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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Did you want us to continue holding it?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I have special plans for this consignment.
  • edited March 18 Posts: 3,686
    If you come into my comfortable office, we will bring you the urn.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Oh, I'd love that.
  • Posts: 3,686
    The Count believes very strongly in undisturbed rest.
  • Posts: 7,085
    Well he is definitely the right age and he's certainly psychotic!
  • edited March 18 Posts: 3,686
    I’m sure he’s very kind to his mother.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 11,546
    He disgusts me. YOU disgust me!
  • Posts: 3,686
    Critics and material I don't need! I haven't changed my act in 40 years.
  • Posts: 7,085
    You know the rules of the game. You've been playing it long enough...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Just once.
  • Posts: 3,686
    Never again.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    But let us forget the past.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 11,546
    Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    She also plays a very good game of chess.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 11,546
    Did you check her out?
  • Posts: 3,686
    Black King to White Bishop. Authorization to fire.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 3,845
    Did I do wrong?
  • edited March 20 Posts: 3,686
    You discharged her, hm? So she and her accomplice came here to kill you.
  • Posts: 1,469
    Then I must die.
  • edited March 20 Posts: 3,686
    They will kill "us". Lovers' lesson number two: Togetherness. Till death do us part, or thereabouts.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 11,546
    Free both of us... with the same bullet. Do it. Only you can do it. Do it.
  • edited March 20 Posts: 3,686
    Obviously, it’s useless as a bullet.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    Which bullet has my name on it? The first or the last?
  • Posts: 3,686
    Mr Bond, bullets do not kill. lt is the finger that pulls the trigger.
  • Posts: 2,404
    A licence to kill is also a licence not to kill.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 3,845
    That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 11,546
    How about a cigarette?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Can I borrow a match?
  • Posts: 3,686
    Hah, A genuine Felix lighter. Illuminating.
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