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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you accidentally run into your employer in a public sauna.

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  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ Vauxhall Headquarters, London
    edited September 2022 Posts: 2,199
    Just a simple, Oh, no!

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Horrible, horrible woman.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper By the powers *in*vested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this message board
    Posts: 7,652
    She had a lot of guts.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 11,497
    She'll have our guts for garters! (After those comments.)

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,180
    We know it was someone close to King...
  • shimplyshocking007shimplyshocking007
    Posts: 16
    Shocking. Positively shocking.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,478
    Bond, If You Could Avoid Killing Every Possible Lead, It Would Be Deeply Appreciated.

    Sorry peeps, couldn't resist. My condolences to those who were close to her and those who admired her.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 3,986
    "This never happened to the other fellow(s)" (said by the next James Bond)

    Still amazed that she was only Queen James Bond has ever served under.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 5,272
    Kept the British end up, sir.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,180
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN you catch Justin Bieber stealing your car.
    "Here is the key to operate the exploder button."

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    QBranch wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN you catch Justin Bieber stealing your car.
    "Here is the key to operate the exploder button."

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    Excellent.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Haydock, England
    Posts: 245
    "Then I guess it's... a farewell to arms."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 22,221
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM to introduce yourself on a dating app.
  • MalloryMallory Do mosquitoes have friends?
    Posts: 1,813
    I like... animals!
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    edited November 2022 Posts: 15,074
    500 kilos....I .....I knew they'd go for it!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    "My friends call me James Bond."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,180
    *cue Mr. Big dialogue*
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
    Posts: 1,890
    Bollinger? If it's '69 you were expecting me
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,180
    A ''no'' from you has little chance of becoming a ''yes''.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,180
    Pretty lady, 100 bahts!
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Haydock, England
    Posts: 245
    "Sheer magnetism, darling."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 22,221
    "I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire. I come with compliments of the manager."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 5,272
    Named after your father, perhaps?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,478
    You see? I live my dreams.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,211
    I'm not good at talking about myself, so I... brought a memory box. I thought it might interest you.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ Vauxhall Headquarters, London
    Posts: 2,199
    "As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war."
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
    Posts: 1,890
    I can't find the...stationary, come help me look
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    Posts: 2,006
    '...and I've just won the lottery.'
  • cwl007cwl007 England
    edited November 2022 Posts: 607
    " You can touch it if you want to!"
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