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  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,044
    "Same old James...ohh but more so. Heartless brute letting me pine away without even a postcard."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,749
    Would you settle for a tulip?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,044
    You should've bought lillies
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    Send them to the funeral please.....
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,749
    They were on their way to a funeral.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,044
    Lost at sea.... adrift.....
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,749
    The funeral was at sea.
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    Posts: 3,126
    We commit his body to the sea commence fire fire fire
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,749
    Whose funeral is this?
  • Risico007Risico007
    Posts: 9,791
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Whose funeral is this?

    Oh my god you just Killed James Bond
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    And that made me very sad.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,044
    "I'm glad I killed him!"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,749
    Here you are sir, one proleptic digestive enzyme shake.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Bottoms up.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,088
    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,749
    What you might call a Mexican screw-off, gentlemen.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    Mexico City.....what were you doing there ?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,088
    I have a special surprise for Professor Joe.
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,572
    He was alive when I found him
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    We all get our jollies one way or another.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    His body was washed up on a beach in Ibiza.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,088
    I should have never gotten into any of this!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    It's called Stockholm syndrome. Common in kidnappings. Young, impressionable victim. Sheltered. Sexually inexperienced. A powerful kidnapper skilled in torture, manipulation. Something snaps in the victim's mind.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    And they say communists don't know how to have fun.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    He's sick, like Stalin!
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    That's détente comrade....I don't have it,you don't have it.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead. Tell M what you want. If he fires me, I'll thank him for it. Whoever she was, it must've scared the living daylights out of her.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,088
    I hope we didn't frighten the fish.
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
    Posts: 4,451
    They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,088
    Me. Clothes off. Where?
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