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A James Bond DREAM I had. *A NEW one!*

Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
edited December 2011 in General Discussion Posts: 4,813
Here's the dream I had last night.
It's the very near future (I must have been 30 years old; I'm 28 now) and I 'pull a Lazenby'-- meaning, I have no film experience but I luckily manage to land the role of James Bond, beating hundreds of other hopefuls. Awesome dream so far, \m/
Now, I'm an American, and in the dream I downright LIED at all the auditions, faking a British accent the whole time- both on camera and off. I manage to convince everyone that I'm British, and since I've never done a movie before, nobody knew any better.
So the movie comes out, and it's a HUGE success, sort of like Casino Royale, in a sense that it's loved by both Bond fans AND non-Bond fans! Everyone regards me as one of the BEST James Bond's EVER and they want me to keep playing him until I'm freaking 50
But THEN, someone finds out I'm really American!! DUN DUN DUN.... Automatically I'm 'the worst Bond ever'- everyone changes their mind about me and I'm pretty much done for. 8-X

What a sad ending to an awesome dream.... but what the heck does it mean?? What on earth was I drinking before bed, lol
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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I must admit @Master_Dahark, I was intrigued to visit your thread. The first 3/4 of the dream seems great, and would be great for any man American or British, etc; to apprehend. I am no psychiatrist, but you are certainly not crazy. Like many men, you maybe just want to be Bond. Could be as simple as that. The success of the film in your dream shows that you possibly wish Bond 23 good success and hope for brilliance even against some negative hopes coming from QoS haters. That state of mind got intertwined with your interest in being in the Bond role. You could also be fantasizing and wishing inside that an American could be given the chance to play Bond, and though you feel it may be a good success, the let down of the lineage of the actor may sink it. That's all I can apprehend, but I'm probably waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off. Did it sound convincing enough? I wouldn't mind a psychiatrist's paycheck. ;-)
  • shadowonthesunshadowonthesun Banned
    Posts: 1,894
    but what the heck does it mean??
    Probably that you'll be eaten by a giant marshmallow.
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    Posts: 4,813
    I guess it could mean.... DON'T LIE?
  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
    edited August 2011 Posts: 642
    I must admit I was unsure about reading on when I 'pull a Lazenby' was said..:-)) However I concur with @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, that was a pretty cogent diagnosis mate, When is the couch free next? book me in!
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    Posts: 4,813
    I must admit I was unsure about reading on when I 'pull a Lazenby' was said..
    Ha ha I don't have dreams like that!

  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,350
    Spooky. I'd say success for the future is one thing you hope for, the rest, who knows.

    If only there was a site called whatdoesmydreammean.com. ;-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2011 Posts: 28,694
    Here you go @Samuel. I am laughing so hard right now. This is sadly and hilariously not a joke!

    http://whatdoesmydreammean.net/

    Look around the site @Master_Dahark. See what it tells you. :-))
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,350
    Wow! Now that is spooky! Very funny indeed.
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited September 2012 Posts: 4,813
    Oh to hell with it- I'm auditioning for Bond next time they cast, that's all there is to it! lol :))



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  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
    edited August 2011 Posts: 642
    A wonderful portfolio for consideration...just try and airbrush the red tip of the paintball gun!!..(polite cough) :-))
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited July 2012 Posts: 4,813
    lol touché
  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
    Posts: 642
    Brilliant. Genius in fact. :-)
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited July 2012 Posts: 4,813
    Sorry to resurrect a dead thread, but I actually had ANOTHER Bond dream last night!

    Here's what happened: I had the good luck to meet Roger Moore in person (but it was at a convention, which if I'm not mistaken, he doesn't do) and I gave him a glossy print of my photoshopped DAF and TLD posters with his Bond placed over Connery and Dalton respectively.

    http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232fp:;2>nu=3246>9<3>:8:>WSNRCG=348849:2:6325nu0mrj
    http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232fp:<4>nu=3246>9<3>:8:>WSNRCG=34884:8684325nu0mrj

    I said he could keep them because the more Roger as Bond, the better.
    He laughed and said (and I can totally picture him saying this) 'oh I think they would have thrown me to the wolves if I stayed around that long!'

    lol what on earth am I drinking before bed?? :D
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited July 2012 Posts: 13,894
    Master_Dahark wrote:
    Sorry to resurrect a dead thread, but I actually had ANOTHER Bond dream last night!

    Here's what happened: I had the good luck to meet Roger Moore in person (but it was at a convention, which if I'm not mistaken, he doesn't do) and I gave him a glossy print of my photoshopped DAF and TLD posters with his Bond placed over Connery and Dalton respectively.

    http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232fp:;2>nu=3246>9<3>:8:>WSNRCG=348849:2:6325nu0mrj
    http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232fp:<4>nu=3246>9<3>:8:>WSNRCG=34884:8684325nu0mrj


    I said he could keep them because the more Roger as Bond, the better.
    He laughed and said (and I can totally picture him saying this) 'oh I think they would have thrown me to the wolves if I stayed around that long!'

    lol what on earth am I drinking before bed?? :D

    I've had that dream too. Though for me, it was a nightmare. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 13,944
    @Master_Dahark You have some very pleasant dreams. I have all sorts of adventurous dreams where I'm being chased by villains, but surprisingly, I'm never Bond- just some random hero. :( Sometimes I hear original music in my dreams that I could've made some money out of (had I remembered the tune when I woke up!) Did you get to see any of the Bond film you auditioned for?
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited July 2012 Posts: 4,813
    Alright you guys, I may be onto something here...

    Had another dream last night: I was going out to the movies and they played a preview for METAL GEAR SOLID: THE MOVIE but to my surprise the protagonist wasn't the likely choice for the first movie of a series, like the young Solid Snake, or Big Boss, but rather Old Snake.

    That's Solid Snake from MGS4 for those who aren't familiar

    http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq164/baldahark/DSC_0237.jpg http://ui01.gamespot.com/973/mgs4ost_2.jpg


    But here's where it gets good. Guess who's playing Old Snake???


    Timothy. Dalton.

    When I woke up the image stuck with me, and the more I thought about it the more I thought how awesome it would be-- if such a movie ever came out!

    I even photoshopped it!

    http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq164/baldahark/DaltonSnake-2.jpg
    DaltonSnake-2.jpg
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2012 Posts: 28,694
    It actually looks A LOT like him! I am up for that for sure! I wish I had your dreams, @Master_Dahark.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    I make Brady's words as mines.
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    Posts: 822
    I saw TWINE in its entirety. Wow. No more martinis before bed.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    TheBondFan wrote:
    I saw TWINE in its entirety. Wow. No more martinis before bed.

    And that fits here...how?
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    edited July 2012 Posts: 822
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    TheBondFan wrote:
    I saw TWINE in its entirety. Wow. No more martinis before bed.


    And that fits here...how?

    Saw it in a dream...
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited July 2012 Posts: 4,813
    Surely I can't be the only weirdo that has Bond dreams regularly :P -- lets hear some other good ones!!

  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited April 2013 Posts: 12,837
    double post
  • GetafixGetafix
    Posts: 11,425
    Master_Dahark wrote:
    Here's the dream I had last night.
    It's the very near future (I must have been 30 years old; I'm 28 now) and I 'pull a Lazenby'-- meaning, I have no film experience but I luckily manage to land the role of James Bond, beating hundreds of other hopefuls. Awesome dream so far, \m/
    Now, I'm an American, and in the dream I downright LIED at all the auditions, faking a British accent the whole time- both on camera and off. I manage to convince everyone that I'm British, and since I've never done a movie before, nobody knew any better.
    So the movie comes out, and it's a HUGE success, sort of like Casino Royale, in a sense that it's loved by both Bond fans AND non-Bond fans! Everyone regards me as one of the BEST James Bond's EVER and they want me to keep playing him until I'm freaking 50
    But THEN, someone finds out I'm really American!! DUN DUN DUN.... Automatically I'm 'the worst Bond ever'- everyone changes their mind about me and I'm pretty much done for. 8-X

    What a sad ending to an awesome dream.... but what the heck does it mean?? What on earth was I drinking before bed, lol

    It suggests guilt/embarassment about your nationality. May be you are destined to travel the world and find a new nationality. Many people do this - even lots of Americans!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,331
    I had a dream I was in Moonraker and I had 30 seconds to disarm one of the Globes in the space station or else I was going to die. well I didn't disarm it in time and I lived, then woke up.
  • VolanteVolante
    Posts: 774
    I keep having the recurring dream that I'm Bond during the TSWLM PTS. The whole thing, shot for shot, stunt for stunt, but from the point of view of Bond.

    Also, a few times I've dreamt I was Bond in Thunderball, but Fiona Volpe turns to the side of good, Paula isn't killed, the Disco Volante doesn't explode, and the dream ends with Domino, Paula and Volpa celebrating with me on the Disco Volante, which for some reason now belongs to me and now has a hot tub.

    I have awesome dreams.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Volante wrote:
    I keep having the recurring dream that I'm Bond during the TSWLM PTS. The whole thing, shot for shot, stunt for stunt, but from the point of view of Bond.

    Also, a few times I've dreamt I was Bond in Thunderball, but Fiona Volpe turns to the side of good, Paula isn't killed, the Disco Volante doesn't explode, and the dream ends with Domino, Paula and Volpa celebrating with me on the Disco Volante, which for some reason now belongs to me and now has a hot tub.

    I have awesome dreams.

    I wish I had dreams. Sounds fun, though mine would likely be more Sherlock centered.
  • VolanteVolante
    edited July 2012 Posts: 774
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Volante wrote:
    I keep having the recurring dream that I'm Bond during the TSWLM PTS. The whole thing, shot for shot, stunt for stunt, but from the point of view of Bond.

    Also, a few times I've dreamt I was Bond in Thunderball, but Fiona Volpe turns to the side of good, Paula isn't killed, the Disco Volante doesn't explode, and the dream ends with Domino, Paula and Volpa celebrating with me on the Disco Volante, which for some reason now belongs to me and now has a hot tub.

    I have awesome dreams.

    I wish I had dreams. Sounds fun, though mine would likely be more Sherlock centered.

    It's not all good, I've had some pretty terrible recurring nightmares. I watched 'the Strangers' with a friend, came home to an empty house, lights weren't working, kept hearing noises. Needless to say my dreams for the next few nights weren't as happy as usual.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited July 2012 Posts: 15,690
    I did have a dream about Skyfall.... all I remember is that M (Fiennes) was briefing Craig... and that Q was played by Brosnan !! :-B
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    DaltonCraig007 wrote:
    I did have a dream about Skyfall.... all I remember is that M (Fiennes) was briefing Craig... and that Q was played by Brosnan !! :-B

    Amazing dream.
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