Which actor's Bond was the best in bed?

M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
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Connery Bond's skill in bed could only be genetically attained I think. He's just a straight alpha male.

Moore's sex scenes were goofy and corny, but they were more for humor - not at the slightest realistic. Even a man with a sense of humor should not try to emulate his sex scenes. One could say the same for Lazenby, who probably had more partners than the other actors combined in real life, but hammed it up for the cameras.

Dalton was inert by choice, but good boyfriend material at least. Good for carnivals and cello-riding.

Brosnan's sex scenes are pretty interesting. Kind of like the lightheartedness Moore was trying to go for, but in a more believable way. He knew the series was about humor, but also wanted a more lust than the Moore and Dalton eras offers. He's kind of androgynous. Cute, slobbery and indulgent in his sexual endeavors. He's sweet. It helps that he's handsome.

Craig's sex scenes are by far, the most realistic, and probably the closest to what I'm like in bed (or at least I like to think of myself as Craig - when I'm really more like a Brosnan). Just straight raw passion and lust.
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  • Posts: 19,339
    I don't know,i never slept with any of them...although I did have a drunken fumble with Brosnan's Bond once,after too many vodka martini's....
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Hard to say, really. We rarely get to see too much of that part in the film*, and that is the way that it should be in a Bond film in my view. Less is more.

    *We did in DAD (2002) though.
  • Posts: 4,325
    Is this a serious thread?

    What a drag.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2016 Posts: 17,640
    tanaka123 wrote: »
    Is this a serious thread?

    What a drag.

    Bitter dregs even.

  • Posts: 19,339
    I think this thread is going to be closed...its not really relevant for a mainly male dominated forum to be discussing things like this...just a time wasting thread.

    Lock it !!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited December 2016 Posts: 23,883
    This is a question perhaps left for those of the fairer sex, but from my perspective, Messrs. Connery and Moore were the masters in this field. Their prowess on film is sorely missed by this viewer at least.

    Nobody could deliver this line with such silky cool:


    Or behave so calmly while trapped (her lips are intoxicating btw):
  • M16_Cart wrote:
    Craig's sex scenes are by far, the most realistic, and probably the closest to what I'm like in bed (or at least I like to think of myself as Craig - when I'm really more like a Brosnan). Just straight raw passion and lust.

    Thanks so much for telling us that.

  • edited December 2016 Posts: 4,325
    I think @M16_Cart may be a troll, he's started lots of threads that are duplicates etc.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    edited December 2016 Posts: 7,314
    It depends on the woman in question. Some of them would definitely enjoy being dominated by a straight up alpha male like Connery. However, I think most women would prefer Brosnan.

    He's notch below Connery on the alpha scale, but he's still very confident and handsome. Plus, he's just sensitive enough to make sure their needs in the bedroom are met.
  • Posts: 4,325
    Please ...
  • Posts: 19,339
    This thread is embarrassing ...I hope nobody from CBn or other Bond forums wanders in here and sees this thread among the others...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    One for the women, methinks. I don't think that @M16_Cart is a troll. I can vouch for him being a trusted member over on the AJB forums as Absolutely_Cart.
  • Posts: 19,339
    Aaaah is he indeed ?..so he has come over here to dump stupid threads on us and troll.....are you hearing this @darthdimi ? ...come on DD ?
  • Posts: 4,325
    Yes, come on @darthdimi
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I think it could be expanded, best in bed, in the back of a car, against the bins of the local pub car park ! :D
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    I think it could be expanded, best in bed, in the back of a car, against the bins of the local pub car park ! :D

    Very cheap to film. Sky will do it if we don't! :))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    barryt007 wrote: »
    Aaaah is he indeed ?..so he has come over here to dump stupid threads on us and troll.....are you hearing this @darthdimi ? ...come on DD ?

    Well just saying that he was never banned over there for trolling or anything. I don't want a witch-hunt particularly. Perhaps this thread is not in the best taste, but I'll leave that judgement to the mods.
  • Posts: 19,339
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I think it could be expanded, best in bed, in the back of a car, against the bins of the local pub car park ! :D

    Very cheap to film. Sky will do it if we don't! :))

    Always love a bit of Partridge !!

  • Posts: 4,325
    Definite Troll
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    barryt007 wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I think it could be expanded, best in bed, in the back of a car, against the bins of the local pub car park ! :D

    Very cheap to film. Sky will do it if we don't! :))

    Always love a bit of Partridge !!

    Me too. Glad you got the reference, Barry!
  • Posts: 19,339
    Oh I did indeed Dragon,it's his reference to Inter City Sumo.....classic classic classic !!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2016 Posts: 17,640
    barryt007 wrote: »
    Oh I did indeed Dragon,it's his reference to Inter City Sumo.....classic classic classic !!

    Monkey Tennis?

    Smell my cheese you mother!

    I've got cheese!


  • edited December 2016 Posts: 19,339
    Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave ? no ?...shame,they were quite keen on that one !
    We should make an 'Alan Partridge Appreciation' thread !!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2016 Posts: 17,640
    barryt007 wrote: »
    Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave ? no ?...shame,they were quite keen on that one !
    We should make an 'Alan Partridge Appreciation' thread !!

    I believe there already is one. And some of those programmes have probably been made nowadays looking at some of the stuff that gets passed for programming!
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    edited December 2016 Posts: 3,985
    Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank always sounded like a winner...
  • M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
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    I'm not a troll. I just like interesting threads.

    And I know this thread is gonna get 100 comments whereas a "Analysis of Spectre's Sentiments toward Globalism" is only going to get 10.
  • gumboltgumbolt Now with in-office photocopier
    Posts: 153
    Roger Moore did indeed roger more women than anyone else throughout his time in the role I believe.
    And he made them say "Oh James" at the end of a few films but we never saw what he did to get that out of them. He is the man I think.
  • M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
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    In real life Moore and Lazenby were womanizers, while Connery and Craig have been married.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    As far as I know apart from Connery's, no other Bond has done three different girls in one evening....
    In FRWL he has the two hot gypsies and later on that evening Tatiana, the lucky devil!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    M16_Cart wrote: »
    In real life Moore and Lazenby were womanizers, while Connery and Craig have been married.

    Moore was married a four times though, and Lazenby was married twice.

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