The James Bond Quote Conversation

EHollander

Not ground... ICE.

jobo

If necessary: shared bodily warmth

Thunderpussy

Now, this way, 007. Be careful. It's a trifle slippery.

GadgetMan

I know. Don't tell me.

jobo

I don't need to teach you anything, do I?

EHollander

My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut, and...They would fall into the drum.

GadgetMan

Oh, please, James. Spare me the Freud.

jobo

No, no, no. I've got a better idea.

GadgetMan

You gonna try and shoot me?

Thunderpussy

I'm tempted to say yes immediately, but I'd better have a look around.

jobo

What sharp little eyes you've got

Thunderpussy

You must give me the name of your oculist.

EHollander

Eyes only, 007.

CommanderRoss

And if you look to the right, you'll see.... oohh!!!!

BonSimonLeBon_1

To the right, yes, to the right.

EHollander

Thank you, M. We've seen enough. This is now a military operation.

jobo

But sir, they're not going to do anything!

EHollander

Europe will insist on disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will.

Thunderpussy

Bring me the generals........ Gentlemen, I promised you a demonstration.

EHollander

What you are about to see is Europe's answer to the electronic battlefield: the first working prototype of the Tiger helicopter.

jobo

A tiger?? In Africa??

EHollander

SITTT!

jobo

Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

Thunderpussy

Do you have a social security or passport number?

jobo

Questions, question, questions... All I get is questions!

GadgetMan

Speak up, darling. I can't hear you.

CommanderRoss

Numbers were never my strong suit

Thunderpussy

I'll take the full odds on the ten. 200 on the hard way. The limit on all the numbers, 250 on the eleven. Thank you very much.

EHollander

Let's double it. Five dollars a point.

Thunderpussy

Well, then l shall use player's privilege, and use your lucky dice.