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Benny
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Favourite Fleming Novel
On Her Majestys Secret Service
Favourite Bond Film
Dr No
Favourite Bond Actor
Roger Moore
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14,480

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    Coming soon!
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    December 3
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      In alternate universe LTK 'License Revoked', for the big finale, Bond and Sanchez fight on the skids of Sanchez' private helicopter...

      Sanchez: "You got big cojones, amigo. Or should I say, 'had'." (WHACKS BOND IN SAID COJONES)
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      -You're not Bond!
      -You're not Sciarra!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Double jeopardy, Mr Bond."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sciarra: The pilot's dead!
      Bond: The pilot's gay?! But he's so tall!
      Sciarra: Not gay, dead! Dead!
      Bond: Red?! He's a communist?!
      Sciarra: Oh, forget it!
      (Helicopter crashes and they die)
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    November 26
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "My waist is in here."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Simple choices, Mr. Bond. Me or the briefcase full of money?"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "What a terrible waist...of money!"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Looks like a million dollars.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bérénice my love
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sauce Bérénice.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Always bet on Duke.
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    November 19
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He was still a young, rookie street cleaner, not the experienced cleaner we would grow to know and love. A blunt instrument wielding a blunt instrument.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      With such talent I'm sure he cleaned up at the Oscars.
    • LucknFate
      LucknFate
      [img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-i2nqZ4s4VRY/Xr7YyEv9JNI/AAAAAAADUHA/dKaxU0TV1AMK8cHNpPd3P9H00rvFDnv2QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/10.gif[/img]
    • LucknFate
      LucknFate
      1. I thought I'd be able to delete if it didn't work lol 2. it was a gif of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3USJbUgXwE
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Thankfully he wasn't in the acting sweepstakes.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He was the most talented actor of his generation. Unfortunately, he had never sweeped in his life and this cost him valuable career opportunities.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      This is a sign, a sign that Bond drowned at the end of Casino Royale, and everything that came later was just a dream.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      This is the actor Dustin Ayre. He is actually very tall, and during this scene had problems reaching the ground. Unbelievable, that P&W drafted a whole Bond spin-off around this character, a series called 'Broomfaker'. Can't blame the producers for sweeping that idea under the rug.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Rumors say they might dust it off someday. Personally, I can't understand wipe.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The poor guy was just warming up. He didn't think they'd started filming yet.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You put on a good show. But ever since I parked here, you haven't stopped sweeping the air. Now, the floor I can understand, but the air is a bit excessive. Cleaning is more than a job for you. It's a passion. The tattoo on your wrist is a mop. Nobody did any cleaning around your house, did they? What were you? 12? 13? l'm guessing sweeping was your way out. Perhaps you thought you were in love... with sweeping the floor. But that was a long time ago. Now you only sweep air. You have changed your nature.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He's just practicing The Fleming Sweep.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Guy with the Air Broom stars in Ian Fleming's SWEEPING CITIES
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Fake it till you make it
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Now he's sweeping the dust off his extra acting career.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Suitably, the three guys behind Bond were making gestures and moving their mouths without saying anything.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Chap can't drive a stick - but never mind him, here's Daniel Craig - not driving a stick.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It turns out that it was the very same brush that was stuck up Moore Bond's rear any time that he was running. It was making a cameo.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The 1979 motion picture Meteor also referenced Moore's quirky method of running, by having Sean Connery's character sarcastically ask for a broom to be shoved up his butt, so that he would sweep the floor on his way out of the building.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Always bet on Duke.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond Will Return in Moonsweeper. It's science fact, not science fiction.
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    November 12
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      During the game, Bond noticed a series of floating letters cominģ to him. And then, the lights flicked out.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      ...And that's how the CASINO Royale poster was created!
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    October 29
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I left me gun at home but I brought me Halle Berry.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Bond jinxed it.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      And jinx bonded it.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Luckily the new Q Branch Finger Gun was at hand, literally.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Plus Jinx's NSA-issued cleavage, abreast of Bond.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The NSA issue was NSFW.
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    Love this shot.
    October 29
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    October 23
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      "Ship it".
      - Wattpad for some reason.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Thanks for the gun, Grandad!
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    October 18
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      Very cool.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It's red, I grant you that.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Readier than ever to face the diabolical Jobe Smith, Pierce Brosnan returns as Dr. Lawrence Angelo in "STEPHEN KING'S LAWNMOWER MAN 2: THE GRASS IS GREENER".
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Stay out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed.
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    October 10