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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    It's been a good summer season for me. I rewatched a ton of film series that mostly aren't worth it, but offer all the silly distractions I need during weeks of putting together chemistry courses for my students. Serving as mere background noise or juicy reminders of crazier days now forgotten, some of these films remain a delight, no matter how absurd.

    I started with this one:

    L E P R E C H A U N

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    Average film quality: brutally low
    Average (guilty) amusement factor: moderate to high

    When Warwick Davis first shambled onto the screen as the mischievous little green menace in 1993’s bargain-bin horror comedy Leprechaun, no one could’ve predicted the pot of sequels waiting at the end of this rainbow. A pre-Friends Jennifer Aniston battles what amounts to an offensive cereal-box mascot come to life. The film leans far heavier on cheap laughs than actual scares, stuffed with groan-worthy one-liners, goofy pratfalls, and a couple of half-hearted gross-out gags. It never even comes close to horror classic status, though it might earn itself a shiny coin in the "so bad it’s good" category. Davis throws himself into the role with gusto, rhyming and punning his way through punishment galore. But really, the movie drops the ball, or should I say the shillelagh. If the credits had rolled on Lep’s golden misadventures forever, I wouldn’t have shed a single shamrock-shaped tear...

    …yet less than two years later, the little guy was back. Leprechaun 2 trades haunted houses for Hollywood, and honestly, I prefer it. The satire lands better than the scares, making for a comedy that at least knows it’s a comedy. The direct-to-video Leprechaun 3 (I call it “Lep in Vegas”) doubled down on this approach, unleashing the gold-hoarding gremlin in the one city tailor-made for his antics. A gambling-obsessed, greed-driven monster terrorising Vegas? That practically writes itself. The movie is still dumb, but it’s fun-dumb, and I find myself grinning more often than I’d like to admit.

    Then came Leprechaun 4: In Space, and my smile died faster than an unlucky starship crew. I could forgive the Playstation-1 graphics. I could forgive the Saturday-morning-cartoon Nazi scientist. I could even forgive Warwick’s Lep once again chewing scenery like it was Lucky Charms. What I can’t forgive is 95 minutes of brain-dead marines running in circles while my sanity circled the drain. To put it bluntly: I loathe this movie.

    Leprechaun in the Hood tried a new angle: Lep meets hip-hop. With Ice-T in tow and every ‘hood cliché imaginable, this entry throws gold coins and magic flutes into a blender with weed smoke, gospel choirs, and Irish jig puns. It shouldn’t work, but somehow it kind of does. The audience actually vibed with it enough to earn Back 2 tha Hood, Warwick’s final bow in the role. Oddly enough, the sixth entry even stumbles into a few decent slasher moments. I can’t say I liked them, but I didn’t hate them either, which, in this franchise, feels like a win.

    Sadly, the franchise just couldn’t leave its clovers buried. Enter Leprechaun: Origins, starring WWE’s Hornswoggle in a role that strips away everything even remotely fun. Gone are the rhymes, the puns, the personality. Instead we get shrieking teens, generic villagers “in on it,” and a barely glimpsed monster that could just as well be a rejected Resident Evil design. If In Space didn’t bottom out the series, Origins certainly did.

    Finally, Leprechaun Returns (2018) crawled back out of the grave with Steven Kostanski (of The Void fame) at the helm. This reboot-slash-sequel gives Lep his swagger back, now played by Linden Porco, who lacks Davis’ charm but at least brings some personality to the carnage. With genuine slasher vibes and winks to the original, it’s probably the best of the bunch. Of course, that bar is so low it’s practically buried with Lep’s gold, but hey, at least this one doesn’t make me want to toss my DVD collection into a wishing well.

    In the end, I didn't hate myself for digging up some gold with a supernatural, homicidal Irish bugger in a wacky outfit. But my ranking will speak for itself:

    1. Leprechaun Returns
    2. Leprechaun Back 2 Da Hood
    3. Leprechaun 3
    4. Leprechaun 2
    5. Leprechaun In The Hood
    6. Leprechaun
    7. Leprechaun 4: In Space
    8. Leprechaun: Origins


    Should you watch the Lep films? I'll let Warwick answer:

    Try as I may
    Try as I might
    I don't recommend you do
    Not even slight


    Next time, I've got another treat for you. Something with corn.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    My friend, I salute you for your endurance.

    Last time I tried to watch a film series with a mediocre first entry, I just cowardly quit after said entry :p
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    GoldenGun wrote: »
    My friend, I salute you for your endurance.

    Last time I tried to watch a film series with a mediocre first entry, I just cowardly quit after said entry :p

    Pain is my middle name. 😉
    I can commit to bad stuff because I love finding beauty in it somewhere.
  • edited September 17 Posts: 7,267
    Nice, thanks for sharing your experience, Dimi. I'll watch a couple of 'em perhaps.

    Horror franchises in my future:
    Hellraiser (some of them)
    Leprechaun (3 and one of those Hood sequels maybe)
    Elm Street (I've got a few left to watch in full, it's good stuff)
    Pearl
    Cube (don't know which ones)
    Chucky (still haven't watched Seed, I'd watch the show too if it wasn't such a massive time commitment)

    Horror franchises NOT in my future:
    Friday the 13th (I just find these movies to be lame)

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    Liam Neeson: I've contracted AIDS.
    Warwick Davis: (perfect puzzled look)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Nice, thanks for sharing your experience, Dimi. I'll watch a couple of 'em perhaps.

    Horror franchises in my future:
    Hellraiser (some of them)
    Leprechaun (3 and one of those Hood sequels maybe)
    Elm Street (I've got a few left to watch in full, it's good stuff)
    Pearl
    Cube (don't know which ones)
    Chucky (still haven't watched Seed, I'd watch the show too if it wasn't such a massive time commitment)

    Horror franchises NOT in my future:
    Friday the 13th (I just find these movies to be lame)

    I certainly recommend

    - Hellraiser: 1, 2, the 2022 film, and perhaps 3 and 4.
    - Leprechaun: Ah well, don't hate me if you don't like them. The bar is very low here. VERY low.
    - Elm Street: Check them out. All of them! What are you waiting for?! You're still here?? Okay, I'll calm down. You can skip 6 if you must. And maybe 5. But the rest? Don't make me beg you. Don't make me cry. Watch Freddy do his thing, dream warrior.
    - Yes! X. Pearl. Maxxxine. Now there's some great stuff.
    - Cube: I'd say 1 is all you need. Hypercube is cool if you're a physics nerd (I love the film, to be honest). Cube Zero is 'different'. The Japanese Cube is okay.
    - Chucky: The best ones for me are Bride, Curse, Cult and Seed.
    - F13 is lame, huh? "LAME", sir!? Ahum. Just make sure @MajorDSmythe never reads this post...
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    :-O



    I'll just leave that knife in my back, and go away to ugly-cry.
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    Thanks for the thoughts on those franchises.

    I'm sure @MajorDSmythe won't crush my head to a pulp like that poor guy in that (deleted?) scene from that F13 movie. Now that was a cool kill, I will admit. All is forgiven, Major?

    I randomly remembered that scene (also deleted I think) from Elm Street 5 (?) in which the guy fuses with his bike and then the whole thing catches on fire. Grisly stuff.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Thanks for the thoughts on those franchises.

    I'm sure @MajorDSmythe won't crush my head to a pulp like that poor guy in that (deleted?) scene from that F13 movie. Now that was a cool kill, I will admit. All is forgiven, Major?

    I randomly remembered that scene (also deleted I think) from Elm Street 5 (?) in which the guy fuses with his bike and then the whole thing catches on fire. Grisly stuff.

    Not deleted, sir. Dan does fuse with his bike in the film. And what a sight. According to the Fredster, he felt the need for speed. Best Ghostrider scene to never grace a Marvel film.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Thanks for the thoughts on those franchises.

    I'm sure @MajorDSmythe won't crush my head to a pulp like that poor guy in that (deleted?) scene from that F13 movie. Now that was a cool kill, I will admit. All is forgiven, Major?

    I randomly remembered that scene (also deleted I think) from Elm Street 5 (?) in which the guy fuses with his bike and then the whole thing catches on fire. Grisly stuff.

    I prefer a snug sleeping bag. You can't beat a classic.
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    GoldenGun wrote: »
    THE TORTURE CHAMBER OF DR. SADISM (1967)
    a.k.a. Die Schlangengrube und das Pendel

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    In the year Karin Dor appeared in YOLT as Helga Brandt, she also appeared in this West German horror flick about a count "Legula" who seeks to live eternally by basically being vampire without really being one. In any case, he's portrayed by the always reliable Christopher Lee. Obviously Mr. Lee is one of the highlights here, as is Karin Dor who's really quite good in her admittedly not very demanding role. There is also some fine location work in Germany, giving the film a touch of authenticity. Additionally there's some nice camera work, colourful cinematography, an eery foggy forest and crazy castle ruins. The story isn't much to write home about, part Dracula and part Pit and the Pendulum. It's all about the atmopshere though, and that's certainly on point. All in all, good to check out on a rainy evening.
    "basically being vampire without really being one"
    Thats basically Ras al ghul , without blood
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    The Monkey directed by Anthony Perkins son Osgood who wrote and directed the very good Longlegs. The Monkey was a tonal shift to black comedy horror, I enjoyed the film it is quite bizarre at times though the underlining message was good and nothing can escape the inevitability of death. Osgood is a very good director I am going to seek out his earlier films.

    Agreed @Fire_and_Ice_Returns

    I saw this the other night and found it hugely entertaining. Some good shocks and lashings of black humour.

    It was only at the end i realised it was Theo James in the twins role. Very good he is too.
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    Ive weird sense of humor so might not find this scary , more like amusing......wasnt there a toy like that on King of Queens and Arthur losing it completely, lmao :D
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    In the Mouth of Madness (1994). For me, the last great film John Carpenter directed, and just really, really fun all around. Just has this special vibe to it that I absolutely adore. Goofy, wild, spooky, and weirdly even cozy.
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    THE HOT ROCK (1972)
    In honour of the late great Robert Redford, watched this entertaining comedy heist thriller from Director Peter Yates ( 'Bullitt') and screenwriter William Goldman. Redford plays John Dortmunder, just released from prison, he teams with his brother in law, Kelp (George Segal) to rob a diamond from an impregnable museum! All does not go to plan, as you would expect from its alternate title 'How to rob a diamond in 4 uneasy lessons'! Also starring the great Zero Mostel, it's a quirky caper with terrific performances from the leads, and the final scene, with a laughing Dortmunder skipping down the street to Quincy Jones funky score sums up what was so likable and charming Redford was as an actor! Thanks for all the roles Robert, R.I.P.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    FoxRox wrote: »
    In the Mouth of Madness (1994). For me, the last great film John Carpenter directed, and just really, really fun all around. Just has this special vibe to it that I absolutely adore. Goofy, wild, spooky, and weirdly even cozy.

    Agreed. Definitely his last good film. I didn't like it when i first saw it at the cinema, but recent re-watches have improved it immensely. A really 'out there' story. I made sure i tracked down a Bluray copy just recently (Albeit a German import)
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    3 Days of the Condor 1975 Outstanding thriller from arguably the best decade in cinema, this restoration is superb the film looks incredible. Great cast the acting is top notch throughout, I was struck by how beautiful Faye Dunaway was. Fifty years on this film feels very relevant today, next up I will be revisiting All the Presidents Men then The Parallax View.
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    Three-Days-of-the-Condor-1.jpg
    3 Days of the Condor 1975 Outstanding thriller from arguably the best decade in cinema, this restoration is superb the film looks incredible. Great cast the acting is top notch throughout, I was struck by how beautiful Faye Dunaway was. Fifty years on this film feels very relevant today, next up I will be revisiting All the Presidents Men then The Parallax View.

    Splendid thriller! As well as a gripping plot, it has one of the best fight sequences, brilliant editing!
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Mathis1 wrote: »
    Three-Days-of-the-Condor-1.jpg
    3 Days of the Condor 1975 Outstanding thriller from arguably the best decade in cinema, this restoration is superb the film looks incredible. Great cast the acting is top notch throughout, I was struck by how beautiful Faye Dunaway was. Fifty years on this film feels very relevant today, next up I will be revisiting All the Presidents Men then The Parallax View.

    Splendid thriller! As well as a gripping plot, it has one of the best fight sequences, brilliant editing!

    The clash between Turner and The Mailman is excellent and realistic Hank Garrett is quite menacing as The Mailman, the fight made me think of Torn Curtain
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    ZORRO (1975)
    This is the version with the late great Alain Delon playing the masked avenger, and a good job he does too, as well as playing our hero, he also does well as his foppish alter ego! It's all great fun, if a little overlong, with Stanley Baker, surprisingly playing the villain, and he and Delon have a spectaculary staged duel in the finale, Its all delivered to the sounds of Zorros theme "Zorro is back" sung by someone with the amazing moniker of Oliver Onions!!!
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    Under Siege (1992)

    Was in the mood for something lighthearted and this was perfect! Many years since i've seen it and was much better than i remembered. One of the better Die Hard rip offs.

    Very well directed with some cool action. And the bizarre sight of Gary Busey in drag!

    I followed it up with the sequel that i hadn't seen....Under Siege 2-Dark Territory (1995) Which is a huge drop in quality. Enjoyable enough though with some crazy action on and around the train. I just looked forward to how big Steve was going to dispatch each of the bad guys..

    If anyone could recommend any other Steven Seagal movies..? I've seen Above The Law and Marked For Death

    Is The Glimmer Man or Exit Wounds worth a look..?
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    I'd check out Out for Justice or Exit Wounds for the closest to quality moviemaking as we commonly understand it. Executive Decision is even better, but he's not the lead. If you're looking for 100% pure Seagality, I'd check out On Deadly Ground. In other words, don't check it out.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    I'd check out Out for Justice or Exit Wounds for the closest to quality moviemaking as we commonly understand it. Executive Decision is even better, but he's not the lead. If you're looking for 100% pure Seagality, I'd check out On Deadly Ground. In other words, don't check it out.

    Definitely be checking out 'On Deadly Ground' then..

    :))

    I'm not sure if i've seen Executive Decision...
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Mathis1 wrote: »
    ZORRO (1975)
    This is the version with the late great Alain Delon playing the masked avenger, and a good job he does too, as well as playing our hero, he also does well as his foppish alter ego! It's all great fun, if a little overlong, with Stanley Baker, surprisingly playing the villain, and he and Delon have a spectaculary staged duel in the finale, Its all delivered to the sounds of Zorros theme "Zorro is back" sung by someone with the amazing moniker of Oliver Onions!!!

    I love this film! Always been a Zorro fan, an Alain Delon fan, an Italian film fan (ergo also a spaghetti western fan), and this one has all of that in one film. This one battles it out with Mask for my favourite Zorro film :)
  • edited 4:23pm Posts: 7,267
    mattjoes wrote: »
    I'd check out Out for Justice or Exit Wounds for the closest to quality moviemaking as we commonly understand it. Executive Decision is even better, but he's not the lead. If you're looking for 100% pure Seagality, I'd check out On Deadly Ground. In other words, don't check it out.

    Definitely be checking out 'On Deadly Ground' then..

    :))

    Haha! It's good fun, one just has to be ready to make that leap. That leap into Seagality.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    I'd check out Out for Justice or Exit Wounds for the closest to quality moviemaking as we commonly understand it. Executive Decision is even better, but he's not the lead. If you're looking for 100% pure Seagality, I'd check out On Deadly Ground. In other words, don't check it out.

    Definitely be checking out 'On Deadly Ground' then..

    :))

    I'm not sure if i've seen Executive Decision...
    Mate, the only good thing about 'Executive Decision' is that Seagal bows out early!!
    Can't stand the man!
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    Whoops, spoiler alert!
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    Mathis1 wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    I'd check out Out for Justice or Exit Wounds for the closest to quality moviemaking as we commonly understand it. Executive Decision is even better, but he's not the lead. If you're looking for 100% pure Seagality, I'd check out On Deadly Ground. In other words, don't check it out.

    Definitely be checking out 'On Deadly Ground' then..

    :))

    I'm not sure if i've seen Executive Decision...
    Mate, the only good thing about 'Executive Decision' is that Seagal bows out early!!
    Can't stand the man!

    Yeah, i know he's bumped off early. Much to the horror of my late mother in-law who worshipped him! :)) But who's worse @Mathis1 Seagal or Brossa...? :D
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    I used to have large cinema posters of Nico and Hard to kill on my ceiling in my youth, I stopped watching Seagal after his cameo in Executive Decision.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    I used to have large cinema posters of Nico and Hard to kill on my ceiling in my youth, I stopped watching Seagal after his cameo in Executive Decision.

    Why did you stop watching..?
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 26,499
    I used to have large cinema posters of Nico and Hard to kill on my ceiling in my youth, I stopped watching Seagal after his cameo in Executive Decision.

    Why did you stop watching..?

    I went through a phase where I did not watch many films during my college years, around the same time I stopped watching JCVD also.
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    Mathis1 wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    I'd check out Out for Justice or Exit Wounds for the closest to quality moviemaking as we commonly understand it. Executive Decision is even better, but he's not the lead. If you're looking for 100% pure Seagality, I'd check out On Deadly Ground. In other words, don't check it out.

    Definitely be checking out 'On Deadly Ground' then..

    :))

    I'm not sure if i've seen Executive Decision...
    Mate, the only good thing about 'Executive Decision' is that Seagal bows out early!!
    Can't stand the man!

    Yeah, i know he's bumped off early. Much to the horror of my late mother in-law who worshipped him! :)) But who's worse @Mathis1 Seagal or Brossa...? :D

    😂 Well they both have something in common, in that they're both wooden!! 😉
    Though Seagal is less smug, cos he has no expression at all 😁😁😁
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