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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    The president said any loss of life is unacceptable.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Felix, this is not the real White House, and he's not the president.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    ... he's been spotted in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Iraq, Iran, Beirut and Cambodia.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Well- traveled man.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Currently working for the insurgent force in Zaire.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    ...as an overworked, underpaid assassin.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    ... those l kill are themselves killers.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2021 Posts: 3,687
    My art is in great demand, Mr. Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Well, we all get our jollies one way or another.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...l always thought l liked animals. Then l discovered that l liked killing people even more.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    I would have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough.
  • jobojobo
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    You're just saying that to hurt me
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    It's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that, if you do not yield soon enough, there will be little left to identify you as a man. The only question remains...
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    ....How much oil did the Americans promise you?
  • jobojobo
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    Much more than you've got!
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    One hundred and fifteen million in the pot.
  • jobojobo
    edited April 2021 Posts: 7,500
    Shake it over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    How do you take it?
  • jobojobo
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    Shake it over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    Uh, we prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound. Guaranteed results.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    Why so certain?
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    edited April 2021 Posts: 4,247
    *
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    Because you'll release this section of the roof and engage and fire the passenger ejector seat.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    Wonderful! Would you like to show me more?
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Thank you, M. We've seen enough. This is now a military operation.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    That wasn't very nice.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    War’s always been man’s main occupation.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    This is about stopping a war.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Just about that hour, isn't it?
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    What do you want to know?
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