A London Underground announcement

edited November 2012 in Skyfall Posts: 1,492
(crackle of static) An announcement for passengers on the eastbound district line. Due to vandalism (a Spanish maniac and a British agent) the line is suspended between Temple and Embankment. London underground advises passengers take alternative routes to your destinations. Tickets will be valid on trains and buses.

London underground apologises for this inconvenience. (crackle of static)

Comments

  • Posts: 11,189
    NIce one :))

    I can hear the groans of passengers already.
  • If Silva had been Brazilian he wouldn't have even made it into the tunnels.The Met police would have taken care of him :-O
  • edited November 2012 Posts: 1,492
    (crackle of static) We have caught the culprits on CCTV - a Mr Silva and a Mr James Bond and we will be prosecuting. TFL and London underground takes a very dim view of vandalism on its properties.



    Mind the Gap and do not block the doors as the driver cannot move away.
  • RyanKint wrote:
    If Silva had been Brazilian he wouldn't have even made it into the tunnels.The Met police would have taken care of him :-O

    Tasteless joke but witty all the same.
  • Posts: 11,189
    actonsteve wrote:
    (crackle of static) We have caught the culprits on CCTV - a Mr Silva and a Mr James Bond and we will be prosecuting. TFL and London underground takes a very dim view of vandalism on its properties.



    Mind the Gap and do not block the doors as the driver cannot move away.

    I'm sure there will be a full public enquiry into what happend
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    Yes, a hearing. But I do hope they'll provide good security.

    I don't want another shootout. *lights cigar & pours whisky from 1962*
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