The James Bond Quote Conversation

GadgetMan

That's a nasty little Christmas present.

007ClassicBondFan

Very novel Q, you must get them in the stores for Christmas

GadgetMan

I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

jobo

My conservative estimation is: ten times

007ClassicBondFan

Is that another Christmas joke?

jobo

I thought that was a pretty good line!

GadgetMan

Do you know how Christmas trees are grown?

007ClassicBondFan

With special care!

jobo

On yoghurt and lemon juice?

GadgetMan

Oh, darling, I'm tempted.

007ClassicBondFan

Yogurt, coffee, very black

EHollander

They cut down the trees, then act surprised
when the water and the soil wash out to sea.

jobo

Well, we can't all be geniuses, can we...

GadgetMan

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

QBranch

Now, Mr. Bleeker, I'm sure...there's no reason for name-calling.

jobo

Just try and stop me you jumped up little shit!

QBranch

How about a demonstration, bwoy?

GadgetMan

Let there be light. I give you Icarus!!!

BonSimonLeBon_1

I'm almost speechless with admiration.

GadgetMan

Can't you just say Hello, like a normal person?

jobo

So you want me to be half monk, half hitman?

EHollander

But I’m half Greek.

QBranch

And the other half?

jobo

Salt corrosion

CommanderRoss

Whatever is left of me, whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

jobo

Beautiful animal, isn't she?

007ClassicBondFan

Certainly better bred than the owner

EHollander

Think of (her) as a woman you’ve just bought.

Locque

Fetch my shoes.

GadgetMan

Ready to save the world again?