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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,333
    This had me laughing so hard I almost died laughing. =))
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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Randomly found these! =))

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    This is the End of the world as we know it.
  • ReganRegan
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  • ReganRegan
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    LOL
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Regan wrote:
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    This one ALWAYS make me laugh! =))
    It's great to see that Dan is that fun person!
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    Can't believe I only opened this thread today! That nanny application is just brilliant @Regan.
  • ReganRegan
    Posts: 173
    Sandy wrote:
    Can't believe I only opened this thread today! That nanny application is just brilliant @Regan.

    :p the minute I came across it I just knew I had to post it here. I can so picture James Bond writing that if he was "real". Imagine dating the man? Everything would be double and triple classified.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    That nanny application is tops.
  • 00130013
    edited December 2012 Posts: 1,817
    I feel very clumsy because I can't make this images show directly...

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  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited December 2012 Posts: 4,813
    You were almost there! Just add '[ img ]' to the beginning and '[ /img ]' to the end (without the spaces), like so:
    0013 wrote:
    I feel very clumsy because I can't make this images show directly...

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  • 00130013
    Posts: 1,817
    Master_Dahark wrote:
    You were almost there! Just add '[ img ]' to the beginning and '[ /img ]' to the end (without the spaces), like so:
    0013 wrote:
    I feel very clumsy because I can't make this images show directly...

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    Thank you! I wasn't that hard... As you can see, I'm totally a computer geek...!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited December 2012 Posts: 5,745
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    Uhm.. uh.. oh god..

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    :-&

    Uh.. there's more.

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    ALL I GOOGLED WAS BOND 24!!!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Bloody hell...This is the kind of stuff you get by simply searching for "Sherlock BBC" too. I have seen enough shots of John and Sherlock copulating for a lifetime.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Bloody hell...This is the kind of stuff you get by simply searching for "Sherlock BBC" too. I have seen enough shots of John and Sherlock copulating for a lifetime.

    There's another where Bond is ass naked with only a Qmug covering his.. ppk. I'll save you all and not post that.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited December 2012 Posts: 16,333
    Could an Italian James Bond work?
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  • 00130013
    edited December 2012 Posts: 1,817
    This one is very true:

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  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited December 2012 Posts: 4,813
    I love that last one! ^^

    I found this on Uber Humor- the caption said 'my 8 year old cousin wrote about James Bond'

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    That's a cool kid right there!
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    Hahaha he describes it very good, at all! I can see a great Bond fan coming up! :-bd
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Shots to the leg can be fatal too. Hit a femoral artery and its game over.
  • JimThompson45JimThompson45
    edited December 2012 Posts: 803
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Shots to the leg can be fatal too. Hit a femoral artery and its game over.
    Yes. What many people reveal when they get into those sorts of discussions about violence in films is they haven't had much experience with what violence is in world, I find. It's often like talking sex to a virgin.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    JimThompson45 wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Shots to the leg can be fatal too. Hit a femoral artery and its game over.
    Yes. What many people reveal when they get into those sorts of discussions about violence in films is they haven't had much experience with what violence is in world, I find. It's often like talking sex to a virgin.
    I think Bond completely did the right thing. He knew M wanted him in one piece to day for what he had done, so he gave him to her unscathed like Dan's matured Bond knows to do. You would still have people complaining if Bond shot Silva in the leg, but people will complain about anything to try and justify it to themselves.
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    Posts: 4,813
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Shots to the leg can be fatal too. Hit a femoral artery and its game over.
    <center>"He'll live."

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  • YtterbiumYtterbium
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    Yep, remember that life clings to him like a disease. A few legs less won't hurt, and I'm sure he could manage his evil plan, even legless. Silva's badass.
  • JimThompson45JimThompson45
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    Master_Dahark wrote:
    <center>"He'll live."

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    Yeah, that might not be the best defense in the world. :)

  • JimThompson45JimThompson45
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    Ytterbium wrote:
    Yep, remember that life clings to him like a disease.
    What a great moment that was! Creepy and compelling.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2013 Posts: 28,694
    Ytterbium wrote:
    Yep, remember that life clings to him like a disease. A few legs less won't hurt, and I'm sure he could manage his evil plan, even legless. Silva's badass.

    Is that why
    all it took was a simple knife to kill him? Har har, not tough after all.

    I picture Horatio Caine from CSI: Miami watching that moment in Skyfall:
    *Silva gets stabbed, turns, kneels, and keels over*

    Horatio turns from the screen (and yes, of course he still has sunglasses on in the theatre), takes off the shades and says:

    "Life clung to you like a disease, Silva, and it looks like Bond was your vaccination."

    WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (song begins)
  • JimThompson45JimThompson45
    Posts: 803
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Is that why
    all it took was a simple knife to kill him? Har har, not tough after all.

    I always think it's a mistake to confuse tough with mortal.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    JimThompson45 wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Is that why
    all it took was a simple knife to kill him? Har har, not tough after all.

    I always think it's a mistake to confuse tough with mortal.

    I'm a Bond fan. It has become second nature. ;)
  • JamesBondJamesBond
    Posts: 669
    Well, cheers, Brady.
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