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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Get your man out of there. His job is over.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    You're firing me.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I’d need a cannon...
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    Six bullets to your one?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    For the first time in this country, the death-defying HUMAN cannonball!
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    That’ll bring tears to your eyes.
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    Eyes. A little smaller. Uh-huh. Blue. A little grayer. That's it. You have it. Now, nose. A nose, not a banana, Q.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    A water pistol?
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    Yes, but my martini's still dry.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    (It) doesn't work that way. *hic* You'd better watch yourself, girlie.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    His eye's on me. Where can I find him?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    He's everywhere. EVERYWHERE! He's sitting at your desk, he's kissing your lover, he's eating supper with your family!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,982
    That was a delicious meal. Thank you.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    It was the least I could do for a friend.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    I don't have any friends.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...I put a black-widow spider underneath (their) mosquito net - It took (them) a whole week to die.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Not for me!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I died? I died?
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    edited July 2021 Posts: 4,247
    That's what you want?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    - Not dead enough for me!
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Make your choice.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...Those who want to stay alive play it safe.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    That's very sensible.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Therefore, I tender my resignation.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Goodnight, don't let us down. The Service needs women like you.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    What about the rest of you?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Not for me, thanks. Doctor's orders.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    We had a routine message at 0-300 hours yesterday... then nothing.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    That doesn't give us a lot of time, does it?
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