USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    ...you're smaller than I remember.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    MartinBond wrote: »
    ...you're smaller than I remember.

    :))
    Always got to make an entrance
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    This is what she made us.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
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    Since I'm aiming for a spoiler-free NTTD experience, allow me to paraphrase a line from Raul Julia's masterful interpretation of M. Bison:

    For you, the day the NTTD teaser trailer was announced was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Sunday.

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    Ok I know it is frowned upon for others to start but I have one I need help

    Use a line from a bond film when your wife’s family all wants to play raunchy games...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited February 16 Posts: 9,060
    Risico007 wrote: »
    Ok I know it is frowned upon for others to start but I have one I need help
    I don't see why any of us here can't start a new game when it quietens down. Let's open it up to everyone. :)
    I was actually getting around to posting my own 'use a line', as I do sometimes.

    Risico007 wrote: »
    Use a line from a bond film when your wife’s family all wants to play raunchy games...
    "This time, Mr Bond, the pleasure will be all mine!" *Starts licking facial cheeks*
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Risico007 wrote: »
    Ok I know it is frowned upon for others to start but I have one I need help
    I don't see why any of us here can't start a new game when it quietens down. Let's open it up to everyone. :)
    I was actually getting around to posting my own 'use a line', as I do sometimes.

    Risico007 wrote: »
    Use a line from a bond film when your wife’s family all wants to play raunchy games...
    "This time, Mr Bond, the pleasure will be all mine!" *Starts licking facial cheeks*

    "I've been known to keep my tip up!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I'm afraid you cought me with more than my hands up
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Billie starts singing NTTD.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 932
    "Nothing can be as painful as listening to you talk."
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    Speak up darling, I can't hear you
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "That's rather neat, Don't you think?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited February 16 Posts: 9,060
    Jinx to Bond: "I'm NSA, not the bad guy. DUH!"
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited February 16 Posts: 2,069
    "Who's strangling the cat"

    Funny thing "billie" is Hindi translation of cat :))
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "Better cold with them on, than dead with them off, I always say."Moderator
    Posts: 11,266
    "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to Billie Eilish without earmuffs!"
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 932
    "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to Billie Eilish without earmuffs!"

    Brilliant.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
    "That's a charming tune."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited February 16 Posts: 5,121
    Billie Eilish haters: No, no, no. Turn this off...
    BE fans: This is important.
    BE haters: I said turn this off!!!
  • Posts: 589
    Does "I love you" work? :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger The dying flutchman
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    Drug dealers of the world, unite.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited February 16 Posts: 5,121
    "I like it already."

    "Very talented girl."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,060
    "Oh, slowly, Whisper! Slowly, slowly."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,862
    "BRILLIANT! Well done, Finneas! Another eighty-million dollar *write-off*!"
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ocean Club, Bahamas.
    Posts: 2,938
    'Spose everyone needs a hobby.
  • Posts: 10,513
    " I gave you every break possible. You had a 50-50 chance. You weren't even close."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
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  • RyanRyan Canada
    Posts: 243
    "Why does Billie Eilish sing different than Adele?"

    "You think she's better, huh?"

    "No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited February 16 Posts: 5,121
    "Now hear this, Goldfinger."

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    Looks like he wants Shirley Bassey back.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "Better cold with them on, than dead with them off, I always say."Moderator
    Posts: 11,266
    "I would have thought listening to NTTD was torture enough."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,967
    "Turn the bloody machine off!!!"
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