Substitute the Bonds

ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
in Trivia & Games Posts: 1,984
Alright, so we're playing a game here. A user pick a certain actor's rendition of Bond, and place him in a scenario that another actor's rendition of Bond underwent. The next user says what they think would happen in that circumstance and how the selected Bond would do (or if he dies!). They then pick another Bond and another instance, and so the game continues.

I'll start.

Lazenby fighting Oddjob in Goldfinger, in place of Connery. How would he fare?

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  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,984
    I can just imagine Moore in LALD, but instead of Mr. Big and the mask, it's Silva running his hands down Moore's thigh. And opening his shirt and touching him. "Quite revealing", says Moore with a raised eyebrow who proceeds to wince in discomfort.

    How about TND Brosnan getting drilled by Blofeld in SP?

  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e il momento che verrà
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    Three words: "One more screw."

    Moore in the QOS car chase?
  • edited April 2016 Posts: 1,817
    DELETE.
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,599
    Moore would drive out of the tunnel into the lake and have the car suddenly become a submarine.

    Connery in the Moonraker pre titles?
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    Connery would stick a knife in the girl after her duplicity and wouldn't let Jaws get away

    Okay Roger Moore been tortured by Le Chiffre.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    edited April 2016 Posts: 2,998
    With a raised eyebrow;
    "My balls aren't dead yet."

    Craig in Bond's first introduction in Dr. No.
  • edited April 2016 Posts: 6,432
    Craigs Bond to Doctor No 'WD40?'

    Moore ready to bungie jump of a dam in GE.

    Apologies miss read thread first time.
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    @fire_and_ice - I don't think you get the game. You answer what would happen to the scenario posted above you, then you present one of your own and the next person has to answer it.

    @BMW_with_missiles - Craig wouldn't be as classy, but he'd probably be more threatening (not what you'd want, of course). He'd still pull it off decently, I think.

    How about Moore's Bond fighting Patrice on the train, with Moneypenny about to shoot. What plot armour does Moore conjure then?
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    Edited previous post.
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,984
    @fire_and_ice - BMW was asking about how Craig would do the famous introduction at the start of the movie, not the scene where they fight. I answered it in my post, but if you're willing to edit your answer again, I suppose I'll edit mine to fit yours.

    EDIT: Okay, the question is still:

    How about Moore's Bond fighting Patrice on the train, with Moneypenny about to shoot. What plot armour does Moore conjure then?
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    Edited again... I am out.
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,496
    As Moore falls from the train mini boosters in his shoes elevate him and he lands safely on the river bank. Moneypenny puts the gun down, takes her lipstick out and applies liberally.


    Dalton is hanging from the fire engine ladder in AVTAK.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe JenaMaloneforBond.comModerator
    edited April 2016 Posts: 12,584
    Dalton's Bond would have to shout to Stacey...

    "Switch the bloody siren off."

    ----

    Brosnan is pushed out of the plane, sans parachute, by Jaws in MR.
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    [Edited]

    Brosnan is pushed out of the plane, sans parachute, by Jaws in MR.

    Brosnan grabs a parachute, a surf board, and begins surfing on a CGI wave coming from nowhere.

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    Timothy Dalton at Skyfall manor trying to save M
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,984
    @Ytterbium - Edit your post. MajorDSmythe got there before you.

    Just a warning in general to refresh the page quickly and check the post before yours to make sure nobody got ahead of you. If that is the case, edit your post.
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    done !

    Brosnan is pushed out of the plane, sans parachute, by Jaws in MR :

    Brosnan grabs a parachute, a surf board, and begins surfing on a CGI wave coming from nowhere.

    ----

    Timothy Dalton at Skyfall manor tries to rescue M.
  • edited April 2016 Posts: 1,817
    Dalton tells M and Kincade tersely "get in the tunnel - quickly!"

    He then gets mega angry when they blow up the Aston Martin, with Saunders eyes.

    He eventually returns to the chapel and kills Silva, saying to him "go to Hell, old buddy" as he dies.

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    Timothy Dalton in the shower with Tanya.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
    Posts: 43,953
    He has a goofy grin on his face.

    Craig meets the Mujahedeen.
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    Craig meets the Mujahedeen.

    'That last guy, the one with the vest, nearly killed me.'

    Dalton being crushed by Xenia.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
    Posts: 43,953
    He puts on his DELLAAA! face.

    Brosnan gets carried away by a sumo wrestler.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited May 2016 Posts: 15,534
    EDIT.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
    Posts: 43,953
    How would you edit that scene?
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    Dalton in GE

    Moore in DAF; Connery in LALD
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
    Posts: 43,953
    @OHMSS69, you got the premise of the thread wrong. Post your post in the Pick a Bond and pick a flick thread instead.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,254
    "You get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream."

    How about Connery at Solitaire's house...
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e il momento che verrà
    Posts: 5,890
    Nevermind those cards and tricks, Sean just goes straight to the business in hand.

    Brosnan as St. John Smythe?
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    'Shocking, absolutely shocking, they don't pay me enough and now they put in thish stupid gorilla outfit, Where's that McClory when you need him?'

    Craig being given the Aston Martin Vanish
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
    Posts: 43,953


    Craig being given the Aston Martin Vanish:

    Are the keys also invisible or did I toss them away?

    Connery shoots Stromberg in his private parts.
  • Roger Moore in Licence to Kill. One can only dream how that would look and turn out.
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