The James Bond Quote Conversation

BonSimonLeBon_1

Yes, considerably.

barryt007

I admit it's a little kinky.

EHollander

Bottoms up.

thedove

"Absolutely. No sense in going on half cocked."

j_w_pepper

Having problems keeping it up, Q?

BonSimonLeBon_1

I've been known to keep my tip up.

EHollander

How kind of you Mr. Kidd. The children will be ...so thrilled.

thedove

"Must be a pretty sick collection of minds to think up this plan. Tell me what lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"

EHollander

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

j_w_pepper

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

EHollander

My friends call me JINX.

j_w_pepper

I don't have any friends.

EHollander

Relax, you have a friend named Felix who can fix anything

EHollander

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j_w_pepper

I think he got the point.

CommanderRoss

I have no idea....

thedove

"Could it be the front doorbell?"

BonSimonLeBon_1

Da.

EHollander

Hmm. Saved by the bell.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Ah, the usual 007 wit - or at least half of it.

00Agent

You're a funny man, Mr. Bond.

barryt007

Oh it's not mutual.

EHollander

Critics and material I don’t need. I haven’t changed my act in 40 years.

barryt007

Then let me refresh your vocabulary.

j_w_pepper

Wait a minute. Oratory. What is that?

barryt007

Search me.

CommanderRoss

Another time, aanother place.

thedove

"You aren't taking her away, she's the only joy in this dreary...place."

barryt007

Sorry Elliot ,i zoned out there for a second.

thedove

"If I am being forced to watch Television, may I smoke?"