I'd like to work for MI6 (the people who can't tell the difference)

JamesPageJamesPage Moderator, Director
edited March 2011 in MI6 Headlines & Feedback Posts: 1,380
We had the first applicant with the new 'contact us' ticket system. We thought that might stem the tide of people trying to join the SIS. Apparently not....

<pre>Dear Madame, dear Monsieur,
I am french-originally from Lebanon. I lived in Russia
(I studied medicine: 1990-1997). I speak for languages.
I want to work for the account of MI6 for two reasons:
1/ I would like to conjugate my knowledge and experiences
of the different cultures in order to put it at the disposal of MI6.
2/ I admire England and the english culture.
Best Regards,
Charles ****
***, rue de ******
***** Paris
</pre>

Comments

  • Funny :-)) Last time I checked, you had to be a british citizen in order to work for MI6 anyway.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    i kind of like the part where they say... "I speak for languages" - what languages does this person speak on behalf of?? Clearly not English...
  • Wasn't there a whack job lady that kept on e-mailing you guys requesting support, agents placed in certain locations, dead drops and things like that a couple of years back?
  • DiscoVolanteDiscoVolante Stockholm, SwedenModerator
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    Quoting haserot: i kind of like the part where they say... "I speak for languages" - what languages does this person speak on behalf of?? Clearly not English...
    :D

    There'll be more for sure!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    i cannot wait.. >-)
  • Where can I come be an official agent for official service of mi6? I no long love mother Russia. I wish to being with good guys. I see bond and it inspiring me to becoming cool. Where I put picture on I am in action? Where I find adress unknown I wish to locate? Can I has gun?
  • Posts: 638
    "Who is, your floor?"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,305
    Oh, my! I bet the admin got a lot of this back in 2002! :-))
  • edited March 2011 Posts: 6
    And now please think for a moment of the poor sod who's in charge of the real SIS contact form...
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    There's been fruit cakes like this for a long time. Good to see they found this so quickly!
  • ShakenNotStirredShakenNotStirred James Bond Will Return
    Posts: 1,181
    :D Nice, well give him a mod postition maybe he won't know the difference. ;)
  • Quoting RussianMummy: Wasn't there a whack job lady that kept on e-mailing you guys requesting support, agents placed in certain locations, dead drops and things like that a couple of years back?
    I remember that thread! Great stuff... it would be a shame to lose it. Have you got that saved by chance, James?

    Ah well, this is certainly amusing too. :-))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2011 Posts: 19,740
    Quoting haserot: i kind of like the part where they say... "I speak for languages" - what
    languages does this person speak on behalf of?? Clearly not English...
    :-))

    We really need to keep them going for a while. Tell them to come to a specific place (say in Africa) at a specific time for some obscure training, all sober and carrying a gun.
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited March 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Quoting DarthDimi: We really need to keep them going for a while. Tell them to come to a specific place (say in Africa) at a specific time for some obscure training, all sober and carrying a gun.
    Well, given the MI6/ SAS bungle in Libya the other week, it appears they're already doing exactly that and messing it up without any help from us... ;)
  • CASINOROYALECASINOROYALE Somewhere hot
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    Wow way to fail at spelling and grammar!! lol
  • JamesPageJamesPage Moderator, Director
    Posts: 1,380
    And we are opening a guest book for the upcoming Royal Wedding..
    Name: ganu ajay
    Dept: MI6 Support

    Your Worship
    My solemn curtsy.
    I beg forgiveness for having a stupefied
    brain and not greeting the Prince of Wales
    and Duchess of Cornwall on their upcoming
    wedding anniversary.
    My best wishes for the Royal Wedding
    set for the 29th of April,2011.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
    Posts: 41,577
    What? There is another MI6?
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
    Posts: 9,021
    I used to work for Swiss Intelligence, retired since 2015. :D
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,544
    @Thunderfinger is Charles. I can't imagine he's allowed to comment based on the secretive nature of his work.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,139
    Put out to grass Jason?.
  • Posts: 2,486
    :)) How come I haven't seen this earlier.

    Hire him! :D
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