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  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    edited April 2017 Posts: 2,667
    Two more clues added:

    1. It probably wasn't quite as funny when I actually did it, but he doesn't seem to hold it against me.

    2. If I knew what Bond was wearing I wouldn't find it funny at all.

    3. Bond paid me a compliment that I couldn't possibly understand.

    4. You've seen me have lunch... but I seem to have missed dessert.

    5. If I cried about what I did, nobody would believe me.

    6. I am witness to possibly the most useless information Bond has ever heard.

    7. As the old joke says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    8. The title of this film doesn't go far enough for me.

    9. Out of several hundred, I'm the only one whose name is known.


    Incorrect:

    009
    Bibi Dahl
    Clive (LTK)
    Francisco Scaramanga
    Joe Butcher
    Kamal Khan
    Kissy Suzuki
    Honey Ryder
    Pegasus (AVTAK)
    Quist
    Raoul Silva
    Sandor

  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
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    Helga Brandt? (back after 1,000,000 years of exile!)
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Welcome back Kaiju! But alas, not Helga.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Albert the crocodile?
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    Posts: 2,667
    By the power of Greyskull, it's @pachazo again! It is indeed Albert the crocodile from LALD that you were looking for...

    1. It probably wasn't quite as funny when I actually did it, but he doesn't seem to hold it against me.

    Tee Hee laughs at everything, even the story of how Albert ate his arm.

    2. If I knew what Bond was wearing I wouldn't find it funny at all.

    Roger Moore wore crocodile skin shoes for the whole scene as an in-joke.

    3. Bond paid me a compliment that I couldn't possibly understand.

    "Well done, Albert"

    4. You've seen me have lunch... but I seem to have missed dessert.

    Albert gets to eat his chicken meat, but he misses out on eating Bond.

    5. If I cried about what I did, nobody would believe me.

    Crocodile tears!

    6. I am witness to possibly the most useless information Bond has ever heard.

    Tee Hee's rather useless advice on how to disable a crocodile.

    7. As the old joke says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Cannibals eating clowns - Tee Hee tells us that the crocs will sometimes eat each other.

    8. The title of this film doesn't go far enough for me.

    As per #7, the crocodiles will "eat anything, even each other".

    9. Out of several hundred, I'm the only one whose name is known.

    There are 1,500 crocodiles and alligators at Ross Kananga's farm.

    Over to you again, Mr P.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Excellent!

    My first thought after reading the initial clues was that it must be an animal, but I couldn't make the connection. That last clue finally made the ol' light bulb turn on.

    Great round, as usual, with some clever and well thought out clues. Let's see what I come up with next. And He-Man was my favorite cartoon. I was five when it debuted in 1983!
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    I was four in 1983 and similarly enthralled :)

    That was a fun round, glad you enjoyed. I await your very finest effort in response.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger we are in this together
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    That s excellent, and seems obvious now.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    edited April 2017 Posts: 7,286
    I apologize for the delay. This is the first chance I've had to sit down and log in for quite some time.

    This EON character has a name and lines of dialogue.

    1) Regarding my profession: I'm not the first, nor will I be the last.
    2) Something unusual has just happened.
    3) You know my name.
    4) I am familiar with Bond but not the person he is with.
    5) Hmm, that sounds like it could be a catchphrase.


    Incorrect
    James Bond
    Quarrel Jr.
    Strawberry Fields
    Villiers
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Quarrel Jr?
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Not him.
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
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    Bond himself?
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Not Bond.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Not him and I've added two more clues.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Not her, I'm afraid.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Could you please clarify?
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    Yes, it's him!

    He is not the first or last hotel concierge in the series. Bond doesn't want his usual room. We have heard the name Hans before in YOLT. He knows Bond but not Kara. Finally, Bond delivers the shaken not stirred catchphrase.

    Great job @Birdleson! I figured it would go quick, but geez louise man. Over to you.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Nice work, @Birdleson. He's one of the few characters I planned on playing at some point in the future, glad someone else beat me to it!
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
    edited April 2017 Posts: 189
    Marc-Ange Draco? (clue #3 gave me thoughts of the Unione Corse)
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
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    Colombo?
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
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    Mr. Big?
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Domino?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger we are in this together
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    Falco?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Rosie Carver?
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,286
    Patricia from NSNA?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 37,395
    Madeleine Swann?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 37,395
    How about Elektra King?
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
    Posts: 189
    Drax?
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    Posts: 2,667
    The LALD taxi driver who appears in both Harlem and New Orleans?
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
    Posts: 4,071
    Andrea Anders?
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