The James Bond Quote Conversation

IGotABrudder

They found motor oil in his stomach.

Benny

"Anything else?"

CommanderRoss

Quiche Lorraine

jobo

Phu yuck!

IGotABrudder

Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middle man ...

BonSimonLeBon_1

Ma'am.

EHollander

Sorry, forgot to knock.

jobo

And now you pay the penalty...

EHollander

Our agreement states that no monies should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.

JamesCraig

You got a bloody cheek!

CommanderRoss

Showing a little more cheek than usual

EHollander

Hence, Janus... the two-faced Roman god, come to life.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Oh James!

JamesCraig

You're bluffing.

EHollander

I am the faithful warden at the foot of his Lord. So faithful, so vigilant, that he gave me his face for my own. I am a Pharaohs companion, and I am he. The pharaoh.

CommanderRoss

Oh grow up 007!

EHollander

...Too many free radicals, that's your problem. Toxins that destroy the body and brain. Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry martinis.

BonSimonLeBon_1

My problem is you never ask me to dinner.

IGotABrudder

Slowly, Whisper, slowly ... let our diners assemble.

EHollander

He disagreed with some thing that ate him.

BonSimonLeBon_1

It's funny but when I'm stared at I seem to lose my appetite.

IGotABrudder

You can see that my piranha fish get very hungry. They can strip a man to the bone in thirty seconds.

CommanderRoss

Jb, it's your initials on the coffin.

GadgetMan

Names is for tombstones, Baby!

EHollander

Now if you would care to follow me into my comfortable office Mr. Franks, we will bring you the urn.

BonSimonLeBon_1

I can hardly wait.

EHollander

How much do you know about death?

jobo

I don't think the dead care about vengeance

EHollander

There’s a saying… Before setting out on revenge, you must first dig two graves.

jobo

Fat always did like that mausoleum... Put him in it!