The James Bond Quote Conversation

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• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  How much time have I got?
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  September 2019 Posts: 13,385

  The same six minutes you gave me.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  We have all the time in the world.
• Thrasos

  September 2019 Posts: 1,469

  You're wasting your time. There are 100 more that will come after me. All you buy me is five minutes.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  A further buy-in of 5 million can be made by electronic transfer.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  September 2019 Posts: 2,436

  Sir, you are the big blind.
• suavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England

  September 2019 Posts: 5,131

  Chew Me.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  September 2019 Posts: 2,436

  Never on the firm's time, sir.
• EHollander

  September 2019 edited September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  Look, I am kind of busy. Maybe some other time.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  You did say your clock was correct?
• jobo

  September 2019 Posts: 7,507

  BonSimonLeBon_1 wrote: »

  Never on the firm's time, sir.

  
  Can it play any other tune?
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  jobo wrote: »

  BonSimonLeBon_1 wrote: »

  Never on the firm's time, sir.

  
  Can it play any other tune?

  
  Is that all it does?
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  September 2019 Posts: 2,436

  Would you like me to show you more?
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection.
• EHollander

  September 2019 edited September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  Stop touching your ear.
• EHollander

  September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  ... Whatever you do, don’t touch it.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  Am I going to have a problem with you. Mr Bond?
• EHollander

  September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  Seem to be having lots of problems lately.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  September 2019 Posts: 9,354

  I help people with problems.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  September 2019 Posts: 2,436

  James, help me!
• EHollander

  September 2019 edited September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  By compelling me to earthly love, the gods themselves have taken away my powers.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  September 2019 Posts: 2,436

  Oh spare me this sentimental rubbish!
• barryt007

  September 2019 Posts: 19,339

  You're sentimental about him.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  September 2019 Posts: 2,436

  Yes, considerably.
• 00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.

  September 2019 Posts: 5,186

  I knew we shouldn't have slept together.
• barryt007

  September 2019 Posts: 19,339

  My dear girl,don't flatter yourself.
• EHollander

  September 2019 edited September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  She's an ugly little bitch, but she gets you there.
• jobo

  September 2019 Posts: 7,507

  One... last... screw?
• EHollander

  September 2019 Posts: 3,687

  James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue... but not this one!"