhat ordinary man who's been roped into something very dangerous, and ultimately pays for it.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    Good description @007HallY
    He has a famous death scene and the visit at Crab Key is also very memorable but the character itself isn't special. But you could argue that this is the interesting thing? I ranked him around the 22th. Nothing wrong with him.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
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    25th for me. Although I love each and every scene he’s in, he comes across more as a fearful lackey than any sort of meaningful threat.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I had Dent at 23, pretty much for the same reasons stated by @R1s1ngs0n.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I have the naughty professor at #9.
    I think he's a great character, Anthony Dawson plays the part so well. He's sleazy, charming, at times overly confident and also anxious. But at the end of the day, he's evil.
    From seemingly deceiving Bond at his laboratory to his nervous meeting with Dr. No, or to his demise at the hands of Bond in one of the series classic scenes.
    For me he's a memorable henchman, but better than that he's bad to the bone.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited April 24 Posts: 7,467
    At #13, we have:

    MAY DAY
    by Grace Jones
    in A View to a Kill

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    Undeniably iconic. And dressed for the occasion, as 007 himself observes, May Day collected only four top 10's, with a highest ranking of 6th, on one occasion.

    One may have expected slightly better here, but most participants ranked her just outside the top 10, with no less than three 13th and four 14th places. Which explains her decent though perhaps slightly disappointing overall placement of 13th.

    On the other hand, with only one bottom 5 spot, a single 27th place, she mostly stayed clear of the lower end of the table.

    May Day obtained a total of 90 points.

    Correction: the lowest ranking here was one 27th place instead of one 26th place as stated earlier.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
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    13th for me as well. Enigmatic and devilishly stylish. She mostly shines when she and Zorin share the screen together.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    14th spot for me. She starts out as a strong (literally) and fearsome foe for Bond to go up against throughout much of the film, yet turns ally at the last minute to thwart Zorins plans.
    It’s not the worst thing to happen in a Bond film, but I wish they’d kept her character bad.
    Very memorable character though, first female henchperson to have such a large role. An interesting aspect for a future Bond film to revisit methinks.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    13 for me. She's iconic, strong and imposing. Switching sides is actually a good thing. I wouldn't have wanted to see Bond having to fight and kill her.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
    edited April 23 Posts: 4,562
    Switching side works for me, too. Her final scene is well done and there are many other good moments where she can shine as efficient bodyguard or even killer. I also like her atypical wardrobe and her looking at Bond with a critical eye is always fun. She is the first character revealed from my top 10 (#8) and she could even be higher without the uncomfortable bed scene.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    I also have her at #8. Possibly the best thing about AVTAK. And I can see why the bed scene comes out unfavorably for Rog, but not for her.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    It would appear it was me who gave May Day her highest ranking (6th).

    For me she and the title song + sequence are the absolute highlight of AVTAK. She's just a one-of-a-kind character. Strong, quirky outfits, working for a baddie she's in love with and then vengeful when she's betrayed. Love her!

    There are two goosebump moments in AVTAK: the first notes of the title song and May Day's demise.

    A shame some other aspects in AVTAK can feel so tired and lethargic.... :(
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
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    Fun-fact: I saw Grace Jones on stage in 2017, when she was 69 years old. Amazingly, she performed a topless 15-minute version of "Slave to the Rhythm" while keeping a Hula Hoop circling around her waist. Incredible. She was still doing that act last year, at age 76.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    zebrafish wrote: »
    Fun-fact: I saw Grace Jones on stage in 2017, when she was 69 years old. Amazingly, she performed a topless 15-minute version of "Slave to the Rhythm" while keeping a Hula Hoop circling around her waist. Incredible. She was still doing that act last year, at age 76.

    She is fabulously energetic, and definitely one of the defining elements of AVTAK.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    At #12 we have:

    IRMA BUNT
    by Ilse Steppat
    in On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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    "The one who killed Bond's wife" obtained six top 10's: one 5th, four 6th and one 8th place. Five other members ranked her between 11th and 15th.

    Only two members ranked her lower than 20th: one 21st and one 22nd place respectively. This makes her the lowest-ranked henchperson that did not end up in anyone's bottom 5.

    Irma Bunt collected a total of 91 points.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
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    Fräulein Bunt is my number 5
    No other character has caused Bond more grief, which in itself merits a spot at the top; but also to get away with it?
    Steppat is fantastic in the role, at times terrifying but also showing a maternal side with the girls, which makes her much more compelling than your average hench(wo)man.
  • I find Irma absolutely formidable and had her at number 6. I agree with R1s1ngs0n and love how her maternal side have somewhat terrifying overtones as well and I could well picture Alfred Hitchcock having a field day with this character. In rather stiff competition one of the highlights of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

    And had I been aware of that promo shot with Lazenby, I might well have ranked her Top 5.
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    edited April 30 Posts: 4,415
    Unbeknownst to most historians, Swiss producer Bernard Henrion got the green light from Peter Hunt to produce a single with Ilse Steppat as Irma Bunt. Tragically, Ilse Steppat died of heart failure 2 days after the OHMSS premiere on 21.12.1969, aged 52, but the song (and a B-side) were release nevertheless in 1970. Her voice is rather exceptional, the quality of the song maybe not so much. A version in German was also recorded, also available on YT.

    Ilse Steppat "Beware Mr. Bond - My Name Is Irma Bunt"


  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I had her at 22. I love the film, I am intrigued by the character. I simply don't see her as particularly threatening to Bond, which is ironical given how much she impacted his life. If DAF had picked up on the film's tragic ending and brought back the character (recast), I might be more excited about her.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    My thoughts go in the same direction as mentioned by @DarthDimi .
    I ranked her as #20. I'm totally fine with her almost making it to the top ten: Steppat is very fitting for the character invented by Fleming. She is definitely a hench(wo)man like no other and her waiting for Bond in the bed is a shocker. However, I would like it more when she would be a bit more evil already on the mountain and it bothers me a bit that Bond could never have revenge and kill her in a later film.
    Overall, she is an intersting change as henchman but I prefer those who are a bigger threat in several occasion.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    zebrafish wrote: »
    Unbeknownst to most historians, Swiss producer Bernard Henrion got the green light from Peter Hunt to produce a single with Ilse Steppat as Irma Bunt. Tragically, Ilse Steppat died of heart failure 2 days after the OHMSS premiere on 21.12.1969, aged 52, but the song (and a B-side) were release nevertheless in 1970. Her voice is rather exceptional, the quality of the song maybe not so much. A version in German was also recorded, also available on YT.

    Ilse Steppat "Beware Mr. Bond - My Name Is Irma Bunt"

    Wow thanks for sharing @zebrafish! Feel free to share the German version as well, since I don't seem to find it on YT myself... :(
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Now, let's move another step closer to our top 10, with the so-called 'honourable mention' entry, at #11:

    BARON SAMEDI
    by Geoffrey Holder
    in Live and Let Die

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    The good Baron is our first participant who obtained a gold medal, topping one member's ranking.

    The above also means that he has the lowest general ranking of all the henchmen who ended on top at least once. He's also the only one not ending up in the final top 10.

    Nevertheless, a strong showing for Baron Saturday who also obtained one bronze medal in addition of four more top 10's and another four top 15's.

    So who is not a fan? Apparently only one strong candidate here, he/she ranked him third last, which is also his worst ranking overall.

    Out of the four films that had two henchmen participating, LALD is the last one to lose its first participant. Not too bad considering the other three -MR, FYEO and DAD- already lost both.

    Baron Samedi scored a total of 91 points, winning the tiebreaker for that honourable mention spot from Frau Bunt by virtue of receiving more first places.


  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited May 6 Posts: 24,631
    I had the Baron in the 8th spot. What a character - an absolute delight. Suspending all supernatural disbelief, I find Holder's presence in LALD strong and sinister.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
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    The man who cannot die ranked 12th for me.
    An integral part of what may very well be the greatest villain ensemble ever to feature in a Bond movie.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    12th in my ranking, too. I would prefer when he wouldn't appear on the train in the end. For me, he died before and this is only a fun idea to switch to the credits.
    Anyway, his evil laughter, the way he moves (i.e tapping his fingers on his walking stick) and how he is dressed...everything is great and feels uncomfortable (in a good way). My favourite moment is when he is burning the card combined with his laughter (poor Solitaire!) . His demise at the vodoo procedure comes too quick but he is iconic anyway.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    It was your host who gave him the first spot. I love this character, from his moves, to his laugh, to his makeup, to the mystical touches. Eerie voodoo euro / Hammer horror character sneaked into a Bond film. Super iconic too, everyone knows the Baron!
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    edited May 6 Posts: 4,415
    GoldenGun wrote: »
    zebrafish wrote: »
    Unbeknownst to most historians, Swiss producer Bernard Henrion got the green light from Peter Hunt to produce a single with Ilse Steppat as Irma Bunt. Tragically, Ilse Steppat died of heart failure 2 days after the OHMSS premiere on 21.12.1969, aged 52, but the song (and a B-side) were release nevertheless in 1970. Her voice is rather exceptional, the quality of the song maybe not so much. A version in German was also recorded, also available on YT.

    Wow thanks for sharing @zebrafish! Feel free to share the German version as well, since I don't seem to find it on YT myself... :(

    @GoldenGun Here is the song in German. The lyrics are a bit clumsy, but spot-on for the character. Note the use of the word "tönt" instead of "klingt", this hints at a Swiss-German lyricist - maybe by Bernard Henrion himself? The next song in the video is actually very catchy and full of early 70es musical tropes, like the horn and percussion sections and lots of "daba dabada" lyrics.

    (vocalisation)
    Ich bin 'ne starke Frau und sehr gefährlich.
    In meinem Beruf ist dies' unentbehrlich.
    Dass ich hier bin hat einen ganz speziellen Grund.
    Mein Name: Irma Bunt.

    Im Geheimauftrag der Königin kommt ein Mann James Bond genannt.
    Dieser Typ reisst alle Frauen hin, doch bei mir kommt er an die Falsche an.

    Noch weiss er nichts von meiner Existenz,
    von meiner Position und Kompetenz.
    Und wenn er kommt dann steh' ich an der Front
    und heisse Sie Willkommen Mr. Bond.

    Ich bin 'ne starke Frau, ich hab ein Sturmgewehr und setz' mich so zur Wehr.
    Ich kann sehr böse sein, mein Herz wird dann zu Stein,
    und reisst mir die Geduld, (4 shots) dann ist's nicht meine Schuld.

    Im Geheimauftrag der Königin, ja dieser Titel tönt ja gar nicht schlecht.
    Wenn er kommt, verwirr' ich seinen Sinn mit harter Lektion vom schwächeren Geschlecht.

    Er wird dann lernen wie man sich benimmt,
    nach welchen Tönen man die Saiten stimmt.
    Für ihn bin ich bestimmt ein harter Schlag,
    und das erfährt er gleich am ersten Tag.

    Ich bin 'ne harte Frau, ich bin 'ne starke Frau.
    Ich hab ein Sturmgewehr und setz' mich so zur Wehr.
    Blofeld ist stolz auf mich, denn ohne mich geht's nicht.
    Ich stehe an der Front und warte auf James Bond.

    Sie ist 'ne harte Frau, sie ist 'ne starke Frau.
    (mad laughter and gunshots)
    Sie hat ein Sturmgewehr und setzt sich so zur Wehr.
    Sie kann sehr böse sein, ihr Herz wird dann zu Stein.

  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    edited May 6 Posts: 4,415
    I already regret having ranked Baron Samedi at #24 - sorry, I don't know what had gotten into me? He is starkly over the top, a hugely enjoyable shaman. I love his last scene on the train, Bond never was this supernatural again.

    Here is the consolation prize:



  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Hey, I have him at 18. Just never really cared for him as a henchman... he's rather a figure that belongs to that dubious voodoo realm that pervades this movie. Plus, I admit, for a long time I thought he was just the San Monique version of Tee-Hee.
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