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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    'I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.' :-S
    That is going to be difficult to beat. Really gotta put the old thinking cap on. ;-)
  • 007JamesBond007JamesBond
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    Revealed, the only competition Ursula Andress faced for the roll of Honey Ryder!
  • anotherbondgeekanotherbondgeek
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    "Trust me, it's not all in proportion."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    The morning after Daniel Craig's wedding celebration proved very very interesting. :O
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
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    When Miss Anders and Kra were away and it was just the two of them, Scramanga's 'fun house' often got a little crazy.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Judging soon Kerim?
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    At this time tomorrow dan. Last chance folks.
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
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    Surfers the world over shield their eyes as a still of Hervé Villechaize's unsuccessful audition for Short Round in Temple Of Doom leaks on to the Internet...
  • LudsLuds MIA
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    No wonder Miss Andrea Aunders needed elsewhere for fulfillment, Scaramanga preferred them short and dressed very risqué undergarments.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited June 2011 Posts: 886
    Nick Nack finds that Scaramanga and tabasco sauce are a delicious combination...

    or

    The LadyBoy with the Golden Gun goes Bang Bang in Bangkok
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
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    NicNac decided some extra money was needed.
    Give him $50 or he'd show off his own golden weapon.
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Bond and Goodnight tumbled in to bed, drunk from champagne and excitement.

    When Bond woke the following morning he was sober and Goodnight suddenly didn't look the same.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Bonds request for a little entertainment, took a surreal turn.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Let's count them down from 6 to 1. Here's my would be entry.

    "De perv, De perv".

    6. Everyone. Excellent entries by all

    5. Samuel001 with "And I thought that cat picture was disgusting".

    True indeed Sam.

    4. Dan's Little Finger with "The morning after Daniel Craig's wedding celebration proved very very interesting".

    Great job with current events Dan

    3. Major D Smythe with "Bonds request for a little entertainment, took a surreal turn."

    Well played pun with that great last minute entry.

    2. Dan's Little Finger with "I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons".

    If you'd only had said meedjet.

    1. Who else but Nic Nac with "Bond and Goodnight tumbled in to bed, drunk from champagne and excitement.

    When Bond woke the following morning he was sober and Goodnight suddenly didn't look the same."

    Congratulations to Nic Nac. You now have the honors.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited June 2011 Posts: 886



    2. Dan's Little Finger with "I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons".

    If you'd only had said meedjet.

    I wanted to be PC.. ;-) now I know for future reference :>
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    edited June 2011 Posts: 7,570
    Thanks Kerim, I'm flattered. Now then..

    Well, nothing obviously amusing about the pic, but maybe a meeting of two 'iconic' 60s stars may generate a few interesting exchanges between the two!

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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited July 2011 Posts: 886
    Laz: Mine's hairier than yours
    Caine: Not a lot of people know that...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Laz: So what you're saying is, make a stupid comment and b*gger off 'cos Sean wants his role back?
    Caine: Indeed, or we'll start sending convicts to Australia again.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited July 2011 Posts: 886
    Caine attends one of the famous British "Bring a Bottle and a Bond" parties..("Birds" still welcome)... ;-)
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
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    "You're only supposed to blow the BLOODY DOORS OFF...Piz Gloria. Oh and Sean wants his gig back, so you're gonna have to sod off George."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2011 Posts: 2,629
    MC: "I've seen the future George. In the 21st century your are forgetten by the mainstream while I've been knighted and am still relevant in my attempts to help Batman overtake the Bond franchise."

    GL: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO MORE PORN THEATRES IN THE FUTURE!?"
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Not many entries, but tough nontheless, as they all have merit.

    However @danslittlefinger made me giggle with his Bring a Bottle and a Bond quip...so the floor is yours

    DANSLITTLEFINGER
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited July 2011 Posts: 886
    Thanks NicNac! :-D

    Ok here's mine,
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    Bond film producer Cubby Broccoli, Diana, Desmond Llewellyn, Maryam D'Abo, Prince Charles and Timothy Dalton on the set of The Living Daylights, 1986
    Tons of characters to work with here. B-)

    Judging one week hence as per.\:D/
    Good luck. %%-






  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited July 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Charlie: "Truth be told, Timbo, I'm trying to off-load her. Fancy slipping her into your schedule? It's fine by me."
    Timbo: "Cheers, Cubby's looking into it right now..."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited July 2011 Posts: 13,894
    Chuck: I don't suppose you have plants around here.
    Tim D: We've got Broccoli...
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Those are very good, keep 'em coming. :-D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    PC: "Say Timothy, would you be interested in driving Diana through the tunnels of Paris?"

    TD: "Piss off Chuck".
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Timothy Dalton and Prince Charles attempt to replicate Groucho and Harpo Marx's famous mirror scene from Duck Soup.
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    Unfortunately only Desmond Llewellyn looked vaguely interested.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Keep 'em coming. great entries.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Cubby and Diana check the specs of their new remote-control humanoids.


    (p.s. don't let me win, I'm off on holiday!)
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