Rate the Various Categories - The Girls - Bonus round for giggles!

royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
edited January 2020 in Trivia & Games Posts: 4,414
In this thread gentle readers, and like it's sister threads - “Rate the Various Categories - The Films”, “Rate The Various Categories – The Musical Scores!” and ”Rate The Various Categories – The Fleming Novels! ” - we are going to do a little experiment.

This time, it’s all for a larf, to uhm, occupy us until B25 commences. For now, let us start with the beautiful, delectable and feisty Bond Girls. If this thing turns out to be a success, we can do villains, or cars, or whatever takes your fancy.

Here are the categories. We’ll pick three Bond beauties (or not so beautiful!) per film. I realise the girls will vary wildly for each film and it’s not very scientific, but hey ho! I have to give a “hat tip” to @DarthDimi for help on the formation of the categories.

Out of Ten for these -


Tilt - Personal preference

And out of 5 for the special bonus event(!) -

Bonus Category - “One Night Stand Material”

Giving us a total of 15.

Got it? Splendid! Let the mayhem begin. (In an orderly fashion, of course! This is a maths based game, not a Roman orgy!)


The girls of Dr. No -

Honey Ryder

Actress - 10/10
Cuteness - 7
Bravery - 9
Sexiful - 10
Tilt - 10
“One Night Stand Material” - 4/5 (careful not to get a black widow spider in your bed!)

Sylvia Trench

Actress - 8
Cuteness - 7
Bravery - 6
Sexiful – 9 (turning up at Bond’s pad wearing nothing but his PJ top!?)
Tilt - 8
“One Night Stand Material” - 5 (see above)

Miss Taro

Actress - 8
Cuteness - 8
Bravery - 4
Sexiful - 9
Tilt – 9
“One Night Stand Material” - 4 (be careful of her nail varnish)

(50 + 43 + 42)/165 = 81.81%

Well, that was a thing.

Royale’s Ranking of Loveliness -

Dr No – 81.81%





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  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    @royale65
    not sure I get the term Tilt, that means personal preference?


    The girls of Dr. No -

    Honey Ryder
    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 9
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful - 10
    Tilt - 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    Sylvia Trench
    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 10
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful – 10
    Tilt - 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5 but I really WANNA MARRY Sylvia Trench!!

    Miss Taro
    Actress - 6
    Cuteness - 2
    Bravery - 6
    Sexiful - 5
    Tilt – 2
    “One Night Stand Material” - 1

    (54 + 55 + 22)/165 = 79.39%

    DN has two of my Top 10 Bond girls. Honey and Sylvia.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    edited November 2016 Posts: 4,414
    Yes, it does. I thought you might like this one Jason ;)
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    @royale65
    not sure I get the term Tilt, that means personal preference?



    Surely tilt is everyone's personal preference.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited November 2016 Posts: 4,151
    Honey Ryder

    Actress - 8
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 9
    Sexiful - 8
    Tilt - 7
    “One Night Stand Material” - 3.5

    Sylvia Trench

    Actress - 8
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 5
    Sexiful – 9
    Tilt - 9
    “One Night Stand Material” - 4.5

    Miss Taro

    Actress - 6
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 4
    Sexiful - 7
    Tilt – 6
    “One Night Stand Material” - 2.5

    (41.5+41.5+31.5)/165 = 69.39%
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Remember that the "one night stand" is out of 5
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    Honey Ryder

    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 10
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful - 10
    Tilt - 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    Sylvia Trench

    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 10
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful – 10
    Tilt - 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    Miss Taro

    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 10
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful - 10
    Tilt – 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    100%
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,195
    Honey Ryder (sorry but I will never understand it)

    Actress - 5
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 1 (where in the world is she brave? She is even afraid of a gasoline fueled dragon... and is the damsel in distress for 90% of the film)
    Sexiful - 10
    Tilt - 5
    “One Night Stand Material” - 3

    Sylvia Trench

    Actress - 8
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 6
    Sexiful – 9
    Tilt - 9
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    Miss Taro

    Actress - 8
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 6
    Sexiful - 9
    Tilt – 8
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    (30 + 43 + 42 = 115) / 165 = 69,70%

    By the way, intelligence or some other skills do not matter, right?
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    edited November 2016 Posts: 4,414
    I was going to include that but the game was getting too bloated.
  • edited November 2016 Posts: 6,844
    GBF wrote: »
    Bravery - 1 (where in the world is she brave? She is even afraid of a gasoline fueled dragon... and is the damsel in distress for 90% of the film)

    Well in her defense she fights back against a male aggressor with a black widow spider—the handling of which is enough to label anyone as brave in my book. Plus she repeatedly ventures to an island with a fire-breathing dragon (let's not confuse cultural superstitions with bravery or lack thereof) and where people have died to go hunt under the ocean for shells. And when she sees Bond, her first instinct is to take him on with a knife.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited November 2016 Posts: 23,333
    @royale65, always a pleasure, sir. Looking forward to this one! :D

    The girls of Dr. No

    Honey Ryder

    Actress - 8
    Cuteness - 10
    Bravery - 7
    Sexiful - 10 (One hot momma!)
    Tilt - 10 (Come on, makes sense, right?)
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    Sylvia Trench

    Actress - 8
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 5
    Sexiful – 8
    Tilt - 7
    “One Night Stand Material” - 4

    Miss Taro

    Actress - 7
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 4
    Sexiful - 7
    Tilt – 6
    “One Night Stand Material” - 2

    (50 + 38 + 32)/165 = 72.73%

    DD's Ranking of Divine Loveliness

    Dr No – 72.73%
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    royale65 wrote: »
    Remember that the "one night stand" is out of 5

    Apologies for my error. Now amended. Cheers.

  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    No worries Sharky.

    Glad to have you along @DarthDimi ;)
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    The Girls of Dr. No

    Honey Ryder

    Actress - 7
    Cuteness - 7
    Bravery - 7
    Sexiful - 8
    Tilt - 8
    “One Night Stand Material” - 5

    Sylvia Trench

    Actress - 6
    Cuteness - 6
    Bravery - 5
    Sexiful – 6
    Tilt - 6
    “One Night Stand Material” - 4

    Miss Taro

    Actress - 6
    Cuteness - 7
    Bravery - 5
    Sexiful - 7
    Tilt – 7
    “One Night Stand Material” - 3

    (42 + 33 + 35)/165 = 66.67%

    vzok's "A woman" ratings

    Dr No – 66.67%
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    What does 'One Night Stand Material' mean?
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    Honey Ryder
    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 9
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful - 10
    Tilt - 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 7

    Sylvia Trench
    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 7
    Bravery - 8
    Sexiful – 7
    Tilt - 7
    “One Night Stand Material” - 10

    Miss Taro
    Actress - 7
    Cuteness - 8
    Bravery - 8
    Sexiful - 9
    Tilt – 9
    “One Night Stand Material” - 8
  • Posts: 4,325
    suavejmf wrote: »
    Honey Ryder
    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 9
    Bravery - 10
    Sexiful - 10
    Tilt - 10
    “One Night Stand Material” - 7

    Sylvia Trench
    Actress - 10
    Cuteness - 7
    Bravery - 8
    Sexiful – 7
    Tilt - 7
    “One Night Stand Material” - 10

    Miss Taro
    Actress - 7
    Cuteness - 8
    Bravery - 8
    Sexiful - 9
    Tilt – 9
    “One Night Stand Material” - 8

    @suavejmf read the rules on point scoring.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,333
    tanaka123 wrote: »
    What does 'One Night Stand Material' mean?

    @tanaka123, Simply put, how interested would you be in having a one night stand with the lady in question? :)

  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    I was going to write something much more blunt than that Dimi ;)
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    tanaka123 wrote: »
    What does 'One Night Stand Material' mean?

    @tanaka123, Simply put, how interested would you be in having a one night stand with the lady in question? :)

    @DarthDimi what if you're just not a one night stand kind of a guy?
  • Posts: 4,023
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    tanaka123 wrote: »
    What does 'One Night Stand Material' mean?

    @tanaka123, Simply put, how interested would you be in having a one night stand with the lady in question? :)

    So, how is that different from tilt? I was thinking one night stand meant how likely she'd be interested in having a one night stand with "us".
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Tilt is how you feel about everything - romance, cuteness, loyalty, intelligence, bust size, cooking etc. Whatever you want. Our your two souls combine if you want.

    One Night Stand is she comes up to you in a bar, and offers to.. Well. You know.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    OK. Different tack. Let’s just rate two categories – the Personal Tilt and the One Night Stand for each beauty in the series. Save the confusion.

    I’ve already done your scores for Dr. No.

    Community Scores

    Honey Ryder – 87.5%
    Sylvia Trench – 85.7%
    Miss Taro – 69.16%


    Girls of From Russia With Love


    Personal “Tilt” - the combination of everything – looks, wit, intelligence etc. Put simply, do you like the girl in question. Rate your scores from 0-10.

    One Night Stand Material – What you reckon the girl in question would be like if you test drove her? (Sexist? Nah...) Rate your score from 0-5.

    Tatiana Romanova

    Personal Tilt – 10/10 (Quite possibly my fav Bond Girl)
    One Night Stand – 4/5

    14/15 = 93.3%

    Kerim’s Girl (Nadja Regin)

    Personal Tilt – 8
    One Night Stand – 4 (Kerim didn’t mind too much did he. “Back to the salt mines” indeed)

    12/15 = 80%

    Rosa Klebb

    Personal Tilt – 1 (you should read Fleming’s description of “the oldest whore in the world”)
    One Night Stand – 0

    1/15 = 0.06%



    Royale’s Rank of Loveliness -

    Honey Ryder – 93.3%
    Tatiana Romanova – 93.3%
    Sylvia Trench – 86.66%
    Miss Taro – 86.66%
    Kerim’s Girl = 80%
    Rosa Klebb – 0.06%







  • Posts: 4,023
    You could have picked Red Grant's masseuse.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    I could. Or the two gypsy girls. Etc.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited November 2016 Posts: 23,333
    The girls of FRWL

    Tatiana Romanova

    Personal Tilt - 8
    One Night Stand - 5

    Kerim's girl

    Personal Tilt - 8
    One Night Stand - 5

    Rosa Klebb

    Personal Tilt - 0
    One Night Stand - 0

    26/45 = 57.78%

    DD's Ranking of Divine Loveliness per film

    Dr No – 72.73%
    FRWL - 57.78%

    DD's Ranking of Divine Loveliness per girl

    Honey Ryder - 90,91%
    Tatiana Romanova - 86,67%
    Kerim's girl - 86,67%
    Sylvia Trench - 69,09%
    Miss Taro - 58,18%
    Rosa Klebb - 0%
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,333
    vzok wrote: »
    You could have picked Red Grant's masseuse.

    True but then she's barely in the film and doesn't utter a word. I find judging beauty without even the slightest idea of what her voice sounds like or what type of girl she is rather difficult. That's like judging magazine cover models. ;-)
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Damn. I was going to include the machine gun wielding Granny from GF.
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    vzok wrote: »
    You could have picked Red Grant's masseuse.

    True but then she's barely in the film and doesn't utter a word. I find judging beauty without even the slightest idea of what her voice sounds like or what type of girl she is rather difficult. That's like judging magazine cover models. ;-)

    …and your problem is?
  • edited November 2016 Posts: 4,325
    The girls of FRWL

    Tatiana Romanova

    Personal Tilt - 10
    One Night Stand - 5

    Kerim's girl

    Personal Tilt - 10
    One Night Stand - 5

    Rosa Klebb

    Personal Tilt - 10
    One Night Stand - 5

    100%
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,333
    Rosa Klebb is one night stand material, @tanaka123? :D
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