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  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    And you are very Handsome.
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2020 Posts: 7,500
    "Lets not start sucking each other´s dicks just yet"

    Oops, sorry, wrong film... Let me try again:

    "I... love... you..."

  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Right idea...but wrong pussy.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Forget the ladies for once, Bond...
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Those girls?
    Those girls... and many others like them.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Trouble is, there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,982
    "I'm surprised I thought you just the type for a widow."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    l´ve never had much to do with young ladies.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    You do now.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,982
    "The thought never crossed my mind."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    The Soviet government denies all knowledge of this affair.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Da.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    edited June 2020 Posts: 4,247
    Who was behind your attack on Severnaya?
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    Ruby Bartlett, from Lancashire.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    That girl didn't know one end of her rifle from the other.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,947
    "Talk here. Listen here."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    There is nothing you can tell me which I don't already know
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,947
    ...and that same ego can't take it.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Brave New World.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...Science was never my strong suit, but the principle is easy enough. Someone's voice patterns and resonance are stored in a small oral-signature tape.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    "That depends on your definition of safe sex..."
    (Sorry. Couldn't resist...)
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    You can turn off the charm....I'm immune.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,982
    "My dear girl. You don't think it gave me any pleasure do you?"
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Yes, considerably.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Taxi! Fields....when is the next flight to London?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    The fourteenth
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    It's a date....the moment I get back.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    Then you better keep moving
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