The James Bond Quote Conversation

Andi1996Ruegg

Lacks punch, don't you think?

Major_Boothroyd

Not from where I'm standing

Andi1996Ruegg

Well, we know where you stand.

Benny

I'm standing in your doorway.

Major_Boothroyd

I sure am, boy!!

Major_Boothroyd

For such a grand meal, I would have expected a claret.

Andi1996Ruegg

You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one indisputable contribution to Western civilization. Afternoon tea.

Major_Boothroyd

Filthy habit

Benny

Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.

Major_Boothroyd

Made you feel it, did he?

Benny

Well it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.

Major_Boothroyd

Well, I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.

Benny

Why don't we make it interesting Major? Double to 100,000 rupees.

Major_Boothroyd

Sorry, that last hand nearly killed me

Thunderpussy

So you live to die another day.

j_w_pepper

Family motto.

ForYourEyesOnly

Remarkable. But what does the club secretary have to say?

Thunderpussy

Today the president said he was completely
Satisfied.

j_w_pepper

Remember, you're only president...for life.

Andi1996Ruegg

We'll have to tell the prime minister Operation Undertow is dead in the water.

Thunderpussy

Well, we do have one lead, Minister.
"Property of a Lady."

Major_Boothroyd

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...

j_w_pepper

I got a brudder.

Thunderpussy

So I gathered from your chauffeur. He's a rather intelligent young man

Major_Boothroyd

If you kill him...this will be all mine

Thunderpussy

I can see everything M said about you is right

Major_Boothroyd

Him? He still thinks I'm a virgin.

Thunderpussy

Well, whenever really know anyone do we.

Benny

That's putting it mildly OO7.

j_w_pepper

I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a US Air Force base in West Germany.