The James Bond Quote Conversation

Thunderpussy

l've been dreaming about a solex agitator.

Benny

Plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

GadgetMan

When do you sleep, 007?

Benny

I can't tell you!

GadgetMan

So who are you working for?

Thunderpussy

I represent the acme pollution company, we're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable starting point.

GadgetMan

Sensible answer.

Thunderpussy

I'm not in the habit of giving answers to lackeys.

GadgetMan

You persist in trying to provoke me, Mr. Bond.

Thunderpussy

Well, I was going to get around to that

GadgetMan

Not a chance.

Thunderpussy

My silence could have a price.

GadgetMan

Make your choice.

EHollander

If there is a deal to be made, the price is going to be high.

GadgetMan

I hope I can live up to your high standards.

jobo

You can have one million today... or ten million tomorrow!

GadgetMan

Only a matter of time.

EHollander

I didn't come for the money.

jobo

You must be joking!

GadgetMan

Why did you come?

EHollander

...Forgive me, that sounds like an evasion.

GadgetMan

Once again, your faith is misplaced.

EHollander

Trouble is, there's never a 70 -year-old around when you need one.

GadgetMan

Have you ever lost a loved one, Mr. Bond?

Thunderpussy

One of their aircraft is missing.

GadgetMan

Hello, Q, I've missed you.

EHollander

You have five fingers. The butt is balanced for a person of three. Therefore, you are an inch too low.

Thunderpussy

Lower, down not up.

EHollander

...Time to redeem your marksmanship score.

Thunderpussy

I'm sure, I'm not in your class.