The James Bond Quote Conversation

peter

Bond! What’d you think you’re doing?

Thunderpussy

Her name's Mayday.

j_w_pepper

In London April is a spring month, whereas in St. Petersburg we're freezing our butts off.

peter

You don’t have to worry about me, Mr. Bond. I went on a survival course in Siberia

thedove

"Tell me which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"

peter

My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?

Thunderpussy

Come, come. You get as much pleasure out of killing as I do.

peter

I only kill professionals. That girl didn't know one end of the rifle from the other.

Thunderpussy

That gun. Looks more fitting for a woman.

Dennison

007!

GoldenGun

I think we've met.

Dennison

Over the hills down there.

Thunderpussy

A little off the beaten track. Isn't it ?

Dennison

I love a drive in the country, don't you?

Thunderpussy

Oh just take me for a ride.

barryt007

We take the train of course !

Thunderpussy

Mae sure they send me home first class.

NicNac

You're mad!

Thunderpussy

Is that a compliment ?

barryt007

Hmmm you really are quite insane.

peter

No, some men don't be like taken for a ride.

Thunderpussy

I'm cooperating, honestly I am.

NicNac

One sympathises

peter

You worry you won’t be taken seriously

GoldenGun

You're a terrible liar, my dear.

barryt007

Governments change,the lies stay the same.

NicNac

The very words I live by

Dennison

Liar!

GoldenGun

He'll be damned if I help him.

Thunderpussy

Come on put your back in to it.