What if James Bond would be female?

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Sorry. Carry on...... :-B

    Actually, I meant that 007RogerMoore guy who seems to have just up and left.

    I think he's still here.

    Then where the hell is he?
    Sorry. Carry on...... :-B

    Actually, I meant that 007RogerMoore guy who seems to have just up and left.

    It seems it is me who has to carry the torch of the Sir Rog fanclub !!

    Just so long as you don't act like him. He was an asshole.

    Excuse me? Why stoop to that level?
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    A little harsh. While he's at the bottom of my preferred Bond actors, he strikes me as a proper gent and does alot of work for unicef. He's a legend imo despite his wooden acting.
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Sorry. Carry on...... :-B

    Actually, I meant that 007RogerMoore guy who seems to have just up and left.

    I think he's still here.

    Then where the hell is he?
    Sorry. Carry on...... :-B

    Actually, I meant that 007RogerMoore guy who seems to have just up and left.

    It seems it is me who has to carry the torch of the Sir Rog fanclub !!

    Just so long as you don't act like him. He was an asshole.

    Excuse me? Why stoop to that level?

    Stoop to what level? I'm not above calling people assholes.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Pleeeeease, Stay on the topic and resolve your personal things by PM, ok? Let's try to make the topic stay on the right way.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    LeChiffre wrote:
    I think Roger Moore is the closest we'll get to a female Bond!

    careful.... do not annoy Sir Roger Moore or any of his fans, or you will get rogerized.......
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    LeChiffre wrote:
    I think Roger Moore is the closest we'll get to a female Bond!

    careful.... do not annoy Sir Roger Moore or any of his fans, or you will get rogerized.......

    Even if me or the other members here ain't enough fans of MR's work as 007, i'd ask these people to show some respect to him don't matter if it was a joke or not, because he was good just as all the other Bonds were.
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    WHAT IF JAMES BOND WERE A DOG? ? OH WAIT WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS GAY? ? OH WAIT LETS SEE WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS A HOBBIT WITH MAGICAL POWERS?? WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS A TREE HUMPER??

    seriously this thread is retarded, If Bond were made a woman the franchise would collapse, it would make no sense, come on little buddy use your goddamn head. to put a end to these silly question threads lets just get a official "What if 007. " thread.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    WHAT IF JAMES BOND WERE A DOG? ? OH WAIT WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS GAY? ? OH WAIT LETS SEE WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS A HOBBIT WITH MAGICAL POWERS?? WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS A TREE HUMPER??

    seriously this thread is retarded, If Bond were made a woman the franchise would collapse, it would make no sense, come on little buddy use your goddamn head. to put a end to these silly question threads lets just get a official "What if 007. " thread.

    Looks like somebody pushed your buttons... [..]
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Murdock wrote:
    WHAT IF JAMES BOND WERE A DOG? ? OH WAIT WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS GAY? ? OH WAIT LETS SEE WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS A HOBBIT WITH MAGICAL POWERS?? WHAT IF JAMES BOND WAS A TREE HUMPER??

    seriously this thread is retarded, If Bond were made a woman the franchise would collapse, it would make no sense, come on little buddy use your goddamn head. to put a end to these silly question threads lets just get a official "What if 007. " thread.

    Looks like somebody pushed your buttons... [..]

    You... stole... my... pun!!!!

    Plus, Mr. ButtonsBeTouched, what's wrong with considering other options? With Bond we kind of have to, since once one actor stands down, we have to think "What if Bond is this guy?"
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    Reminds me of an old SNL skit, "What if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly?"

    Bond is Bond. If he's something else, he's not Bond.
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 7,653
    What if James Bond played the part of Shaft, would the original Shaft feel the bond or shafted.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited November 2012 Posts: 16,330
    I think this answers the question.
    jane_bond_by_humon-d5m5qvu.jpg

    or this.
    jane_sneaking_in_a_factory_by_epe-d31lz0u.jpg
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    It should make for a very good porn series.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Kerim wrote:
    It should make for a very good porn series.

    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    Murdock wrote:
    jane_sneaking_in_a_factory_by_epe-d31lz0u.jpg

    Reminds me of Lara Croft.
  • FanFan
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    I think of Modesty Blaise, by Peter O'Donnell, as the closest thing to a female Bond (the books and comics, not the movie). She had an Aston Martin DB5 before Bond did.
  • edited November 2012 Posts: 129
    Saw this, had to laugh. DC as Jane Bond.
    [img][/img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/26500/Jane-Bond-26904.jpg
  • If Bond was female, I think that the sexual part of the novels/movies, would be completely eliminated. I doubt there would be any Bond boys... The movies would be just about a female secret agent, who is a cold, anti social b****, and has no love/friend/sexual relationships with whom whatever. I just can't see the sexual part working of Bond was female.

    Now I've think of it, probably this female Bond that I image would've been more close to Fleming's James Bond than Moore or Pierce Brosnan...


  • edited November 2012 Posts: 129
    Kerim wrote:
    It should make for a very good porn series.

    Been done.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859755/combined
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Murdock wrote:
    jane_sneaking_in_a_factory_by_epe-d31lz0u.jpg

    Give this one an original name, she might actually make for a decent spy series herself.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Saw this, had to laugh. DC as Jane Bond.
    [img][/img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/26500/Jane-Bond-26904.jpg

    Haha, that looks like Barbara Streisand.
  • Then it would not be James bond and it would be a different character.
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    Bond would be a huge slut to the audience
  • If James Bond was female, she would not be James Bond, as James Bond is male...
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    If James Bond was female, she would not be James Bond, as James Bond is male...

    Good point.
  • If James Bond was female, she would not be James Bond, as James Bond is male...

    Good point.

    Exactly, the clue is in the title!
  • James Bond can never be a girl (woman even), and that's basically end of story

    Never say never, and nobody thought Q would ever be a kid, or Moneypenny colored, or doing action as a field agent, or that even M would be killed, but you have to believe even they would never go so far as to introduce a female James Bond. What a lame idea, it will never see the light of day
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    James Bond can never be a girl (woman even), and that's basically end of story

    Never say never, and nobody thought Q would ever be a kid, or an African Moneypenny, or doing action as a field agent, or that even M would be killed, but you have to believe even they would never go so far as to introduce a female James Bond. What a lame idea, it will never see the light of day

    Fixed.

    It's just a discussion. let's think about it like this, what if Ian Fleming came up with a female spy instead. It's just a fun idea to play with.

    like this for instance. Kim Possible in James Bond's place. :p
    skyfall__take_the_shot_by_grummancat-d5km7sr.jpg

    let__s_say___au_revoir___by_grummancat-d540aw5.jpg
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Kim Possible works as Kim Possible (however, it's sad that Ricardo Montalban is dead, because to see Bond go up against Senor Senior Senior would have been hilarious), not as Bond. Besides, I can't really see a female version of Bond with red hair.
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