The James Bond Quote Conversation

EHollander

I’ve never killed a midget before. But there can always be a first time.

jobo

A midget?!

Thunderpussy

A small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken

GadgetMan

He disagreed with something that ate him.

jobo

He would have been me in a couple of days if you'd given the poor man a chance. Such a pitty! I was dying to see how the operation would turn out.

QBranch

You look like hell!

EHollander

What would you have done if you'd got it?

BonSimonLeBon_1

I'm a little confused.

Thunderpussy

l´II make everything very plain to you. To begin with, I was born without ear lobes.

GadgetMan

You believe in living dangerously, I can see that.

EHollander

That’s what makes it more exciting, doesn’t it?

GadgetMan

I know when a woman is afraid and pretending not to be.

Thunderpussy

... I know a little about women.

QBranch

They're right in front of you and can open very large doors!

jobo

Genius and useful too!

Thunderpussy

I count two

EHollander

Flattery will get you nowhere. But don't stop trying.

Thunderpussy

I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.

EHollander

I like to keep abreast of things.

jobo

Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest!

EHollander

But all it did was to corrupt him.

CommanderRoss

Doctors' orders.

EHollander

...A doctor of medicine?

Thunderpussy

No, it's more of a hobby.

GadgetMan

I'm checking out. Thanks for the kiss of life.

CommanderRoss

You only live twice, commander.

GadgetMan

Well, I understand Double-0s have a very short life-expectancy. So your mistake will be short-lived.

EHollander

That fatal kiss is all we need.

jobo

Our rules are very simple. If you fail...

GadgetMan

I never fail, Mr. Bond.