Biggest laugh out loud moments in a Bond movie?

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  • Posts: 11,189
    Kielefer's overacting at the start of LTK

    "You think you're in some banana republic? All that scumbag money won't do you a bit of good here!!"

    "WHY YOU...!!!"
  • The guy's face falling out of the wardrobe in Goldeneye.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Pure. Comedy. Gold.
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    Pure. Comedy. Gold.

    Most of them aren't that bad - although the ones in the sub in TWINE and Mr Kil in DAD do make me giggle a bit.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    All of them are bad. I especially love the GE one at 0:41 seconds. He needs prune juice.
  • edited October 2012 Posts: 11,189
    All of them are bad. I especially love the GE one at 0:41 seconds. He needs prune juice.

    I never noticed them until I came on here :p

    To be honest I've seen worse from Brosnan (Taffin). That's pretty mild in comparison :)
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
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    Listen to the gagging noises he makes when he's being Choked from behind in the cockpit for the PTS in TND. Now, that is hilarious!
  • If you really want to laugh check out what I just came across:



    Roger doesn't 'sing' songs, so much as just speak to the beat. This is hilarious!!
  • Posts: 11,189
    doubleoego wrote:
    Listen to the gagging noises he makes when he's being Choked from behind in the cockpit for the PTS in TND. Now, that is hilarious!

    Aaaaaaagggghh!!!!!!
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
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    Love him or hate him but Brosnan entertained even if it was unintentional.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Sean's weird faces in GF don't make me laugh, they creep me the hell out. :-S I made a fan art on it a while back:
    http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6509/full2gfpun.png
  • In Moonraker when Bond and Dr Goodhead are took captive in an Ambulance and they are making faces at the henchman. Both of them look to be flirting with him.:-))

    In Octopussy before the title credits when Bond is caught and being transported Bianca pulls up beside the vehicle Bond is in, she pulls up her dress a little and exposes some leg. Bond looks at the men that are holding him captive and motions for them to look at her.( His expression is priceless lol) They become distracted and he escapes. :-))

    Later when Bond pulls up to the Gas pump in his mini airplane and says" fill her up please." ( It just makes me chuckle) :-))
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    samshwey wrote:
    In Octopussy before the title credits when Bond is caught and being transported Bianca pulls up beside the vehicle Bond is in, she pulls up her dress a little and exposes some leg. Bond looks at the men that are holding him captive and motions for them to look at her.( His expression is priceless lol) They become distracted and he escapes. :-))
    That WAS priceless.

  • Madonna's acting in Die Another Day !
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Madonna's acting in Die Another Day !
    Some LOL, others like me merely shut their eyes...
  • Madonna's acting in Die Another Day !



    :-)) Her singing of Die Another Day
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Madonna's acting in Die Another Day !

    Really? I loved her performance as a washed up, untalented, arrogant, prissy broad. Played it to a tee.
  • Madonna's acting in Die Another Day !

    Really? I loved her performance as a washed up, untalented, arrogant, prissy broad. Played it to a tee.

    =D> well done Sir, a brilliant and honest assessment of things.

    Another thing that always make laugh is in Octopussy during the fight in the taxis scene when that man on a bicycle rides through the middle of them fighting. Apparently, according to John Glen, that was unscripted, he thought that it was just a normal day :)
  • I feel I need to find a Skyfall free zone..

    some of the events mentioned here are good for sure, and I'd go along with Brosnan being amusing even if it was merely unintentional

    Few more incidents maybe

    When Dalton and Lowell are escaping from the distribution center in Mexico and on the way to an escape plane they steal Wayne Newton's bag of money he had been given. - "Surprise" - "bless your heart". That was mildly amusing

    At the Cuba facility and Natalya starts 'attacking' Grishenko and Trevelyan stands there smiling

    Moore on the Steeplechase run at the Zorin estates in France in AVTAK

    When Romanova shoots Klebb at the Venice hotel towards the end of FRWL

    I haven't seen it for a long time, but when Connery goes down that slide in Tokyo in YOLT and lands on a chair in front of Tanaka

    Mr Wint leaving 'with his tails between his legs' on the ocean liner at the end of Diamonds. Oooh - Oooooh!

    Great ending. Great characters. Lousy film release
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    samshwey wrote:
    Madonna's acting in Die Another Day !



    :-)) Her singing of Die Another Day


    Both made something come out of my mouth, but it wasn't laughter.
  • 'I don't like cock fights' /:)

    And 'Verity' as her characters name too of all things

    She's a decent overall singer, but should stay away from movies. Reminds me of Lopez in that respect. I wonder how much she got paid for that little cameo that year, she was only on screen a matter of minutes if that. And even that was enough..

    Brosnan must have been mighty thrilled at the prospect of meeting a singer or individual of such great stature you can only imagine
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited October 2012 Posts: 28,694
    When Bond says "run along, Freelance" to Dr. No's camera girl, I just die! =))
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    "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer" I find it very funny, maybe because of the way he speaks or I don't know... is funny.
    Also the already mentioned, "Kara, we're in Russian air base in the middle of Afghanistan".
    This one is so racist that is unavoidable funny, although I hope to offend no one: "For 20 bucks I take you to a ku klux klan cookout".
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
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    Quarrel: you see cap'n...there's a dragon.

    Bond: What!?

    The expression on Connery's face is priceless

    In FRWL during the gypsy camp fight there's a scene where Bond trips up some guy and then pistol whips him.

    Bond using Bonita as a shield during the PTS for GF.

    Bond getting knocked out from behind as he tries to escape the Kobe dock

    Roger Moore kicking that ninja during the bowing formalities at the ninja school

    Roger Moore running

  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    For Skyfall:
    the komodo dragon fight scene.
    Bond threatening to eject "M" when she complains about the ride quality of the DB5
    Kincade going "welcome to Scotland" after he shoots 2 baddies
  • ^Those.
  • JamesPageJamesPage Administrator, Moderator, Director
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    In all the previews and at the premiere, the biggest laugh in SF was definitely
    Bond threatening to eject "M" when she complains about the ride quality of the DB5
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    I would have to say the line that always has me burst out laughing is Sir Roger in LALD :"Its nothing to worry about darling.Its just a hat belonging to a small headed man,of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken".

    But i do like Connery's line in TB,when the alarm goes off at Shrublands : "I dont know,could it be the front door bell ? "
  • 007-Vodka Martini
    Bartender-Shaken, not stirred?
    007-Does it look like I give a damn!

    I chuckle every time Daniel Craig says that line in Casino Royale.
  • If it hasn't been mentioned, and thinking back..

    The Dr Kananga nonsense at the end of Live and Let Die, (explosion)

    The background in A View to a Kill when Zorin and Bond do battle on the Golden Gate Bridge (I thought there may have been another earthquake underway)

    When Bond is at Zorin's estate, and Tibbett is carrying all that luggage, and Bond says 'let me help you' and takes away an umbrella. "Well don't just stand there wheezing Tibbett, here let me help you"

    When Kamal Khan is eating his 'stuffed sheeps head' and we then get a zoom shot of Gobinda and Bond says "It's odd, but when I am stared at, I seem to lose my appetite"

    When Bond rides the elevator in Vegas in Diamonds are Forever and you hear the voice from inside "Hang on, folks, here we go". Connery just stands there looking all nonchalant as it goes up as if it's an everyday occurence. Can't quite say why that should amuse, but it does often enough

    Bond and Patrice having a battle in Shanghai in silhouette with animation Jellyfish going on. WTF. I almost did laugh out loud when I first saw that
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