The James Bond Quote Conversation

GadgetMan

Not bad, not bad, James....for a physical wreck.

jobo

I went to a survival course in Siberia

GadgetMan

I don't have to teach you anything, do I?

EHollander

I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected.

CommanderRoss

Surely you must have realised the skill

was not to hit your knee, but to




miss the rest of you.

QBranch

She was the big one.

jobo

Real elephant, 60 baht!!

GadgetMan

Does it do anything?

jobo

That depends on your definition of safe sex

EHollander

He wouldn’t know a woman if one sat on his head.

GadgetMan

Then the man was a fool.

BonSimonLeBon_1

That's a laugh.

IGotABrudder

You must excuse me. Not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humour difficult to follow.

EHollander

Well, THAT wasn’t very funny! Now what are you doing!??

jobo

Keeping the British end up, sir

CommanderRoss

For what!?!?!? So you could kill a nobody?! The man was a gun for hire!

jobo

An assassin second to none,
the man with the golden gun!

IGotABrudder

We were inseparable, you know.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Get away from me!

QBranch

That's touching, don't you think?

EHollander

That’s what I intend to find out.

jobo

Put your hand on this...

QBranch

Don't cock it up.

jobo

Our rules are very simple. If you fail...

EHollander

...we'll release the video of (you) with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room.

CommanderRoss

How the hell does he know these things?

QBranch

Because I was there.

jobo

Some girls have all the luck...

QBranch

Not this one. He didn't like me at all.

jobo

Found your technique too violent?