The James Bond Quote Conversation

jobo

About the most useless piece of information I've ever heard!

EHollander

...On behalf of the British government, I apologise.

Benny

Well then you’re a bloody idiot.

jobo

So is my aunt...

Thunderpussy

Talented girl.

QBranch

WHERE'S MY WIFE?!

Thunderpussy

She's had her kicks

EHollander

...now I’ll have my eighty.

jobo

I admit it's a little kinky

Benny

SORRY?

EHollander

Perhaps you failed to take into account my hidden assets.

jobo

Where can I find [them]?

EHollander

In a bag of peanuts.

Benny

You must be joking.

EHollander

l'm deadly serious! l'm a British agent! For God's sake, tell him who l am!

Benny

Can’t you just say hello, like a normal person.

GadgetMan

It will be difficult.

jobo

He is quite mad, you know

Thunderpussy

The methods of the great pioneers have often puzzled conventional minds.

EHollander

Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius.

Thunderpussy

For that, Major, I will accept the judgement of posterity.

Benny

Jealousy from you Mr.Bond. I'm flattered.

Thunderpussy

I thought it was the other way round.

Benny

That's not funny OO7

EHollander

... Will you please leave, you irritating man?

Thunderpussy

I might just retire to here

EHollander

Tell your man to get out of there. His job is over!

Thunderpussy

That sounds like a dismissal.

EHollander

You're fired! Get out of my sight!

Thunderpussy

I go where the work takes me