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Would you rather have Kerim Bey OR Valentin Zukovsky be your tour guide in Istanbul?

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  • Scaramanga1974Scaramanga1974
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    Junkanoo as I’m scared of 7ft plus tall killer clowns!
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    Junkanoo because it's less well-known, so you could act all hipster towards people who've done Rio!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    edited July 1 Posts: 5,930
    Excellent picks folks.

    Lets change it up and decide who we would rather have as a henchman. I mean we all need someone to assist us from time to time. These two are comfortable being out on their own trying to advance their boss's ideas and plans.

    Would you rather have Jaws OR Hinx as your henchman?

    Jaws and his towering hulking body! He may lack finesse but he is determined to make his boss's dream come true. Jaws is deadly and a man of few words. His teeth come in handy to bite cable or necks. He does have a softer side that few see.

    OR

    Hinx and his towering hulking body. He has style with three piece suits and a strong presence. Hinx isn't afraid of competition and really digs in when it calls for it. Hinx also speaks few words but has intelligence and tricked out rides.

    Which henchman do you want by your side?
  • FoxRoxFoxRox
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    Jaws. He’s the only henchman who proves to be truly indestructible.
  • AnotherZorinStoogeAnotherZorinStooge Bramhall (Irish)
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    Jaws.

    Because he's Jaws.
  • Scaramanga1974Scaramanga1974
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    Jaws for definite as long as Dolly is nowhere to be seen!
  • SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
    edited July 2 Posts: 2,762
    Hinx, for me. Jaws would fall in-love and become soft.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Hinx for me. Jaws is cartoonishly powerful, but not the most loyal. And I prefer a henchman with more style.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I'm still working out my devillish schemes. Can I get back to you when I...
    ah, wait, I know. Yes, for this mission, JAWS.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    As much as I love Richard Kiel as Jaws?

    I am going with Mr Hinx! That train fight sequence was brutal! Bond was toast! It's only thanks to Maddeline that he survived! 8-X
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Jaws? Oh yes, if I can get him. 📞
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    That seems like a good place to end this one. Well done @QBranch love the new avatar too.

    A good villain also needs a good femme fatale. Though out the series the baddies have employed a woman who was capable of doing much damage. In every instance this loyal lady was willing to sleep with the enemy, but we were never sure if she also slept with her employer. Ah well, no matter, who will you have as your femme fatale?

    Would you rather have Xenia Onnatopp OR Miranda Frost as your female aide?

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    Xenia takes pleasure in pain, even if the pain is hers. She is trained in combat and guns. Drives a mean stick shift and is known to pull rank with a twist.

    OR

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    A double agent, Miranda lives up to her name and won't veer off the course. An accomplished athlete and agent she packs a double punch. Good at disarming her enemies and can dress up or play it casual.

    So who would you rather have by your side as you plot world domination?
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    I find Xenia a bit of a caricature, but I'll go for her because she seems fanatically devoted to her job. Miranda Frost I never liked her much as a character and found her motivations rather flimsy. But if it was on looks alone, I find Rosamund Pike to be in her prime the quintessential English rose, so I might go for Miranda Frost just for that.
  • AnotherZorinStoogeAnotherZorinStooge Bramhall (Irish)
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    Xenia.

    I can't......breathe.....
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I can't choose. I simply can't.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 5 Posts: 15,238
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    thedove wrote: »
    Well done @QBranch love the new avatar too.
    Thanks for thelove @thedove
  • Scaramanga1974Scaramanga1974
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    Xenia as long as she lets me breathe!
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    Xenia.
  • DwayneDwayne New York City
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    ToTheRight wrote: »
    Xenia.

    We know all about femme fatales, don't we @ToTheRight :))

    As an employer I would probably select Miranda, as Xenia strikes me as a bit of a wildcard. Of course, if given a third (should have done a Bond film) option, I would go with Linda Fiorentino. :x

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  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    Dwayne wrote: »
    ToTheRight wrote: »
    Xenia.

    We know all about femme fatales, don't we @ToTheRight :))

    As an employer I would probably select Miranda, as Xenia strikes me as a bit of a wildcard. Of course, if given a third (should have done a Bond film) option, I would go with Linda Fiorentino. :x

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    I saw THE LAST SEDUCTION in the theatre when it was released. I immediately thought Fiorentino would've made a great Bond femme fatale, especially for Pierce.
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    Xenia
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I'm not too fond of those who love pain. Beeing evil is one thing.... So, allthough on looks I'd go for Xenia, for health and safety I'll go for Miranda. Especially as I did love fencing before.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    Nicely done with a pretty even mix of ladies being chosen for their skills.

    Lets think about our allies. At times Bond has found himself in Istanbul. Both times he had a charismatic ally help him navigate the waters and the caviar from the area.

    Would you rather have Kerim Bey OR Valentin Zukovsky tour guide you around Istanbul?

    Kerim Bey has the local nightlife covered with some out of the way sights. Wise and charming with a taste for the finer things Kerim is someone you can trust when things get sticky.

    OR

    Valentin Zukovsky, he owns a casino that he will gladly allow you to bet in. He even can provide you with the best caviar. A defection from Russia, Valentin has friends in high places and can get you military grade equipment. A charming host he will wine and dine with the best of them.

    So who would you rather be a tour guide in Istanbul?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Both appear to have much prurient curiosity, so I would be happy with either guiding me around. But Kerim has had an interesting life, or so he claims, and I'd love to hear all about it.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Kerim, I would like to visit the gypsy camp.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Kerim Bey is a local and his loyalty is beyond reproach. So I'd go for him.
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