The James Bond Quote Conversation

j_w_pepper

If it's a '69, you were expecting me.

NicNac

You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!

barryt007

Aaah the legendary 007 wit,or at least half of it.

j_w_pepper

Miss Anders! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

Thunderpussy

I don't dress for the hired help.

suavejmf

Phuyuck!

j_w_pepper

Bless your heart!

Andi1996Ruegg

What did he promise you? His heart? Give her his heart.

Thunderpussy

I'll give you a nut .

Andi1996Ruegg

I prefer bourbon.

Thunderpussy

You usually drink Corsican brandy ?

Andi1996Ruegg

Do I look like I give a damn?

j_w_pepper

Have a little more of this rather disappointing brandy.

NicNac

Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middle man

ForYourEyesOnly

Bollinger, '75!

j_w_pepper

I thought it was the other way around.

Benny

Hope springs eternal.

Major_Boothroyd

What do you have to say about that...number three?

Benny

Blow up your pants!

Thunderpussy

..... the air in here is foul enough already.

Major_Boothroyd

It goes by hot air

Benny

So you've told me Q. Five times.

Major_Boothroyd

Is there time for lesson number three?

Thunderpussy

It would be interesting to attend night school
Perhaps ?

Benny

No lecture Q. We're all aware of the usefulness of the microchip.

ForYourEyesOnly

Oh, pipe down, 007!

Major_Boothroyd

Oh please don't - not on my account

barryt007

I'm giving you the opportunity to leave with the money,Mr Bond.

Andi1996Ruegg

Well, you didn't find diamonds, did ya?

Thunderpussy

That's what we're goning to find out. Now that we're working together.