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  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    Skwered. One symphatises.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,994
    I'm going to penetrate to where you are.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,997
    "It's funny. But when I'm stared at I lose my appetite."
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    You don’t have to worry. This is what we call a “chicken switch” You just keep your finger on that button and the moment the pressure gets too much for you, release the button and the power is cut off.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,997
    "Where's the kick starter?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I disregard these jibes about our equipment, 007. I don’t suppose you find it funny in the field.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,714
    See you later, irrigator.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    That’s an ALLIGATOR. You can always tell by its round nose.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,714
    Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,997
    "The Golden Grotto sharks...the biggest the most ferocious."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,714
    And guess what - his name was Sharkey!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I might have guessed... His name’s JAWS. He kills people.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,714
    And I'm Dick Tracy, and you're still under arrest.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...I admit it’s a little kinky.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,997
    "I knew your sister, I know what he did to her in Miami."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...She always did enjoy a good squeeze.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,994
    I had a crush on one of my mother's piano students.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,714
    I got a brudder.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,994
    Now, I'd have normally gone with only child...
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    You know the answer to that. You know the whole story.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,994
    My whole life has been a crusade for larger families.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    No, it's the right size, for me, that is.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,714
    Mrs. Whistler DID want some pictures of the canals for the children.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,994
    Bunch of little kids peeing in it.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    And it tells me something smells.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,994
    Why don't you come in and find out?
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    There's only one problem, I have no swimming trunks.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    I sized you up the moment we met.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,988
    Don't worry darling, it's just a hat belonging to a small headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    At least he died on the job. He'd have wanted it this way.
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