The Award Winning : 'Bond...comments while you watch...'

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Also, I mean, chrissake, Carver does all this for ratings.

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Does he not factor the Brits would get suspicious about him getting such fast headlines?

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Devonshire bit over.

It just sank.

Now Bond's getting ride on.

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The quips just aren't working and Pryce is chewing the scenery. Not a great start by any means.

Time for Bond to start riding all around him and continue the terrible quip rate.

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Cunning linguist

Plenty O Toole level forced

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Samantha Bond's hair is short.

She suits it short.

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007 Theme!

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Ba now

now now now

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Julian Fellowes.

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Another Dame Jude burn

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'How much pumping is needed'

Forced again

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Bond comes across too smug in the Q scene

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Samantha Bond's voice is so sultry

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The noise Pierce makes when Paris slaps him is either a stifled orgasm, pain or annoyance.

I'm surprised Pierce didn't lamp her back.

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The dialogue between Carver and Wai Lin (hiya!) is stifled and delivered poorly.

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Awful dialogue, again, during the Bond Paris tet a tet

Hatcher is terible

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Bond chatting freely to an associate of a dangerous suspect, one who specialises in surveillance...

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'Or disinformation'

One can see why this one is considered prescient.

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Stamper Billy Idol on steroids

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Fair play using the piano, Pierce, on the dude's head

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'Time For A Station Break'

is an Americanism

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and another poor quip

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He fired the hostess?

What a prick.

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Bond suspects Carver will send more goons, so polishes off a bottle of vodka.

Is anyone bothering staying in character?

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product placement is why

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'I didn't ask you to get involved in this'

You kind of did, James.

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'I used to look every day in the papers for your obituary'

Hasn't she seen YOLT?

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postie looking through my window during the scene in which she undresses

Great

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David Arnold's score is excessive.

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Paris: 'You can't protect me from him'

Bond: 'Wai Lin's fit, isn't she?'